Chapter 8: You're the Real Boss
In order to divert attention, she sent a Chinese civilization specialty.
[A pair of embroidered shoes] Nian Yaoyue sent a link: Healthy diet: five yuan to cook a pot, win bird's nest, thrombosis, and reduce three highs.
Su Daji: This nickname is also unacceptable......
Wu Zetian: .........
Yang Yuhuan: This news makes people desperate! I'm only eighteen, and you let me see eighty-year-old things.
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The new king of the cold field of the Scourge Group was born, and the whole world was quiet.
Nian Yaoyue always felt that she should not be classified as a disaster, and she felt that she could still save it.
So silently clicked on a few slightly unfamiliar group members. Then silently close. (−_−#)! It must be the wrong way she opened it!
Jia Nanfeng - the ugliest and poisonous queen in history.
is not only ugly, but also ruthless, vicious and brutal, Jia Nanfeng has almost all the shortcomings, whether it is in personal conduct or political affairs, there is no merit.
Xiao Meiniang - the queen of Emperor Yang of Sui, has served six emperors, Emperor Yang of Sui can leave a stench for 10,000 years, she has played a role in fueling the troubles.
Li Fengniang - Empress Guangzong of the Southern Song Dynasty.
I was mad at the emperor's husband, and I was still working against the emperor,
Li Fengniang was very fierce, once, Song Guangzong washed his hands in the palace, and happened to notice a pair of beautiful hands of the woman holding the uterus, so he praised two sentences.
As a result, Li Fengniang sent someone to send a food box to Guangzong, which turned out to be a pair of hands of the palace maid, and Guangzong was so frightened that he couldn't speak, so he fell ill.
What's even more bizarre! None of the three generations of emperors Li Fengniang met finally abdicated the throne and became the emperor.
xx - the demon concubine of the last world in 3020, because of her, the tenth world war was triggered. Humanity is almost extinct, and human history has entered a new era, entering the last days.
xx perfectly interprets the Mary Sue plot of the male protagonist, male supporting man, and male N+ who love her......
Nian Yaoyue also specially Baidu to find out what is the Sea King!
Sea King refers to a scumbag and scumbag who have many ambiguous relationships and often flirt with girls with the guiding ideology of casting nets and fishing widely.
It is synonymous with "central air conditioning", which originates from "I thought I swam into my brother's fish pond, but I didn't expect my brother to be a sea king."
Nian Yaoyue wants to cry without tears! She is a conscientious, diligent, and honest eighteenth-tier villain professional. Who did she offend? _(´ཀ`」∠)_
Although she has performed countless adulterous concubines and demon concubines. She has played most of the disasters in the group.
But that's just a joke! How did she become a disaster? Who did she harm? Is it also a sin to be too good at acting? Woooooo
The woes in the group are still crying for themselves.
Lu Pheasant: The daughter of a rich family married Liu Bang's stinky hooligan, and also raised an illegitimate child for him, he wanted to change his wife when he was promoted and made a fortune, and instigated Qi Ji's vixen to compete with me for the back position, don't blame me for being ruthless, they are all forced out! I'm a curse!
Nian Yaoyue felt that what Empress Lu said was right!
Empress Lu should indeed hate Liu Bang.
thought that Liu Bang rebelled back then, and pushed Empress Lu and the child off the carriage in order to escape, and escaped by himself.
Lu Pheasant was arrested and imprisoned. After four years in prison, he began to live as a hostage for two years and four months.
Lu Pheasant was captured by the overlord of Chu, and he was tortured and humiliated by the enemy army in the military camp.
Once Xiang Yu set up a big pot in front of the battle, boiled boiling water, and threatened Liu Bang to cook his father and daughter-in-law, but he didn't expect Liu Bang to say with a hippie smile, boil, boil, don't forget to share a mouthful of broth.
Liu Bang was so frustrated that he couldn't even stand the enemy Xiang Yu, so he finally withdrew the pot and let poor Lu Pheasant go.
When Liu Bang became the emperor, he forgot about his wife and allowed his concubine to destroy his wife. Lu Pheasant is not wrong to want to protect himself.
Without waiting for Lu Pheasant to finish speaking, Wu Zetian became impatient!
Wu Zetian: You wastes who only know how to cling to men! When I was on the throne and commanding those ministers, you women only knew how to work hard to win the favor of those men! Isn't the throne fragrant?
Wu Zetian: Cixi and Lu Pheasant, even if you have controlled the government for many years, do you dare to call me me?
After Wu Zetian finished speaking, the group was quiet, and no one dared to come out to be a demon!
Wu Zetian: I am a generation of empress saints, and the most wronged is me!
Just when everyone didn't dare to push it. Yang Yuhuan bubbled.
Yang Yuhuan: I said Mrs. Mrs. Mother-in-law! You can pull it down! Just because of you, the queens behind are all dreaming of being empresses! Datang is going downhill!
Yang Yuhuan: You are amazing! You almost said that Tang Gaozong would pass the emperor's throne to you, after Gaozong's death, your sons became the emperor's puppets like marquees, and you were the ones who were in power behind you, and in the end you didn't even want to pretend, and directly called the emperor.
Yang Yuhuan sent a few contemptuous expressions in a row.
In the three hundred years of the Tang Dynasty, three-quarters of the years have no queen.
The only eight queens have only been in power for more than 70 years, of which Wu Zetian alone has been in power for 28 years.
There were almost no queens in the late Tang Dynasty, and the queens who were re-canonized after a hundred years were the last queens.
Except for the eldest grandson Empress of Tang Taizong, and Empress Gaozong of Tang who became the empress, the rest of the Empress Sisters of the Tang Dynasty have no one to ride the wind and waves, and they are all desolate.
In the decline of the Tang Dynasty, Empress Wu did bring a bad head to the Tang queens behind her.
Su Daji: I am the most wronged, I have been the spokesperson of the disaster for thousands of years!
Su Daji: The cannon burning punishment was first created by Xia Wei, the last king of the Xia Dynasty, and was set up to punish the minister Guan Longfeng. The king of Shang is the one who carries forward the punishment of cannon branding. What does it have to do with me as a weak woman!
XX: Daji~ Have you forgotten that your curious baby loves to engage in scientific research?
XX: When you see a pregnant woman with a big belly, you want to study the fetus, so you cut the abdomen on the spot, and the corpse is dead. I saw someone walking barefoot on the ice, so I chopped off someone's foot and studied why his feet were not afraid of the cold. Also, the ancients and sages had seven tricks in their hearts, come and come, do you have time? Let's dig out our hearts!
XX: Not only that, but you also personally study the shelf life of food and engage in wine pond meat forest.
Su Daji, who was a little expert in mending knives, was speechless.
Yu Huan: Okay, okay, don't scare the newcomer, let's see what great achievements the young girl has.
Su Daji: It's strange that Baidu doesn't have your information.
XX: Daji Niangniang, you should use Sogou, oh, no, you should use Sohu!
Su Daji: Sample~ Let's play on the side!
Empress Dowager Cixi: Huh? There's really no news of the younger sister!
According to the rules of the group, the scourge in the group does not have permission to view their own information, but they can view other people's.
So everyone unanimously clicked on the simplified version of Nian Yaoyue's information.
XX: Ahhhh Sister Nian, you are the real boss! Take my knees! ( ̄Д ̄)ノ!
Su Daji: I didn't expect you to be so weak and so capable?
Zhao Feiyan: Compared with you, the big guy, I am a delicate, simple, helpless and pitiful little white flower, I am too young, say goodbye~
Bao Xi: We only let them live when they are alive, and you don't even let go of his soul after death, and he is really a ruthless character.
Jia Nanfeng: You must have cheated!
Year Yaoyue: ಠ_ಠ??? What did I do?
Wu Zetian: Nian Mei'er, someone outside is calling you, if you don't go back, your clothes will be ripped off!
A powerful suction force pressed her against her original owner. Nian Yaoyue opened her eyes slowly.
Unexpectedly, not long after the water group, she had already returned to the residence of the fourth elder brother.
At this time, Su Peisheng was reaching out to untie her clothes, and there were bottles and jars of medicine on the table next to her, probably trying to help her apply the medicine.