Lonely Snake ( •̥́ ˍ •̀ू )

Hello, I'm Yu Yu, a lonely snake from a warm rainforest.

According to them, these few days are very important festivals for the human race, and it can be said that the whole country celebrates.

However......

Can you tell me......

Why are there so many people on the street?!

What the hell is going on here, I've been stuck in traffic on the elevated highway for three hours!

"Front! Do you understand the rules! Don't you know that you can't just park on the elevated road?! "At this point, I was like a snake with a crazy mind at the helm.

Originally, I was going to go to the lakeside villa of the little master's husband to spend a good vacation today, but who knows, I just went out and was blocked on the elevated road.

It was already noon, and I was starting to get hungry, and the muscular man in the SUV next to me had started to eat the vegan salad that only rabbit essence would eat, and I was almost throwing up when I smelled lettuce.

"Don't you bother, your nose is almost in my lunch box! If you want to eat it, you won't order it! ”

Cut, who's rare, I'm a meat eater.

With a dashing shake of my hair, I strode back to my car.

Because the blockage has been so long, I believe that many humans have already begged like crazy!

Over there, there is a person holding a ukulele and singing, and over there, there are four people in the car who set a table and come out to play mahjong, there should be there...... I'm a good girl, big brother, are you planning to set up a barbecue stall on the elevated shelf? The barbecue stove was taken out.

The smell of the barbecue made me really can't help but walk over there, standing aside, I don't know how to blend in with them...... Why don't you take some meat out to show it?

Running to my car, I got my knife in my hand! cut off a small section of his tail, and walked over with his bloody tail like a baby.

And then...... They threw my tail out and drove me back.

"Human beings really don't understand it at all, my old snake who has cultivated for more than 100,000 years, the tail is a great supplement, you don't eat it, I eat it myself." Then I swallowed the tail meat I had picked up, and soon after I finished eating, the tail that I had just broken grew back.

In this situation, the only thing that can freely shuttle on the elevated highway is the motorcycle, so I just watched groups of people in yellow and blue clothes come and go.

It turned out to be a food delivery!

I groped and searched and rubbed into the human car in front of me, "Can you teach me to order food on my phone?" I'm hungry. "I'm kind of anyway, right?

The little master taught me how to order takeout, but I didn't remember it because I didn't think I needed it...... But the human body is too easy to starve, unlike the body of a snake, and I can take care of it for a long time if I eat a cow.

"Give me your phone, I'll help you get it." O young woman! It's really kind.

I handed her my phone and she asked me what I was eating.

"Look if there are crocodiles."

？？？

The woman looked at me like a monster and shook her head and said no.

"Then you can help me see if there are any antelopes?"

The woman was still looking at me like a monster, and I suddenly realized...... I'm a human body, and humans don't eat these things, but they eat shark fin, and I heard that it's still bird's nest, so what's wrong with me eating some crocodiles, why do you look at me like this.

I had no choice but to laugh and say to her that I was joking, "You can help me see if there is beef or something, I like big meat." ”

"Do you eat steak then?" Steak? So a small piece of meat is enough for anyone.

"Help me see if there are any beef legs and beef ribs."

"Yes, then I placed an order for you?"

After successfully placing the order, the woman threw the phone to me like a plague dodge and quickly closed the car window.

In this way, I blew the cold wind on the elevated shelf, and gnawed my beef ribs sadly and aggrievedly. I knew that I would have listened to the little master, and I didn't want to come out to join in the fun on this kind of holiday...... Regret it!!

O God! Make this damn traffic jam go away! I want to go swimming in the lake!

For a while, all the people cast their eyes on me to look at the mentally retarded, some disgusted, some snickering......

What's so funny, don't you want to get out of this goddamn place sooner?

People are crowded with people for a small long holiday (͈́��c '͈

Kang Le, who was comfortably watching TV at home, had already received a message from Yu Yu at this time, and the text exuded resentment, who let her not listen to her own persuasion to drive to some lakeside villa by herself, and picked such a crowded time.

However, it's quite boring to be idle at home alone, and today one of An Yujin's foreign partners is coming over, and it's really annoying to pick this kind of knot to come over.

"Brothers and sisters in the group, come to my hot pot, come to my hot pot." The friends in the group bubbled one after another, some said to bring vegetables, some said to bring snacks, and the atmosphere came up all of a sudden.

At this time, the Yu who was blocking the elevated highway slapped the steering wheel angrily, "I'll go!" Actually eat hot pot at home! "She is now in a dilemma, she wants to go to the lake villa, but she is blocked, she wants to turn around and go back, she is blocked, miserable.

After waiting for an hour, not even a ghost appeared.

"What are you doing? Fool me, it's been so long, why haven't you come yet? Kang Le's tone was a little complaining, but he was not angry.

The friends in the group also spoke out.

"It's not that I don't go, sister-in-law, the road is too congested, my car is stuck in traffic jams and I can't pass, there are too many people!" It was Bailu who spoke, and now the contradictions between him and An Yujin and Kang Le have been resolved.

After him, Zhou Xie, Huo Xinian, Mo Fengqing and Mo Yueleng are all the same, but only one person is different, and that is Shen Tiansui.

This man was particularly indebted and sent a long list of hahaha, and then sent a voice to mock those who were stuck in traffic, "Dare to drive out without looking at any festival, no matter what kind of luxury car you have, you have to be blocked." ”

"What about you?! You're fast, why haven't you arrived yet. Kang Le helped everyone bully Shen Tiansui.

Unexpectedly, his answer was beyond everyone's expectations, "My little sheep has just hit the road, you can wait for a while if you run slowly, and then you will reach the central building!" It's still far from your home! ”

"Big brother, I'm in An Yujin's apartment, what are you doing at my house?!" Kang Le was almost speechless and died, this Shen Tian followed.

Then the group erupted in unprecedented ridicule, and almost everyone posted it.

"What?! Am I on the wrong side?! Then you wait, I'll turn around now, and I'll be to the apartment in an hour. "An hour, an hour, Kang Le alone estimated that the dishes were all eaten.

Yu Yu was peeping at the screen at this time, laughing alone in the car and laughing without any image at all, he deserved it, let you leave me to eat hot pot, now you are all stuck in the road.

Not to mention, Shen Tiansui's little sheep is really fast on this occasion, and everyone else is blocking it, he wears a small pink helmet, and rides his little sheep "Huh" and passes over, but there are people with bad eyes who will treat him as a delivery person.

As soon as he walked past a luxury car, Shen Tiansui suddenly reversed back, "Ah! Mo Yue is cold and Mo Fengqing, why are you still stuck here, I'll go first~bye~"

Gan!

Why is this person so begging!

When they're gone, I'm going to come back and taunt them!

Mo Yueleng couldn't wait any longer, so she made a call to her secretary, who was enjoying herself leisurely at home, "Arrange a helicopter for me!" In the ......" she looked around, and there seemed to be no place to get on the helicopter, "pick me up at the top of the Vi Building on Quandemon Road!" ”

The man in the car next to him thought that this woman was bragging, but he looked at other people's cars...... Maybe they really have helicopters......

Not long after, the secretary ran down from the Vi Building and found Mo Yueleng's car, "Sister, go quickly, I'll block it for you here." ”

And these people who were still blocking below, just watched a helicopter fly away above their heads, and everyone sighed, the life of a rich person is really extremely happy.

The man in the car next to him also approached and asked the secretary, "Is that your sister?" ”

"No, our chairman, she thinks it's old-fashioned to call her the chairman, so let our employees call her sister or boss."

Anyway, it's okay now, and the secretary also chatted with the man.

"So what does your chairman do? What is the company called? ”

"Our group is multifaceted, and that's my calling card."

The man took the business card, saw the group above, and instantly understood, his scalp was numb, "No wonder the helicopter is on call, it turns out to be the leader of the Mo group......"

Because there was a helicopter, Mo Yueleng and Mo Fengqing were the second to arrive, and as soon as they arrived, Mo Yueleng grabbed Shen Tiansui's collar, "You left first, right?!" Yes?! If I don't teach you a lesson today, you won't know that the pot is made of iron! ”

Kang Le brought a plate of fruit out for them to eat, "Don't make a fuss, come and help me choose vegetables, I'm tired." ”

"Sister-in-law! Open the door! As he was talking, he heard the voice of Bailu outside, and Kang Le realized that this person had actually become a prototype...... Springbok. Now she's standing outside her window, kicking it with her hooves.

Gan! Did this person become real and jump all the way??!!

Wow~ Cool, Kang Le Ku Run wants to become an antelope and stumble on the street, but she won't tell her true thoughts.

Everyone comes in a different way. But in the end, they all arrived safely, and the hot pot that was said to be served was successfully served on the table, "Wait, take a photo, stimulate the captive, and make her not listen to me." ”

A delicious hot pot photo was transmitted to her mobile phone when Yu Yu was the most hungry, with the words: If you don't listen to the master, you will suffer in front of you. Delicious hot pot flies away from your mouth~

Recreation is also very excessive, but everyone still praised it, well done!

It's bad, but people like it.

This also stimulated the captive who was still stuck in the road, and now she has the urge to abandon the car, but this is the little master's car...... If she had abandoned the car and left, she would have been killed.

"God, what have I done wrong to make me suffer like this!" Yu Yu looked at the endless car in front of him and looked up to the sky and sighed.