Chapter Seventy-Seven: Uncle
Because he was released by his wife, Jiang Jianguo was particularly injured, he was very sure that Ms. Zhou Hongmei must have changed her mind, she must be empathetic and don't fall in love, and she fell in love with the little white face who sold vegetables in the vegetable market.
The more he thought about it, the more sad he became, the more unwilling he became, and then he went to the vegetable market, went to the vegetable market, and looked at the little white-faced stall for a long time angrily, and he left angrily.
Han Xiao, who has been stared at for a long time, has a straight hair in his heart: ......
My fucking face is smeared, why have you been staring at me for a long time??
As soon as Jiang Jianguo left Han Xiao's line of sight, the momentum suddenly dispersed, and he walked to his younger brother for many years, and his tone was unprecedentedly melancholy.
"Limin, who do you think is better looking than the little white face who sells vegetables?"
Liu Limin was busy removing the meat from the bones, and when he heard this sound, his hand trembled, and the knife almost scratched his hoof.
He turned to look at the boss for many years, and thought about it, he didn't know who this little white face was selling vegetables, but the only person who could afford the word small in this market was Han Xiao, who sold vegetables.
Don't get me wrong, saying that he is young refers to age, don't think about it, people are tall and big, but they don't have anything to do with the small.
"Brother Jiang, based on our friendship over the past few decades, I will not lie to you... Alas, Brother Jiang, where did you get this mirror from? Liu Limin walked and spoke, and saw Jiang Jianguo take out a mirror with a big face and look at it.
"You care about me!" Jiang Jianguo bared his teeth, this is a trick he has painstakingly studied for many years, how can he tell others casually?
Liu Limin touched his head, and his eyes saw the toes from Jiang Jianguo's head, and he really didn't find anything that could hide such a large mirror.
Jiang Jianguo has a white vest on his upper body, a pair of five-point pants with big flowers on his lower body, a pair of flip-flops under his feet, a mirror in his hand, and keeps shaking his legs.
"Look at you, say quickly, who is good-looking, me or that little white face!" Jiang Jianguo rolled his eyes impatiently, coupled with his own obscene temperament, full of spicy eyes.
"Brother Jiang, I can't rely on our years of relationship to favor you, this is really the little white face that sells more than you..."
"Shut up!" Jiang Jianguo stretched out his hand to stop Liu Limin's remaining words, "For the sake of so many years, save some face for your brother Jiang." ”
After speaking, he lifted the mirror, fiddled with his hair, and said in an indescribable melancholy, "Alas, I am so good-looking, why are you all blind." ”
Liu Limin: ......
You are justified in your obscenity!
"What's the matter, there's nothing wrong with this quality of life, right?" Putting away the mirror, he said in a rare serious tone.
"Okay!" Liu Limin smiled proudly, "My daughter-in-law there, out of luck, gave birth to a big fat granddaughter to my old Liu family in the first child." ”
"Brother Jiang, you don't know, good guy, that little fat girl has grown up, eight pounds and eight taels, in her arms, just like that little piglet."
As soon as Liu Limin talked about his little granddaughter, he couldn't stop, he was not very old, one year younger than Jiang Jianguo, although he was not very promising, but at least two years earlier than Jiang Jianguo got married, and now it is better, this granddaughter has come out, but it is really better than him Jiang Jianguo doesn't know how much better.
When Jiang Jianguo heard this, he was very unhappy, he thought, he has to let the boss work harder, this year is impossible, then strive to give him another next year, oh no, give birth to two little granddaughters, so as to kill the majesty of this.
"Well, speaking of which, I have something to tell you." Liu Limin looked around, and then muttered in Jiang Jianguo's ear.
"What you said is true?" Jiang Jianguo glared, thinking that if this thing was true, he would have to set off firecrackers to celebrate!
Liu Limin patted his chest, his expression was full of seriousness, "I can pack the ticket, I really listen to it, then follow the boy, you can take the hand of the little girl and call the sister." ”
"Really..."Jiang Jianguo nodded thoughtfully, pondered for a while, and then tentatively spoke: "If you say that I want to take him to T country, will your sister-in-law use that ancestral kitchen knife to cut me?" ”
Jiang Jianguo wanted to go crazy if he wanted a daughter, and he had such a crazy idea.
Liu Limin shook his head, "Don't worry, Brother Jiang, on this point, I dare to pack a ticket, my sister-in-law will definitely not use her ancestral kitchen knife to cut you." ”
"Really?" Jiang Jianguo couldn't believe it, he was ready to try, rubbing his hands and wanting to run back.
"Brother Jiang, don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet!" Liu Limin hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him, "I said no, my sister-in-law will definitely pack you and send you to Thailand for a day trip." ”
Jiang Jianguo paused for two seconds after hearing this, and when he came back to his senses, he jumped violently, then clamped his legs, and wiped the cold sweat soaked from his forehead very unproductively.
"Can you not breathe next time you speak!" patted his chest, and Jiang Jianguo, who had survived the disaster, gave Liu Limin a big slap on the back of the head.
Liu Limin was aggrieved, "Brother Jiang, I'm also a grandfather, how much do you give me some face, if you want to fight, you have to fight in the corner." ”
After so many years, this habit of beating people has not changed, if it weren't for the fact that he didn't mess with Jiang Jianguo until he was seven or eight years old, Liu Limin would have felt that his big flat head had been beaten.
"Brother Jiang, my granddaughter hasn't arrived at the full moon, this big red envelope has to be made up!" Liu Limin bared his teeth and opened his mouth triumphantly.
Jiang Jianguo glared at him.
Liu Limin is not afraid at all, after so many years, the two are like brothers, and they can be blunt about this red envelope.
"You've said it, this can be without you." Jiang Jianguo continued to glare, "Then why didn't your granddaughter call me when she was full moon." ”
Speaking of which, Jiang Jianguo felt that his red envelope could be smaller, and this bastard wouldn't take him seriously when he became a grandfather, and he wouldn't tell him about such an important day.
How did he say it, could he be absent as a grandfather? It's true, plain let him miss a chance to come back openly, it's really unbearable for his mother!
"Alas, isn't that a land, my granddaughter was born prematurely, and she was born on the side of Wata's Yue's house, and the days are also sitting with you, so it's embarrassing and inconvenient to call people over."
Liu Limin sighed when he thought of it, he was very angry about not being able to see his eldest granddaughter for the first time, and he was still sad when he thought about it now!
Jiang Jianguo beat him angrily, "I can go to your uncle's, this is your granddaughter, she has to call me uncle when she arrives, how can you say anything embarrassed and inconvenient, you are so old, your skin is as thick as the city wall, and you are embarrassed to fart!" ”
"Brother Jiang, that's called grandpa, not uncle, called uncle, I always feel that you are taking advantage of my granddaughter!" Liu Limin muttered quietly.