“……”

(ー`?? ー)

Seeing a visiting young lady working in her own kitchen, jingling those kitchen utensils that are extremely advanced compared to this world, little Anne expressed a little doubt, she didn't believe that the other party could make something edible and satisfying like her little white!

However, after watching it for a while, she didn't plan to expect much, so she had to nest up on the sofa again and continue to nibble on her snacks.

Since the battle of Xiqi City, a certain bad little girl who has gained a lot of strange little toys (magic weapons), with nothing to do, returned to the top of Izumo Peak in Cuiping Mountain, and naturally returned to the ideal and happy life of eating, sleeping, and playing bears in the past.

（…… ）

?????????? Well???

Bang!!

The sound of something falling to the ground and shattering sounded, and it was clear that the young lady must have brought some dish or porcelain to the ground......

But it doesn't matter, anyway, the other party is an immortal, and he is still a Da Luo Jin Immortal, even if he won't 'restore the low-level and efficient spell as before', the other party must have other good methods, and some are Taoist and immortal methods to remove or restore the broken plate to the original state.

Therefore, lying on the sofa and watching cartoons in this world of cultivating immortals, Little Anne is not worried about things in the kitchen at all, just listen to something or something!

Boom!!

This time, it was louder, and I don't know what had fallen to the floor, but it certainly wasn't a fragile thing like a plate, saucer, or glass, because Anne didn't hear it breaking.

“……”

(lll￢ω￢)

"Hey! Sister Bixiao, are you sure, do you really know how to cook?! ”

∑(?? △｀)？！

Finally, after watching TV for a while, listening to the louder and louder movements coming from the kitchen, and thinking about her own dinner, little Anne still felt that if she didn't want to deal with a meal with fruit or snacks, it would be better to ask a little?

"Of course ......"

Burst!!

A soft object fell to the hard kitchen floor and made a noise.

"No problem! Feel relieved!! ”

The voice of the Bixiao fairy from Sanxian Island came from the kitchen, but the other party's tone was a little hurried and a little annoyed now, obviously things were not as simple as she said?

"Hmmm......"

(???? ˇ?? ˇ????)

"Then I want to eat steak rice today! The steak should be three large pieces, the soup should be a little more, and there should be no eggs, but the rice can be a little less? ”

(?? ˉ?? ˉ)???? °

If it was white rice, little Anne would definitely not like to eat it, even if there was a dish!

However, if it's the kind of soup made from steak, she can still barely eat a large plate with just two more thick steaks, then a little more delicious broth, and a few fresh vegetables!

After all, the kind of pollution-free, pesticide-free, chemical-free, genetically modified, and other kinds of rice and vegetables are also good, and they are certainly much better than the insects produced on the heavily polluted earth in the future!

“……”

"What kind of steak rice, I won't make ......"

After a while, when Little Anne thought that the other party was already working hard and was about to click on the next cartoon, the angry voice of the young lady Bixiao came faintly in the kitchen.

"Then let's have a beef stew with potatoes, but the beef should be cut into larger pieces and the potatoes should be smaller?!"

(????????????)

Indeed, Anne thought about it herself and felt that the steak rice was really too complicated for the beginner and the spicy young lady, so she had to order a super simple one.

“……”

"I won't ...... this either"

It was the faint voice again, and at the same time, the sound in the kitchen stopped, and it was clear that some nasty and picky little girl was a little stumped by Bi Xiao.

"That's ......"

|?? ˙?? ˙)！！

"Then roast beef is always okay, right? But remember to put a little less pepper and cumin, but you can put a little more pepper?! ”

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“！！”

"This won't be ...... either"

A certain voice coming from the kitchen was getting quieter, but the resentment seemed to be growing?

"It's really ......"

(??????????????)

"This won't be, that won't, then you dare to say you can cook?!"

????????????

Little Anne looked disgusted, so she waved off the TV directly, hugged the pillow on the sofa, and buried her little head directly into the soft pillow.

Really......

That Miss Bixiao doesn't know how to cook at all, she shouldn't have too much expectation of the other party just now, and she shouldn't let the other party cook dinner for herself instead of Xiaobai!!

"Damn little one!"

"You must have done it on purpose, right? I just came from Sanxian Island, and I caught two crabs, a prawn and a shark on the way, and I never said there was beef! Now choose one of the three, what the hell are you going to eat that?! ”

Finally, the resentful Fairy came out of the slightly messy kitchen with her apron on, and carried a half-cooked prawn in her hand, cutting off the sea crab and a little white shark that could not be eyeballed.

Bixiao Fairy said that she didn't have beef here, and if the other party really wanted to eat it, she could consider going out and slaughtering the bull head who was guarding the mountain gate, and then cut two slices and brought it back!

“……”

=???????? (?????? *)

"I've eaten sharks a few times, but it's not very tasty, so let's eat prawns and crabs......"

=?????? (?????????? `; )

Seeing the other party's angry look, there was no way, and after staring at the other party's angry and dirty face for two seconds, little Anne had to reluctantly choose crabs and prawns.

"Remember that the prawns should be braised and the crabs should be steamed!"

o(*?? ︶?? *)o

"The ......"

"Miss Bixiao, why did you cut off all the pincers of that big crab?!"

|??)???? Uh-huh?

After making a choice, little Annie, who felt that the big crab just now seemed to be a little wrong, asked curiously.

“……”

"If you've been pincered, you'll be like me, and you'd love to chop up every crab's pincer before boiling it!!"

After a moment of immersion, a voice full of resentment floated out.

"Huh?"

(，，??????，，)

（…… ）

(●￣(??) ￣●)

"That's right!"

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"Sister Bixiao, what about your eldest sister Yunxiao, eldest sister Qiongxiao and Uncle Zhao Gongming? Why don't you bring them along with you?! ”

o(??????????) o??

A few days ago, Xiao Annie had already used the messy magic weapons poured out of the mixed yuan golden bucket to find the twenty-four Dinghai Divine Beads, and then used the twenty-four marble-like things to form the twenty-four meridians of the human body, and reshaped the physical body of that Uncle Zhao Gongming, just like the Nezha she had seen before?

It's just that what she did was much better than the Nezha who was pinched with lotus flowers and lotus leaves! Anyway, that Uncle Zhao was so excited at that time, he couldn't wait to leave and run back to practice the next day, knowing that today, this young lady Bixiao came here to visit her again!

“……”

"Brother Zhao Gongming is in retreat and cultivating, he must adapt to his new innate Dao body earlier, Sister Qiong Xiao is protecting him on the Three Immortal Islands, and he can't leave ...... for the time being."

"Sister Yunxiao, she already went to Biyou Palace yesterday to meet Master Tongtian Sect Master, and she may not have come back now!"

With the sound of those busy pots and pans in the kitchen, Bixiao's voice that became relaxed and happy again came out again.

"Oh......"

"That's how it is......"

(??????????)????

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At this time, outside the foothills of Kunlun Mountain......

Swish!!

Suddenly, there was a soft sound in the air, Deng Chanyu, who had been waiting for a long time in this nameless valley, finally waited for the figure of a little child, and then she was shocked, and only after confirming that the person who came was intact did she hurriedly greet her.

"How could it be so long?"

"What's wrong? Did you get that whip?! ”

She had been waiting here for two or three hours, and she had been worried about whether something had happened just now, but now, seeing that the other party had come back intact, she finally let go of the heart she had been carrying a little, and turned to care about the 'whip'.

"Of course I got it, there are failures where the master is out, take a look?"

Nezha took out the whip and stuffed it directly into Deng Chanyu's hand.

Whipping God is one of the treasures of the teachings, it is a wooden whip collected from Kunlun Mountain, the whole body is three feet six inches and five minutes long, there are twenty-one sections, each section has four high-grade runes, adding up to a total of eighty-four runes, it is a weapon to deal with the immortals below the Daluo Jin Xian, and it is said that it is one with the god list, and it will be dedicated to the immortals and gods on the list in the future?

However, Nezha has not been able to confirm this statement, after all, he has not yet begun to become a god, so he doesn't know what it is.

"Xiao Chanyu, you may not know, that Jiang Ziya is really too difficult!!"

"I just casually asked him just now, but who would have thought that guy would be so eloquent, and he pulled out a lot of crooked reasoning, and fortunately I am not really Tianzun, otherwise, I really don't have the face to continue to ask him for this thing?!"

Thinking about Jiang Ziya, whose defense, antithesis and other skills seemed to be all lit up, Nezha couldn't help but secretly wipe the cold sweat on his forehead. If he hadn't known that the other party had nothing to do with the main god, he would have almost thought that the other party had exchanged those useless skills!

But fortunately, in the end, he didn't show his stuffing, and directly used the majesty of Tianzun to force him to hand over the whip and the central Wuji apricot yellow flag. It's a pity that he didn't dare to carry the Wuji apricot yellow flag with him, let alone use it, but he made up his mind that he would sell it directly to the main god when he returned to Cuiping Mountain later! He felt that the central Wuji Xinghuang Banner was one of the innate five flags, and its defensive ability was second only to the second magic weapon of the defense of the Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda of Heaven and Earth, even if the main god was black, it would be able to sell a sect contribution point of 1.8 million yuan, right?

But he won't talk about this matter with the little Chanyu in front of him, otherwise, the other party will also come to him to make two and one and add five, and half of the meeting will be divided, then he just took such a big risk and deceived one more magic weapon, it would be too worthless!

"This is the whip?"

Looking at the fluttering wooden short whip in her hand, Deng Chanyu waved it, not thinking that it was anything unusual or powerful.

"It should be right, I have become the appearance of Tianzun, that Jiang Ziya, he still dares to fool me with a fake?"

"But the eighty-four runes on this thing all need to be practiced by the Yuqing Dao method and mantra, even I won't, you better don't mess around, let's go back to Cuiping Mountain first, it's too dangerous here, if we are discovered, we won't be able to eat and walk around!!"

Looking around, Nezha, who had just done something wrong, always felt that there seemed to be a pair of eyes looking at him around him, and he felt a little that he was a soldier, or did he think that it might be safer to run back to Izumo Peak of Cuiping Mountain, which was suppressed by the Flame Immortal and the main god?

“！！”

"Yes! It's not safe here, let's use the master's spell to go back directly!! ”

After speaking, Deng Chanyu didn't wait for Nezha to react, got the whip, and was about to go back to hand in the task and hack the 95,000 sect contribution points, so she directly used the flame technique, and used the shadow flame skill of the sect to disappear directly into a dark flame.

"Hey! Wait for me!! ”

Immediately afterwards, Xiao Nezha, who cheated one more magic weapon and was about to go back to make a fortune, also disappeared into a dark flame.

……

Since Taishang Laojun's mount Qingniu Jing, that is, the one-horned green bull or the mount called the banjiao green bull was captured alive by a little girl Flame Immortal's pet flame giant bear in the battle of Xiqi City, there is no green bull essence in this world, but it has been replaced by the one-horned king who holds a steel gun, has infinite power, has great magical powers, and can also have three heads and six arms, and the ability to conquer mountains and seas!

Of course, it is also fortunate that its green cow essence has become a sperm, and it will also spit out words at critical times, praying for mercy and mercy, otherwise, in the special freezer of the beautiful drop-shaped 'cave mansion' of the Izumo Peak Flame Immortal of Cuiping Mountain, maybe there will be a lot of its body parts and a certain piece of tender meat on its body?

In short, the current one-horned king no longer cherishes the days when he was a mount for Lao Jun......

Because, he has now obtained the sect bracelet at the main god of Izumo Peak in Cuiping Mountain, the Great Light Ball, and has become a glorious disciple of the Flame Great Immortal, living the kind of happy and free life with the cows, and no longer need to miss the kind of days when he stays in the bullpen all day and sleeps and fights wits with the cow boy, and prays every day that the quiet and inactive Lao Jun can ride him more, so that he can often go out to let the wind go out to live like a year.

He is now the one-horned king of the Izumo Peak of Cuiping Mountain, serving an iron rice bowl, and receiving a fixed salary at the main god every day, which is more than a hundred sect contribution points!

Anyway, now he doesn't have to do anything, he only needs to wander around, doze off or brag and fart at the mountain gate every day after waking up and punching in, and there are five insurances and one housing fund, various benefits and retirement pension subsidies, and even a set of luxury residences that are given away for free halfway up Izumo Peak, plus the super high treatment of three days off and four days, there is simply no better place than this!

So

Now the one-horned king is very satisfied with his current life, he is very satisfied with his cow life, he no longer wants to return to the Tushi Palace to be the kind of mount without the right of the cow, he just wants to be his one-horned king, just like the black dragon who escaped from the prison in the dungeon of the Dragon Palace, they are now relying on their own abilities, connections, good background, etc., after jumping ship or escaping from prison, they successfully got a good errand in Cuiping Mountain.

"Huh?!"

And at this time, the one-horned king, who had just learned to steal and play tricks within a few days of joining the company, was just dozing off near the Huimen sect teleportation point in front of the mountain gate, while watching the disciples of Cuiping Mountain emerge from the dark flames and hurriedly rushed to the gate station halfway up the mountainside, while watching the sun wait for the shift change time, suddenly, he saw a figure that made him a little impressed?

"Phew! Stop coming!! ”

Then, suddenly remembering something, he was clever, so he quickly picked up the steel gun in his hand, and with a white breath in the nose of the bull head, he jumped up and intercepted the other party in front of him.

“！！”

"One-horned King, what do you want to do in my way?!"

Deng Chanyu, who found that he had just come out of the teleportation point of the Izumo Peak sect in Cuiping Mountain, and was intercepted by the other party before he could enter the mountain, was so angry that he copied out his own golden dragon double scissors, ready to give a new sect protector a good look?

Although, she also knows that with her Taoism and ability, she may not be the opponent of the other party......

"Hey!!"

"Little junior sister Chanyu, Lao Niu is not stopping you, Lao Niu is stopping him!"

Although, if it is in order, the nominal one-horned king should call Deng Chanyu as a senior sister, right? However, because the number of disciples in Cuiping Mountain is too much, basically no one in the back can tell who is first and who is last, so under normal circumstances, most of them are arranged randomly according to the years of Taoism or practice, so it is not inappropriate for the one-horned king to call Deng Chanyu in front of him as a junior sister.

"The old cow knows this guy!"

"He is the third generation disciple of the teaching, the second apprentice of Taiyi Zhenren in Jinguang Cave of Qianyuan Mountain, Nezha, you have to stay away from him, he may be a spy!!"

After waving the steel spear in his hand and stopping the head of the spear firmly in front of the forehead of a bewildered spies, the unicorn king smiled proudly.

He should be meritorious, isn't it? Not long after taking office, I caught a spy!!

"Huh?"

"You say I'm a spy?!!"

Nezha, who was firmly locked by the other party with the tip of his gun and breath, couldn't help but point to his nose with wide eyes, and asked with some tears and laughter.

That's right, seriously speaking, he is indeed a spy, not only for Cuiping Mountain but also for Kunlun Mountain, he Nezha seems to be a master?

However, there are many people who know about this matter, including the little girl Flame Immortal, so he himself has long been used to his identity, and others are also used to it, and no one cares about this matter, after all, like him, it is not too rare in Cuiping Mountain, and it is not an exception, but how can today, this newcomer and seemingly powerful Qingniu Jing actually mention this kind of thing that everyone has long known?!

“……”

"One-horned King, will you listen to me about this matter first?"

After hearing what the other party said, Deng Chanyu, who came back to her senses for a while, finally understood what was going on, and then reluctantly put away her weapon and was ready to explain the situation to the green cow spirit in front of her.

"That's it!"

"Little junior sister Chanyu, this matter has nothing to do with you today, get out of the way, let Lao Niu and I capture this spy from Kunlun Mountain first!!"

The unicorn king began to burst out with a fierce momentum, ready to compete with the Nezha in front of him, who was known as the strongest among the three generations of disciples of the Interpretation Sect!

"Humph!"

"Master, I'm afraid of you?!"

Thinking that the other party wanted to stir up trouble, Nezha unceremoniously grabbed his fire-tipped gun, stepped on the hot wheels, and slowly floated up from the ground, waiting until he was at the same height as the other party before he stood up, and was ready to fight with the janitor in front of him!

"Hey!!"

"I said you ......"

Deng Chanyu just wanted to open her mouth to dissuade her, but she was quickly overwhelmed by the noise of the surrounding brothers and sisters who were about to go up the mountain to return to the sect or pass by......

‘！！ ’

'Good! Green Bull Spirit, beat the little man who gave up from the beginning, I have long been unhappy with him! ’

'Old cow! Kill that little Nezha!! ’

'Brother Niu, hit! Hit him!! ’

‘……’

"Little brother Nezha, little sister, I am optimistic about you, quickly teach that green cow spirit a hard lesson!" ’

'Brother Nezha, come on!!!' ’

'Little Nezha is so cute, of course I support you, senior sister, don't lose too early!! ’

'Come on, come on, open the market!' The unicorn king singles out Nezha, one loses two if you buy Nezha, and if you buy Nezha to win, one loses five!! ’

‘……’

'I buy 100 contribution points, and it must be the old cow who wins!' ’

'Eight hundred, Nezha! ’

'Fifty o'clock, Nezha! ’

'Two hundred points, green cow!!!! ’

'A hundred nodding cows!' Forty Nezha!! ’

‘……’

‘！！ ’

'Hey! Senior Sister Chanyu, are you trying to make trouble?! ’

'I'd love to!!!' ’

Soon, a group of Cuiping Mountain disciples who never thought it was a big deal, or who were idle after completing the task of the sect, had nothing to do, and were unwilling to do that kind of boring and cost-effective cultivation, began to make a fuss at the entrance of the sect's mountain gate, just waiting to see a new person who had obtained the position of Dharma protector, and the jealous Qingniu Jing had a big battle with the 'old man' of a certain sect.

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