A serious testimonial

Shelf time: 12:00 noon on Friday, July 24!

That's ...... Quite suddenly.

It is estimated that sitting in front of the computer, or using mobile phones to update the masters, when it is this thing, it is estimated that the expressions are all -

Surprise! That's it? That's it? That's it?

it? it? it?

Now the time is: 2020-07-23, 03:08.

With mixed feelings, I typed this text in advance.

1 minute ago, I just finished writing today (or yesterday?) 16,000 words.

The night is too beautiful, and even though it is too dangerous, there are always people who stay up all night with dark eyes.

First of all.

My wife is in good health.

All the best for all readers, all the attributes are off the charts.

Next, let's get down to business.

Let's talk about myself first.

It is estimated that as long as the reading comprehension is passable, the students should be able to understand the words "testimonials on the shelf".

The emphasis is on "feeling", and "words" are just one way.

In fact, in retrospect, I have lived in the past 30 years.

In the fifth grade of primary school, he was fooled into a civil and military school in another province and became a bald monk for 6 years. I read novels and soy sauce for 3 years in high school, and I can barely mix in the top 50 of my grade. Before the college entrance examination, because of the all-night dream of Journey to the West...... Well, the results are hard to put into words.

I liked to read novels from junior high school, and I went all the way to high school and college.

At that time, I watched the serialization of "Ancient Legends", as well as various YY texts that were popular at that time.

I feel that the biggest impact on me should be "Zhu Xian".

Stimulated by the ending of Zhuxian, his sophomore year began to write his own novel, writing more than 400W words...... 2 heroines died...... It's pretty miserable.

Later, and later, I didn't dare to write like that anymore.

Graduation, exams, work, certification, work, night shift, rescue, marriage, childbirth......

Suddenly looking back, I found that in the past 7 years, I have been completely occupied by an inexplicable life.

Work and life seem to have become all in life.

One day it occurred to me what kind of life I wanted.

Perhaps this is a process that every man who reaches the age of 30 must go through.

Re-examine your life.

When I went out to smoke a cigarette, it seemed to be a little heavy.

2020-07-23,03:24。

Okay, go ahead.

Let's talk about something light.

Let's talk about the book.

Anyway, after a period of mental struggle, I came back to write a book, and the pink newcomer, although it may not be very pink, but it is definitely tender.

I remember when I first came back, I mentioned this to an old reader who has known him for nearly ten years (that is, the buns in the fan list), and his first sentence was: "Now everyone is busy with work, write something lighter, work is very tired, too heavy to read even more tired." ”

I said, "Okay." ”

As we all know, I'm just like Irin, a nominee.

Title...... I really won't take it.

In 2011, there were some titles such as "XX Breaking the Sky", "XX Emperor", "XX God", "XX Demon" and so on.

Come back and take a look...... Dumbfounded, confused.

What is this?

Well...... Is it a trend?

And then...... There is the book "I really don't want to be a natural disaster".

It's a title that looks like a little white text, but it's actually not like that.

Forgive me...... I really wouldn't have taken the title of the book now.

As we all know, this book is a hell of a start, and some readers say that the book has little promotion...... It's true that I've only been on two classified pages...... And then, and then...... There is no then.

It's time to hit the shelves now.

But I didn't say anything, and I didn't want to cut it, so I wrote it.

When I mentioned it to my wife that day, she saw it in her eyes, and I said that I was really envious of my real name, and I smashed it with Bai Yinmeng, and the whole server was announced...... She asked me if it worked, and I said I wasn't sure...... Maybe?

Then we talked about the cost, and she said...... I'll smash it at you! At most, you will lose half a month's salary.

Right! You read that right!!

In the end, it was on my head!

Forehead cough...... But it doesn't matter!

Long live my wife! (Sincere face)

So I met you.

That is, the "you" who are reading this testimonial.

Before the silver budge of the mother was smashed, I had almost no living readers.

Of course, there are a few.

What brought us together?

Fate? Past and present lives? Or is it Bruce Wayne's money ability?

No.

It's love—(Broken sound!) )

Ahem, in short, gradually, the number of readers increased, and I had "you".

Seems a bit pretentious?

But in fact, that's really what I really think.

What is the author of a book who really writes with his heart afraid the most?

Not subscribed? Don't have a collection? Don't have a ticket?

Of course, these must also be afraid.

But in fact, what I am most afraid of is ...... Single.

Lonely.

Lonesome.

And also...... Cold.

The cool air conditioner blows on my back, but there is no readership to complain, and there is no intimate care from cute fans...... Ahem.

I began to be able to listen to my brain, read my words, and pinch my youth in the words.

In fact, many of the above words have been brewing in my mind for more than a month, and I have been brewing since I opened the book, because I knew that there would be such a day.

But writing and writing, a thousand words, it seems that some of them don't know what to write.

In short, about "sense", I guess that's it.

……

Let's talk about the book.

Let's talk about spit first.

Some people may find that some routines are a bit old-fashioned......

But it's not like it's old.

It's that I'm really old!

I haven't read much novels in the past few years, and I remember the last few books...... is still the "Hell Apartment" of the Tinder God, the "Horror Broadcast" of the Fat Dragon God, and the "Zombie Girlfriend" of Aunt Lychee, oh yes, and the "Thriller Paradise" of the Three Scum Gods. As for the Douluo Doupo God Tomb, it was earlier, so there is no need to say more. 、

Whisper a beep: If I say here that I grew up watching their books, will I be beaten to death?

In short, you think the old routine...... That's because...... I may not have seen it (or forgot?). I don't know if the routine is old or not.

Regarding the opening part, in fact, the time I set at the beginning was about 30 years later, and the level of technology would not be too different, because I didn't plan to write hard sci-fi in the first place.

And then...... Unexpectedly, because the time is too close to reality, it can't pass the review.

So there was Singles' Day 2111. (I don't know why some gods can write 2034 or something like that, maybe this is the great god!) )

Regarding the protagonist's aftermath of murder, I originally wanted to write a dark perfect crime.

After all, as we all know, the best way to hide a corpse is to hide it in a mountain of corpses.

If you kill a person, there is no way to find out.

But...... People are writing, and the sky is watching.

Write it like this...... Will be cool (404 crazy warning).

Perfect crime cannot be promoted.

Isn't Conan next door always able to find the murderer?

No doubt.

So, there's this treatment.

This book is actually two lines, the real world and the inner world, which can be regarded as a variant of infinite flow.

I think this is the only way to write that can carry my brain holes.

I believe that when many people read the copy of Guiwu Mountain, they will also find that there are many reversals and foreshadowings.

I've buried 45 foreshadowings and 23 reversals! (You may think I'm, but you have proof!) )

I am destined not to write Xiaobai Shuangwen.

So, I decided to give you a refreshing feeling in another way.

Find foreshadowing.

Sometimes it's just a word, a look, a tone, an action.

It's like the first sentence in One Piece: I hide all the wealth in the world there, you go and find it! One Ass!

Well, that's probably it, foreshadowing, you guys go find it!

(I'm serious, you guys just take it seriously~)

It seems that it is more than 2,000 words to write casually...... After a few more conversations, it's almost 4 o'clock, and it's time to go to bed.

In short, this book is not a tragedy!

I'm just a person who silently writes books, silently digs pits, silently fills holes, silently tells stories, and silently develops brain holes.

The book is pure.

If you think there is a place to drive, it must be that you are too skilled in driving, and you have surpassed the kindergarten and rushed to Akinayama Mountain...... None of them have anything to do with the author's bacteria. (Disclaimer)

……

Next: Highlight the point! (Knock on the blackboard, classmates!) )

1. The main purpose of this book: I just wanted to write a story about struggle, helplessness, survival, and the search for the source. (I can look back when I see that I can understand this sentence later.) )

Second, there are many characters about this book. There are things you like and you don't like. It's normal. This is not a small white text, not every woman who appears hangs on the five legs of the protagonist. At present, the first female in this book: Ling Yiyi. Female 2: Molly.

The other female characters who appear, at present, are not the male protagonist's dishes.

This is a world, not a world that revolves around the protagonist, don't think that once a female character comes out, it is said that it is prepared for the protagonist, I really can't write this, countless characters can constitute a complete world.

Third, it's still about character design. What I want to portray more is a change.

A change in the personality of each person after going through many things.

To name a few chestnuts: Do you think Gu Sinan is very annoying...... But if one day, she becomes a domineering police flower in front of people and a delicate little daughter-in-law in front of people, will you think it will be very interesting?

Or, isn't it interesting that Molly, a research genius with high IQ and low EQ, will one day put on a battle armor, step on the blade of a sword, and pierce a strange scene with one kick? (Hamster armor?) )

Or, Xu Zhiyong, who thinks about retirement every day, has no choice but to turn into a green-skinned upper body after experiencing everything, and roaring "Waaaaah" berserker in his mouth, will it be very interesting?

Belch...... I'm not spoiling, I'm just making an analogy, it doesn't necessarily go this way.

4. All in all, I just want to write something that will be interesting to you.

For me, the biggest compliment isn't "It's so cool!" "Hey!" "Pig's feet are so awesome!" This category.

But you suddenly came up to me and said, "? Can it still be written like this? ”

I'm definitely going to be in front of the computer and smiling.

……

Next!!! The point of the point!! (The blackboard is smashed-)

After chatting for 3,000 words, it's finally time to sell miserably!

I! Want! Sell! Miserable! Finish!

It seems like...... It's not very easy to sell, it's a well-known thing, and you know if you don't sell it, but no one likes it, and the editor doesn't like it.

What can this be?

Well...... In accordance with international practice, thank you to the editor-in-charge of Brother Blu-ray, he gave me this opportunity!

As for the rest...... I don't know each other either, and I don't know who to thank.

In fact, Brother Guang has a sentence that is very right, and I agree with it very much.

He said: The only thing that can retain readers is always content!

Right!

I agree!

Therefore, I will work hard to get back to the state faster, adapt to the current era, and give you "content" that you don't expect but like to see.

Let's talk about the updates you care about—

I hate it!

I look at you every day and say, "That's it?" ""KDG" is "short and weak", doesn't my heart hurt?!

I don't want to!

Who told me to hit the streets!

Who asked me to write a niche article!

I also have to use my brain to read the text!

Many people feel that they have to waste their brains to see ...... I'm also helpless!

Ahem - it's over.

After it was put on the shelves, the chapters were all large chapters of about 5,300 words, two more per day, more than 10,000 words. (You will never be given a chance again, and you will not be able to say that Jesus is coming, I said!) )

Let's change it for a month, and then take two daily badges for this book to fill the façade.

In other words, starting at noon tomorrow, 30 days, that is, one month after it is put on the shelves, it will be about 32W words. (There should be a round of applause!) )

【Super Key 1】

Plus more rules: more than 2W on the shelves, I'm humble, the subscription ratio is 20:1? Or lower, the first order starts at 1000, and for every additional 500 first orders, add a chapter (5000 words without water), and every time there is an alliance leader (there must always be a dream, what if there is one?) )…… Then add a chapter. As for Bai Yinmeng? In case, if there really is, I dare to owe 10 chapters (5W words, I said!). )

Tired to sudden death...... It's better than hitting the streets.

Pass...... Besides, I can't ask for it.

Because the first month is already a blast change, if I really have the opportunity to owe it, I am also very happy, I will use a small book to remember, I will make up for it in the future! Never less! (Hand speed booking!) )

【Super Key 2】

Shelf time: 07/24 (Friday) 12 noon! There may be system delays.

Please order the first order! (1st VIP Chapter Subscription)

Please order the first order! (1st VIP Chapter Subscription)

Please order the first order! (1st VIP Chapter Subscription)

Even if it's a book, please give an automatic subscription!

Because there is no subscription, the book is cold!

Honestly, I was prepared for the worst.

Even if it's only about 500 orders, as long as I have you, I can write it down with peace of mind!

As long as I can have you.

Time: 2020-07-23, 04:05. Finish writing this 4,000-word testimonial.

The hand speed practiced by writing medical experience, and the stunt practiced after many years of singleness, is not in vain.

Too lazy to change, so be it.

Thank you!

And finally—

Asking for the first order - (broken sound)

Asking for the first order - (broken sound)

Asking for the first order - (broken sound)

Shelf time: 07/24 (Friday) 12 noon!

(PS: The text above hides the hint of the next dungeon theme, so look for it!) )

Also: The book friend penguin colony is below the introduction.