The day before the National Day holiday, Jiang Jianguo got up early in the morning, and then sat in the living room sighing.

Zhou Hongmei, who was busy, was angry, so she took a feather duster and gave him a slap in the face.

"What a fart you have in the morning, don't help me do some work if you're so idle."

Jiang Jianguo touched the place where he was beaten aggrievedly, and then with a loud noise, he hugged Zhou Hongmei's thigh and began to cry, "Wife, I can't bear you, wife." ”

Zhou Hongmei: ......

Can you not use this trick every time, a big man, can the bones be harder?

Obviously, Comrade Jiang Jianguo is in front of his daughter-in-law for many years, not to mention being tough, and it is already good that he does not soften into a puddle of water.

"Wife, if I retire, I can't bear you!"

"What nonsense." Zhou Hongmei glared at him, "You are retired now, who will make money for the youngest son!" ”

Jiang Jianguo blinked stunned, and then really cried, "Why do I have to make money for him?" He's so old, he'll be an adult in a few years, and he won't earn it himself! ”

He is an old father, can he support him for a while, can he still support him for a lifetime?

Besides, after he retires, he can't give his youngest son a few mines, and if there are mines, he can still be hungry.

"How old is he, you want him to make money, if he can make money, then why do you want to be a father, think other people's sons are so good!" Zhou Hongmei continued to glare at him.

She knows it all in her heart, although the boss is stupid in some places, but people are good at making money, and they are even better than him, who is a father.

And the second child is even more so, that is a master who can't see money, as soon as he sees money, he has to work hard to get the money, that look, he must have been surnamed Zhou in his last life.

There is only a stupid little son left, lazy to go to heaven, let alone let him make money, let him spend money hard, don't save more money for him now, let him drink the northwest wind in the future?

Besides, if those mines were really given to him, he might not know if others had hollowed out the mines.

The family is sure that there is no shortage of money, but the money is not inexhaustible, she has planned to make more money, and then deposit it in the bank, and give her youngest son interest every year, so that she is not afraid that he will starve to death in the future.

"Wife, wife, ......" Jiang Jianguo shouted a few times but didn't get a response, he was really angry, and he opened his mouth and called on Zhou Hongmei's lap.

"Whew..."

Zhou Hongmei bounced up violently, rubbed the place where she was bitten, and then looked at Jiang Jianguo, who was cowering in the corner and didn't dare to move, squinting and smiling.

Jiang Jianguo: Mom! This smile is so dangerous!

"Jiang Jianguo, hello, you, my mother married you, worked hard for decades, and in the end, I didn't say anything, but I was bitten by him, it seems that I am so good to you these days, so that you have forgotten why the flowers are so red!"

After saying that, she turned and went into the kitchen, and in a few seconds, she came out again.

Jiang Jianguo looked at it with a trembling heart, how could this ancestral big kitchen knife be taken out again, a knife of more than ten catties, if it was sharpened, would his old life still be there?

"Help, Zhou Hongmei is going to murder her husband!!" He rolled his eyes, calculated his heart, and ran out as he shouted.

Who is Zhou Hongmei?

She is a person who has beaten all over Sizhou County's big daddy and aunt, if she can let Jiang Jianguo run away, then where will her face go!

I saw her sturdy body jumping towards the door, and as soon as she stretched out her backhand, the ancestral kitchen knife was horizontal in the middle of the door.

Jiang Jianguo's eyes were about to crack, he was so scared, he directly mixed his left foot with his right foot at the moment, and successfully came to a big party.

After touching his head and then touching his neck in fear, he breathed a sigh of relief for the rest of his life, fortunately his head was still there, and his neck was fine.

Thinking about the dangerous scene just now, he glared at Zhou Hongmei fiercely, gritted his teeth, and couldn't speak for a long time.

Seeing his angry appearance, Zhou Hongmei felt a little furious in her heart, shouldn't she really make people angry?

Seeing the emptiness on Zhou Hongmei's face, Jiang Jianguo snorted coldly, "Look at you, how dangerous it is, if I can't stop my feet just now, then you are a murderer now, I am dead, you have to go to prison, then your youngest son will live on his own in the future!" ”

Angrily got up, snatched the ancestral kitchen knife from her hand and went to the kitchen.

Where Zhou Hongmei couldn't see, he breathed a sigh of relief, patted his chest, and said in his heart that it scared him, if it weren't for his wit, he wouldn't be able to escape a beating now.

It seems that this trick can be used often in the future, so that a lot of fights can be avoided.

Speaking of the knife just now, he saw it with sharp eyes, the tip of the knife was facing outward, even if it wasn't outward, with him stealing chickens and dogs for many years, ahh It's a skill that has been accumulated over time, and it will not be bumped into if it is broken.

"Happy?"

"Of course I'm happy, I can't get away with it... Heart... Is it? ”

As soon as he said that, he knew that it was over.

The more Zhou Hongmei thought about it, the more she felt that something was wrong, originally, judging from his skills over the years, she was just blocking it, how could it be worth him to fall on his back.

Seeing him bring the knife into the kitchen, she understood why this bastard was pretending, not to mention, pretending to be quite similar.

"Wife, I was wrong."

For the sake of his own safety, Jiang Jianguo turned his head very promisingly, pinched his ears and knelt down straight.

"Wife, do you know, you are my heart, my liver, three-quarters of my life, now don't say that you want to beat me, you want my life, I don't blink."

Zhou Hongmei nodded and pointed to the feather duster in the corner, "Then you go over and bring it over!" ”

Jiang Jianguo looked at it, was shocked, and said aggrievedly: "Wife, you really beat it!" ”

"Hit!" Zhou Hongmei glared at him, "Beat you big-headed ghost, go and call your youngest son back for dinner." ”

Zhou Hongmei can be clear in her heart, if today's beating is really carried out, then this old thing will definitely have the cheekiness to say that he wants to stay and recuperate.

"I'm not going." Jiang Jianguo was injured and felt uncomfortable, and the old men began to lose their temper.

"You know your little son all day long, and you don't know that you feel sorry for me, I'm no longer the cutie in your heart."

"You've never been!" Who would regard a lewd man as a cutie in their hearts!

Of course, Zhou Hongmei didn't say it in the second half of the sentence very wisely, otherwise I don't know what the hell Jiang Jianguo would cry into.

Jiang Jianguo: ......

"Woooooo I knew you had changed your mind, you disliked me for being ugly, and I liked to sell vegetables, I knew it! ”

Zhou Hongmei had a headache to death, and Jiang Jianguo, who was just holding his thighs and crying, really wanted to pinch him to death.

Small Theatre:

Jiang Sui: Dog author, do you remember who is the protagonist?

Author: Remember, you are handsome and you are the main character.

Jiang Sui: Do you think it's reasonable that the protagonist has fewer appearances than the supporting role?

Author: It seems like it should be, maybe it's not reasonable.

Jiang Sui: (roaring) You know it's unreasonable, so why don't you hurry up and let Lao Tzu appear!!

Author: Roger!