Chapter 23: You're so handsome
"In short, you are not allowed to call me wife, you can call me president, or I have no problem calling me by my name, but you have to call me president in the company."
"Okay, the president will be the president!" Ye Wuhan spread his hands helplessly.
"Now that you have applied for a job in the public relations department, you will do a good job, if you don't do a good job and violate the company's discipline, I will also fire you, do you understand?" Nalan Xiaozhu wiped the tears on her face and said solemnly.
"I understand it, I said that my wife ......"
"I said you weren't allowed to call me wife!"
"Okay, if you don't scream, you won't scream, are you so loud? I say... President, you said that you are the CEO of the company, why don't you arrange a position such as vice president for me? You say I'm your man, you let me be a little publicist, and your own face is dull, don't you say? ”
Ye Wuhan Xiaoxiao reasoned and moved with affection, Nalan Xiaozhu smiled coldly, "Don't worry, I'm not afraid of a dull face, if you perform well, I will also give you a promotion, if you don't perform well, I will also fire you, I will not slack off because of the relationship between the two of us." ”
"So you admit it's my wife?"
Nalan Xiaozhu blushed, "You think too much, don't you?" ”
"Wife, I wonder when we can share a bed or a bath?" Ye Wuhan said suddenly.
"It depends on your performance!" A look of smugness flashed on Nalan Xiaozhu's delicate face, but she suddenly realized that something was wrong.
"Wife, that's what you said."
Ye Wuhan slapped the table, "Okay, I'm going to behave well from now on!" ”
He looked at the big table in front of him, "I hope that my wife and I will fulfill our dream of being happy together at this table as soon as possible." ”
"You ......" Nalan Xiaozhu's face turned red, and he caught the loophole by the slightest negligence, how can he live with him in the future? Looking at this table and thinking of that kind of scene? She felt her face burn.
"Shut up for me, don't let you say these vain words again!" Nalan Xiaozhu blushed and said, the tears of grievance almost didn't flow again.
"Okay, I won't say okay, but Xiaozhu, don't worry, I will definitely fulfill my dream of loving each other and appeasing each other with you at this table as soon as possible."
"Can you please stop talking about these foul words?" Nalan Xiaozhu was about to go crazy.
Ye Wuhan stretched out his hands, "No way, I'm a rough person, why don't you say these rude words?" ”
"You ......" Nalan Xiaozhu regretted, why did she meet this kid that day, and she took the initiative several times, it will be difficult to wash your name with this kid in the future.
When she thought of this kid, she would go down the slope and mention the matter to the donkey, the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she became, and finally she couldn't help it anymore, sat on the chair and turned her back, and sobbed softly.
"Oh, wife, don't cry!" There is no cold hair at night, but no matter how much he persuades him, Nalan Xiaozhu can't stop crying.
Finally, after he persuaded him for a long time, Nalan Xiaozhu turned around, looked at him with tears in her beautiful eyes and said, "Can you stop saying these foul words again?" ”
"Okay, as long as you stop crying, I won't say anything." He patted his chest and made a guarantee, there was no way, in fact, he was also very helpless, this woman was okay, but she couldn't be persuaded to cry.
"Poof!" Nalan Xiaozhu finally couldn't help laughing, she muttered a little smug with a small mouth: "It's pretty much the same!" ”
"Huh!" Ye Wuhan smiled bitterly, this woman, it's just so flickering, don't cry?
"Can you do a good job?" Nalan Xiaozhu continued.
"Yes, it must be!"
"Okay, in that case, I'll give you three chapters of the covenant." Nalan Xiaozhu followed closely.
"Huh?"
How does Night Wuhan feel a little trapped? But he still said: "Okay, no problem, needless to say three, I promise you ten and hundred." ”
"You don't need ten or hundred, just three, do you promise?"
How can Ye Wuhan feel that the routine is getting deeper and deeper, but the words have been spoken, as a man, he naturally can't go back, and immediately said: "Okay, since this is the three, you can say it, wife!"
Nalan Xiaozhu sat up straight and said solemnly: "First, you are not allowed to call my wife in public, especially when you are in the company. ”
"No problem!"
"Second, you are not allowed to run to my office unless I summon you."
"Third, don't say those foul words again!"
She blushed at the thought of those foul words.
"Fourth, you must dress neatly, go to work on time, and don't be late or leave early!"
"Fifth, you must work hard, strive to make some achievements, cooperate with Minister Du's work, and don't be pampered!"
"Stop, stop!"
Ye Wuhan pressed his right index finger against the palm of his left hand, "I said wife, don't you say three?" That's all five. ”
"Five is five, what's wrong with five? Do you say yes? ”
Nalan Xiaozhu covered her eyes and made a gesture to wipe her tears.
"Okay, I promised you, I promised you, can't I promise you!" Ye Wuhan is speechless, he can't see a woman like this.
"That's pretty much it!" Nalan Xiaozhu smiled, and wiped the big crystal tears from the corners of her eyes, and there was a little smug feeling between her eyebrows, as if she had finally won a major victory in the face of this kid.
Finally rectified this kid.
"And ......"
"Wife, are you okay? It's okay, I'll go first. ”
didn't wait for Nalan Xiaozhu to speak again, Ye Wuhan had already escaped from the president's office, and if he stayed any longer, he wouldn't be able to make sure that this woman would come up with ten or a hundred rules and regulations to restrain herself, how could he stand it.
"Hey...... It's not done yet. Nalan Xiaozhu stomped her foot in the back, but the kid had already run away, and she couldn't help it.
Ye Wushu said that you didn't finish speaking, and when you finished speaking, Lao Tzu still had to go into shock.
is used to doing what he wants, free and easy, if he is really constrained by those rules and regulations, Ye Wuhan does not dare to guarantee that he can really die of depression.
Back downstairs, as soon as he entered the public relations department, those women immediately hula surrounded him, "Hey Xiaoye, what is the president looking for you?" ”
"yes, what the hell is she looking for you?"
The female colleagues were extremely curious, and even the shy girl Su Wanning cast a surprised look at Ye Wuhan.
"I'll tell you a secret, do you want to know?" Ye Wuhan said mysteriously, and leaned forward.
"What's the secret? Say it! ”
"Yes, Brother Xiaohan, tell me quickly, what is the secret, you tell it quickly, my sister is itching." Mei Jiaojiao said, and a group of women also leaned forward.
As long as you look up, you will see all kinds of necklaces and all kinds of white skin, and the scenery is not too beautiful.
Ye Wuhan lowered his voice and said, "Hey, you guys probably don't know yet, right? The president is my wife! ”
"What? Is the president your wife? The female publicists opened their mouths wide and then dispersed.
"Cut, just your lowest-level little PR, the president or your wife? If the president is really your wife, you still need to run here to be a little public relations? You have to be realistic to fool people. ”
These female publicists of various styles naturally don't believe it!
"I'll go!" Ye Wuhan is also speechless, how can telling the truth be so unbelievable these days.
Du Shasha stood in the office and watched this scene through the window, seeing that Ye Wuhan was fighting with the female publicists, and she was not even familiar with the company's business, so she became more and more angry.
She walked out of the office and into the office area with a tense face.