Chapter Ninety-Four: The Poor Four Are Not Like
"Then re-introduce, I'm not like four, he's Pixiu Pipi, these two are Laojun's fire boys, golden horns and silver horns, he is the rabbit master (this guy's male advice is to stay away), usually he will come to us as a guest, but he won't introduce you if he doesn't come now."
"Hello." ×4
Pippi a few guys honestly say hello, don't you practice it all the time, look at what kind of lineup this is on the other side,
Great compassion and compassion Guanyin Bodhisattva, a person who has been enlightened for I don't know how many years, when the West Heaven learned scriptures, it was this busy arrangement,
Jade Rabbit, now the entire Moon Jade Rabbit is managed by this one, and it is also an old monster who has lived for I don't know how many years, there was this thing when the West Heaven learned the scriptures, hiding in a country as a princess, if it weren't for the West Heaven to learn the scriptures could not be changed, maybe it would have been possible for the family to successfully win Tang Seng,
Even this one who looks young is a unicorn, but he is auspicious! In the true sense of auspiciousness, it is more powerful than Pixiu, and it was one of the three major races in ancient times.
The most important thing is that they already know that this unicorn has been recognized as a younger brother by the Jade Rabbit, that is, offending one is equivalent to offending the Jade Rabbit, which is equal to more than 80 million Jade Rabbits on the entire moon, and by the way, they may also add the Chang'e Fairy, what kind of drink does this have to be to have this kind of guts.
"Okay, say hello to the end, Master Rabbit, come over to me, you have sent Chang'e a new moon cake recipe every year over the years, do you know what kind of days the jade rabbits on the moon live every day, eat moon cakes every day, they are about to vomit, you also send Chang'e fairy moon cake recipe, do you want to die!"
Yutu stood up and dragged the rabbit up directly, dragged him out, so many years, finally caught this guy, it was because he made moon cakes every day, and what moon cakes were art, so that Chang'e Fairy also liked moon cakes, and now the tragic situation of more than 80 million jade rabbits on the moon eating moon cakes and vomiting is because of him.
"Eh, Xiaoyu, let go of me, the fairy likes moon cakes, that's a fairy's business, it has nothing to do with me, and the moon cakes are so delicious, why don't you like it." Master Rabbit struggled desperately, but it was the same as the previous four, it was useless.
"Squeak, don't we have to save him?"
"Squeak is, no matter what, Master Rabbit has also connected us to the Internet here."
The golden horn and silver horn looked at the poor rabbit master and couldn't help but speak.
"Jade Rabbit has the ability to escape under Sun Wukong, do you two think that your current state is her opponent? If you think so, you can try it yourself. ”
Si didn't take a sip of tea calmly, it's not that he doesn't want to save the rabbit, it's just that his strength doesn't allow it, and no matter what, they've known each other for so long, no matter what, they won't be killed, right?
And the golden horn and silver horn thought about it for a while after listening to the words of the four dislikes, and calmly sat down again to knock the melon seeds, well, the four are not like so smart to listen to him, yes, Master Rabbit, you are good at yourself, if there is really an accident, we will ask Di to take care of you.
Master Rabbit didn't know that he was given up so easily, if he knew, he would have shouted, you guys with no conscience, you were so excited when I set up the net, and said so many nice things to me, but when it came to the critical moment, they didn't care about me one by one, wait, and when I came back, I would remove the net.
"Four is not like I'm hungry, when will I start eating."
Pipsqueak felt that today was the hungriest day he had ever been, it was already time for lunch, why didn't he eat, he was already hungry.
"Oh, go yourself, the meal is ready."
Before the four were finished, Pipsqueak had already rushed out the door, and disappeared in front of everyone's eyes in a blink of an eye.
But faintly, two more voices reached everyone's ears.
"Squeak, Pipsqueak, you idiot, stop."
"Squeak, that's right, stop, the two of us are still on your back."
Poor Golden Horn and Silver Horn, you can hear from the voice, the two are experiencing a very exciting, Pixiu go-kart.
In the blink of an eye, the originally crowded room was empty all of a sudden, leaving only Master Guanyin, the four dislikes, and the Dongfang Tiexin with a confused face.
"What's the situation, why are there all of a sudden,
Well, I still can't figure out what you guys think. ”
Dongfang Tiexin had to admit that although he had been a unicorn for five years, he still couldn't understand the thoughts of these divine beasts, and he just remembered that one was one out, one second Sister Yutu was still talking to everyone kindly, and the next second he directly picked up the rabbit and ran out, wishing the rabbit good luck, I hope he can come back alive.
However, there were fewer people all of a sudden, but it just conformed to the mind of Guanyin Master, originally he didn't come to travel this time, but to drink four different things and say something.
"Four is not like this, in fact, I came to you this time for something, do you remember the last time you filled in the wrong information and sent me the beef?"
Guanyin said to the four people kindly.
And the four were slightly stunned for a moment when they heard the words of Master Guanyin, and then they suddenly slapped their palms.
"Ah, you're talking about that, to be honest, I was really distressed when I bought that, it was too expensive, and I regretted it after I bought it, but fortunately, I found a loophole in Heavenly Court Shopping, that is, his payment method is to charge the consignee, so I filled in the consignee's name, so,
I really didn't expect you to find out after such a long time, but you don't lack a little money for your own big business, and the beef tastes good, right? I hesitated for a long time and compared a lot of information before I planned to buy it, but the price was too expensive, especially after I had Pipi, and I found that I might have no living expenses after buying beef. ”
Si Wei, who drank tea calmly, didn't notice at all that after he finished speaking, Master Guanyin's face instantly darkened.
And Dongfang Tiexin looked at Master Guanyin's face, and suddenly remembered the distressed expression of the Guanyin Master after taking out that piece of meat not long ago, and looked at the four dislike with pity, I am afraid you don't know how distressed the Guanyin Master was when he took that piece of meat, it is estimated that this time you will be miserable.
Sure enough, the next Guanyin monk did not let go of the four dissimilarities.
"Four is not like you, a cheating and slippery guy, do you know how expensive that thing is, then the price of a piece of meat is enough for me to keep a pet for a month! Today you are dead. ”
Oh, poor Si Wei, after just suffering a relentless combo from the Jade Rabbit, he was cleaned up by Master Guanyin.