Chapter 123: Who Dropped a Hundred Dollars
"Manager Gao, I thought you would hide in the women's bathroom, but I didn't expect it to be here."
In the office, Leon was still pinching Zhang Daochang's neck, and Liao Wenjie pulled the swivel chair and sat in the corner, 'talking to himself' to the air next to him.
Applejack...... Applejack, can you see me? Manager Gao's soul crouched against the wall and raised his head in astonishment.
In the past two days, since his soul left his body, he has tried his best to attract the attention of others, but his skills are not even comparable to that of the wandering soul and wild ghosts, and no one has noticed him at all.
The wandering ghost is fighting for half a month, and he can blow a cold wind to scare and scare people, he tried his best, and he couldn't even hold back a fart.
Disheartened, he curled up in a corner, waiting meaninglessly, waiting for someone to save him, or for his soul to be scattered.
Today, when Zhang Daochang walked into the office, he was ecstatic, rushed forward and jumped and waved, but Zhang Daochang was stunned and didn't look at him squarely.
Manager Gao pondered, either the Taoist is good at cultivating qi and kung fu, or he usually sees too many wandering ghosts and ghosts, and he is too lazy to take care of it.
In a hurry, he pouted his ass and took off his pants at the moment when Zhang Daochang picked up the water cup and drank tea.
In this way, Zhang Daochang still didn't react at all, slowly blowing hot tea, and looked at the black hole in front of him as if it were nothing.
Only then did Manager Gao understand that Zhang Daochang was a fake Taoist, and he came to the door today, saying that he was subduing demons and subduing demons, but in fact he was purely cheating money.
Great joy turned to great sorrow, Manager Gao lost his soul and squatted down, and when he saw Liao Wenjie coming in, he was also indifferent and continued to curl up in the corner.
"Of course I can see it, but it's just ......"
Liao Wenjie raised his eyebrows, pointing to Manager Gao's majestic squatting posture, even if he didn't wear pants, he didn't have any paper.
"Why aren't you wearing pants? What exactly did you do in the women's guard? If you were attacked by a ghost while sitting on the toilet, why don't you put your pants on now? β
The three questions hit the depths of Manager Gao's soul, he jumped up, hurriedly lifted his pants, and said embarrassedly: "Applejack, it's not what you imagined, because no one saw it, so I don't care...... I, I just wore it. β
"Understood, you don't have to explain."
Liao Wenjie waved his hand, interrupting Manager Gao's quibble, thinking that he was a pervert, and said with disgust: "I have been to the hospital, there is no problem with your body, and your wife is also waiting for you to go back, come with me, don't let the family wait for a long time." β
"Applejack, I probably won't be able to leave."
Manager Gao's face was miserable: "I came to this company to help see feng shui, and when I went to the toilet, I suddenly heard a cry for help in the women's toilet opposite, so I rushed in to help......"
"Who would have thought that as soon as I entered the door, the amulet burned hot, and a huge black grimace in front of me scared me to crawl around and run."
"When I ran back here, Manager Wang and all of them turned a blind eye to me, I knew that only my soul was running over, and my body was still in the women's bathroom."
"So that's the case, it seems that I misunderstood you, and when I heard the news that you fainted in the women's guard, I wondered, you shouldn't be that kind of lewd pervert, there is no reason to run into the women's guard."
Liao Wenjie touched his chin and continued: "Since the misunderstanding has been resolved, let's not talk about it, tell me, what do you mean by 'I may not be able to leave'?" β
"Well, I've tried to get out of this office, but no matter what I do, I can't leave."
Manager Gao pointed to the door and the wall successively, and finally pointed to the window, and couldn't even jump out of the building.
It's very evil!
"It's not a big problem, you wait a while, I'll ask my friend to pack you up and take it out."
Liao Wenjie turned the chair and shouted to Leon twice, seeing that he was unmoved, he took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and threw it on the ground: "Hey, whoever dropped a hundred yuan, it's still hot, no one wants me to pick it up." β
"My!!"
Leon pushed Zhang Daochang away, and a flying pounce lay at Liao Wenjie's feet, picked up a hundred yuan, and stuffed it into his pocket.
"Applejack, it's a good quality to pick up gold, I hope you will continue to maintain it in the future."
"It should."
Liao Wenjie pointed behind him: "My friend's soul, you wrap it in plastic wrap, be careful, this must not flush the toilet." β
"I'll do it, don't worry."
Leon opened the suitcase, took out a roll of plastic wrap, grabbed the confused manager Gao, and wrapped it into a ball.
"Hehe, laughing to death, it's okay to pretend to be a ghost, and actually use plastic wrap to deceive people."
Zhang Daochang touched his neck, sneered angrily, and said to Manager Wang: "If you believe these two liars, then I will leave now, no matter what happens after that, you will be to blame." β
"No, Daochang Zhang, I really don't know them."
Manager Wang hurriedly persuaded him with good words, and the appearance fee was increased to 100,000 yuan, so as to appease Zhang Daochang's anger and successfully retain him.
"Two big brothers, please don't mess with me!"
After appeasing Zhang Daochang, Manager Wang came to Liao Wenjie and Leon: "Look at you, a white-faced and beautiful boy, a striking shape, at first glance, it is definitely not a thing in the pool, I have two hundred yuan here, you take a taxi to cheat at another house!" β
"Judging people by their appearance, losing their son feathers! Manager Wang, you're not a child anymore, don't you really think that all the people wearing Taoist robes are Taoist priests? β
Liao Wenjie shook his head, pushed away the two hundred yuan in front of him, and took out a wad of small money from his pocket: "I have 20,000 yuan here, send it to the deceitful chief, and let him take a taxi to the kindergarten, life is precious, more expensive than love, this building is not where he should come." β
"Ah......h
Looking at the 20,000 yuan in front of him, Manager Wang was a little unsure for a while, and said cautiously: "I'll just ask, how do you charge for catching ghosts and subduing demons?" β
"No money."
"Originally, I didn't want money!"
Liao Wenjie glanced at Leon, asked the big guy who played cards and used the building as a bargaining chip to stop talking, and said to Manager Wang: "A liar can charge 100,000 yuan, and the two of us will go out in person, and the starting price will be at least 2 million." β
Please, I'd rather die!
Manager Wang shook his head again and again, didn't want to say anything more, put away the fifty yuan, and invited Zhang Daochang to the direction of the women's bathroom.
Liao Wenjie and Leon followed behind without hurry, and when they passed by the office of many people, Leon stopped abruptly and leaned over to the desk on the side.
"Beauty, what about overtime?"
"Huh? Well, yes. β
The female white-collar worker who was typing on the keyboard was startled, and after returning she lowered her head and continued to work, Leon's appearance was too eccentric, she didn't want to have anything to do with this kind of weirdo.
"My name is Leon, a well-known ghost catcher, for the sake of me, tell me your name!"
βPatγβ
"Good name."
Leon smiled: "Seeing that you are dressed intellectually, and you work in a financial company, you must have a higher education, but I don't know if you are in and out of high society as often as I am." β
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Pat lowered his head and tapped on the keyboard, just as if he didn't hear anything, Liao Wenjie rolled his eyes, who is the upper class?
But then I think about it, the VIP customers of Chongguang Psychiatric Hospital are all worth a lot of money, and there is nothing wrong with saying that it is high society.
"Beauty, you're lucky, today I'll treat you to supper...... Hey, Applejack, what are you pulling me for, don't you see I'm soaking horses? β
"Stop the ink, keep up."
"Life events, how can they be called inkblots?"
Leon was not convinced, he saw that Pat looked like Ah Qun, indicating that this dish was also his dish.
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In the women's bathroom, Manager Wang opened the door with a key, Zhang Dao walked in, took out a pile of yellow charms in his arms, and the goddess scattered flowers on the ground.
With the dust in his hand, he hummed and played a boxing technique that he didn't know what it was, and then lit a red candle, crossed his knees on the ground, held a piece of yellow paper between his two fingers, and recited the incantation.
This time there was no blind thought, Liao Wenjie stood outside the female guard, and heard that this mantra was the [Golden Light Divine Mantra], which was the same as the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra], one of the eight great divine mantras of Taoism.
After reading it three times, Zhang Daochang was already sweating profusely, he got up with difficulty, pushed open the stall door, and threw the yellow paper into the toilet.
"Manager Wang, fortunately, this evil ghost has been taken by me."
The ghost appeared on the yellow paper, and without waiting for Manager Wang to see it clearly, Zhang Daochang closed the toilet lid and pressed the switch to flush it away.
"Zhang Daochang is so powerful, you have worked hard, is your body okay?"
Manager Wang glanced at it, there was indeed a ghost head on the yellow paper, and the weird appearance was scary to think about.
"It's okay, we cultivators have always taken it as our responsibility to kill demons and eliminate demons, although I hurt my foundation, and I have to recuperate for more than half a year, but as long as I can subdue this evil ghost, this sacrifice is nothing."
"Dao Chang Gaoyi!"
Outside the door, Liao Wenjie nodded again and again, and copied it, Zhang Daochang's words will definitely be used in the future.
Seeing that Leon was so bored that he blew bubbles, he elbowed it: "See, liars are just like you, they all use the toilet to flush ghosts." β
"How can it be the same, I am rushing to the underworld, and there is a bull-headed brother to receive it, and he is flushing the sewer, and he wants the plumber to come to the door to dredge it."
The two of them said that they had a match, their eyes swept over Zhang Daochang and Manager Wang, and at the same time looked at the last block in the bathroom.
Ghosts!
"I'm going to kick the door, you're here to guard, don't let her run away."
"Hey, hey, it's not more exciting to run and chase again!"
"Makes sense."
Liao Wenjie nodded thoughtfully, the evil ghosts gathered in this building are obviously exceeded, and they will be cruel later, so as to scare and scare these ghosts. Let them not think about harming people all day long, people are not human at all when they are crazy, they are much more terrible than them.
"Hey, Zhang has finished his work, what are you doing without leaving?"
"Get out of the way, get out of the way."
Liao Wenjie slapped Zhang Daochang away, raised it with one hand, and with a volley, a money sword fell in his hand.
He walked to the last block in the bathroom and slammed the door open.
Suddenly, the temperature plummeted, the lights jumped, and the female ghost, who alternated back and forth between the virtual and the real, rushed out with a fire axe and slashed down on Liao Wenjie's head.
Bite!
The axe bounced off, the female ghost stiffened in place, Liao Wenjie reached out and grabbed it, and pressed the female ghost's head.
"Leon, the situation is a little wrong, this guy can actually show up, is this building also a ghost nest?"
While speaking lightly, he stabbed down with his sword, piercing the female ghost's chest into a hornet's nest.
The female ghost screamed miserably, gave up the ghost head on her neck, and fled out of the bathroom.
Boom!
The folding stool swept, and the ghost body flew upside down.
"How do I know this, it's still the same sentence, it doesn't matter if he is a ghost nest or not, it's okay to kill them all." Leon walked towards the female ghost with a folding stool.
On the other side, Liao Wenjie stepped forward with a sword, picked up the ghost head with one hand, met the frightened face of the female ghost, smiled gently, and sent a [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra] at close range.
The ghost head disappeared in an instant, and only the ghost body was left trembling on the spot, well, Manager Wang and Zhang Daochang hugged each other on the side, trembling even more.
"Hey, hey, hey......" x2