Chapter 67: Wearing sunglasses on a big night
Outside the dairy farm, Liao Wenjie and Zhou Xingxing squatted, the latter glanced at his watch and complained: "Brother Jie, your friend's shelf is so big, let me wait for him for twenty-nine minutes and forty-two seconds...... Forty-three seconds...... Forty-four ......"
"It's been thirty minutes, let's talk about it first, don't blame me for not giving you face later, I'm going to give him a good beating."
"Whatever you want."
Originally, Liao Wenjie didn't plan to wade into this troubled water, after all, the 'road of heart refining' is close at hand, and the top priority is to accumulate strength to deal with the upcoming test.
But when he thinks about it, he lacks not only telekinesis, but also everything.
The background of the world is chaotic and complex, and it is not surprising that there is a situation where the senior brother collides with ghosts, and he helps out, and the system will definitely not turn a blind eye.
He doesn't ask for new skills and new props, he is now emptying his financial resources, and he can come to 1.8 million at will, so he can sleep soundly at night.
Even if the ghost collision incident is pure farce, it is all man-made, and there are no ghosts at all, then it doesn't matter.
The way of civil and martial arts, one by one.
He held back at home for a few days, thinking quietly, and his cultivation efficiency had decreased, so he came out to breathe fresh air, and it was good to combine work and rest.
Of course, with Liao Wenjie's cautious temperament, he would definitely not take risks alone, so he called the tool man Leon and made an appointment to meet at the back door of the dairy farm.
It's just that the concept of time for this goods is lacking, and it has been more than half an hour late.
Whew!
Two lights came from far and near, a taxi stopped in front of the two, and Leon, dressed in black, walked out with Lily in his arms, and in the other hand was a suitcase that had not changed for thousands of years.
"Brother Jie, is there something wrong with your friend, who still wears sunglasses when it's dark?"
Zhou Xingxing whispered BB, he is upright, and he is most unaccustomed to this kind of pretending to be forced.
Say it as if you're not wearing it!
Liao Wenjie complained in his heart, and took two steps forward and said: "Leon, you said that saving people is like fighting fires, why are you so late?" ”
"No way, you don't know where I live, it's too difficult to take a taxi."
"Wouldn't it be nice to buy a car?"
"Don't be stupid, the parking spaces in the hospital have been speculated to hundreds of thousands, and there is still a lot of room for appreciation, all the money in my hand is used to invest in parking spaces, and I have no spare money to buy a car."
"Anyone else stirring this thing?"
"It's despicable."
“……”
Liao Wenjie: (눈_눈)
I almost forgot, this thing is not in his right mind.
"I received your call today, I hurried out of the house, and I waited for a long time without a taxi."
Leon shrugged: "Fortunately, I invented the 'Invincible Flying Machine' some time ago, flew out of two miles, and finally found one for me, otherwise you still have to wait." ”
"You can just fly...... Forget it, it's good if you're happy. ”
You can't communicate with neuropathy too seriously, it's over if you are pulled to the same level, Liao Wenjie stopped in time, pointed to Zhou Xingxing and said: "My friend Ah Xing, the chief inspector of the Sham Shui Po Police Station, used to be from the Flying Tigers. ”
"It's still a star in the police world." Zhou Xingxing added.
"That's right, it's still a police pit."
"Applejack, with all due respect......"
Leon pushed down his sunglasses and said loudly: "This brother still wears sunglasses at night, is there something wrong with his brain?" ”
"Hey, who do you say has a brain problem, believe it or not, I tortured you back to the police station for tea?"
"The police officer is so angry, it seems that I was right."
"Damn, you neurotic, don't you wear sunglasses yourself!"
"Vulgarity, how can people generalize."
Leon looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, the corners of his mouth hooked, and said proudly: "But one thing you are not wrong, I am indeed a psychopath, and I still have a certificate, do you have it?" ”
“……”
Liao Wenjie was speechless, he thought that after the two met, they would pity each other and couldn't help but sigh, but as a result, they looked at each other unpleasantly, and they quarreled with a random reason that was not a reason.
It doesn't make sense, the script shouldn't be like this.
"Okay, I'll be fair, neither of you is a good thing."
Fifteen minutes later, Liao Wenjie saw that the two had not stopped, and waved his hand to stand between the two: "Ah Xing, Leon is an expert in catching ghosts, and tonight's output mainly depends on him, if you want to solve the case early, don't quarrel with him." ”
Hearing the word solving the case, Zhou Xingxing gave up stupidly, but he didn't lose, just halftime and made an appointment with Leon to fight again another day.
In terms of quarrels, he Zhou Xingxing has never been afraid of anyone.
……
The three of them walked into the back door of the dairy farm, and from a distance, they saw the haystack dangling in a very regular manner.
The three of them immediately held their breath, stared wide-eyed and waited for the follow-up development, and Zhou Xingxing and Leon also deliberately pulled down their sunglasses.
The result was very unfriendly, and the two big men got out of the haystack and opened the sluice gate side by side to release the water.
Just show me this? x3
"It's Jin McKee and Meng Chao, these two bastards don't sleep at night, and they come here to fool around, making me look forward to a game in vain."
Zhou Xingxing muttered hatefully, and said to Liao Wenjie: "The police officers who interrogated the prisoners overnight were the two of them, and they were the ones who hit the ghosts, they were sneaky, and there was a problem at a glance, so they called them over to ask them clearly." ”
"Don't worry, they should also be here to investigate the case, let them continue to pull hatred, and we will ambush for a while."
After returning to Zhou Xingxing, Liao Wenjie looked at Leon: "How is it, is there a ghost smell nearby?" ”
"No, not even the Wandering Spirits."
Leon lowered his head and talked to Lily Lily, and after finishing speaking, he looked at Liao Wenjie beside him suspiciously: "Applejack, last time I saw you was a light bulb that was always on, why did the light suddenly go out?" ”
"I've found the switch."
"Makes sense."
Leon nodded, no longer continuing the topic, raised his hand and grabbed a handful of wind and sniffed it, and his face suddenly changed.
"What's wrong, what did you find?"
"I stepped on cow."
I'm Nima......
Liao Wenjie took a deep breath, and secretly said that he should not be as knowledgeable as a neuropath, his mind was working, he listened to the six directions, and was alert to the movements around him.
The footsteps were chaotic, the heartbeat was strong, and there were many other people on the dairy farm besides the five of them.
"Leon, are there any more people in the dairy?"
Liao Wenjie frowned, this dairy farm was too lively.
"More than a dozen, not much, it smells sluggish, I don't know which hospital patients came here collectively to be happy."
"You know and you didn't say it sooner?"
"Applejack, be reasonable, you only asked me if there were ghosts, but you didn't ask if there were anyone."
“……”
At this time, after Jin Maiji and Meng Chao finished draining the water, they vaguely heard a strange sound in the milk factory, and they trembled forward to check and found that someone was stealing cattle.
"How can it be!"
"Policeman, stand with your hands up."
The two of them were frightened for a night, and when they found out that the haunting was man-made, they immediately became angry.
However, three seconds later, the two of them were half cold.
The man who stole the cow turned slowly, blood from the bottom of his nose, and a displeased expression on his face, as if he had been disturbed when he was at his happiest eating.
"Goo-toot!"
Seeing the bloody cow bubbling behind the man, Jin Maiji and Meng Chao swallowed in unison.
It's indeed a ghost, or a vampire that has become more popular recently.
Before the two of them could run away, a dozen or so vampires surrounded them from all directions, all of them describing hideous, and their faces were covered with bloodstains.
"Big, big brother, your own people!"
Kim McGee thought that he would definitely not be able to fight hard, so he pretended to be a vampire and hugged the cow and took a sip.
Meng Chao did the same, and the two of them buried their heads in blood and successfully joined the other party's camp.
"Isn't it, Ah Xing, your subordinates are all like this?"
Liao Wenjie watched from afar, and couldn't help but sweat for the two of them, with their IQ and a superior like Zhou Xingxing, the probability of enjoying their old age is about zero.
"A group of waste, you can't tell whether it's a person or a ghost."
"Don't pretend, your legs are shaking just now."
"I'm excited!"
Zhou Xingxing defended a few sentences, put up his superiors' faces, and wanted to step forward to give Jin McKey and Meng Chao a good look.
"Don't worry, wait."
Liao Wenjie raised his hand to stop, he wanted to see what kind of immortal operation would occur when the two sand sculptures encountered a group of psychopaths. In addition, the picture in front of him was a little familiar, and he couldn't remember the details, but there was one thing he was very sure of.
Ghosts.
Ten minutes later, the vehicle of the Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital arrived, and the doctor, dressed as a vampire Grand Duke, waved to catch the group of sick people into the car.
Jin Maiji and Meng Chao were frightened by the Grand Duke's momentum, and when they got into the car, they found that the situation was wrong, it was too late, it was easy to go up and difficult to get down, and they were dragged away with their own camp.
"No wonder everyone is full of energy, it turns out to be a patient from Qingshan, and I will definitely ask them to play mahjong another day."
Looking at the taillights in the distance, Leon muttered a few words, suddenly thought of something, ran into the cowshed and began to milk the cows.
To be precise, it should be stealing milk, filled with ten glass bottles, and stuffed all into suitcases.
Before he could get enough of it, he hooked up with a cow, and after less than thirty seconds of chatting, the cow burst into tears, and he also received a glass bottle of cow tears.
"Leon, what did you talk to about the philosophy of cow life with it, and it was moved to tears?" Liao Wenjie was very curious, knowing that the answer would be very pitiful, but he still couldn't bear to ask.
"Talking about feelings hurts money, talking about philosophy costs brains, I only talk about reality, if it doesn't cry, I'll kill it."
"Scared the hell out of me, I thought you were threatening to gelding it."