"Don't talk nonsense, I warn you, Teacher He is my horse, and you are not allowed to beat her idea."

"No, you're only eighteen years old, and Mr. He doesn't look like the type to eat tender grass......"

Liao Wenjie shook his head again and again: "I have to ask this matter clearly, if she is really this kind of person, even if it is for your good studies, I will persuade her to reform herself." ”

I can't rub sand in my eyes, and I have to do this today...... Ahem, you have to break the casserole and ask to the end!

"Brother Jie, don't!"

Zhou Xingxing was stunned when he heard it: "Brother Jie, you are beautiful, you are smart, you have girlfriends everywhere, and you want to have them at any time." I'm different, you see I'm so ugly, I may never have a chance again. ”

"Be confident, there will be women who like to be ugly."

"Brother Jie, it's good, the nine generations of the Zhou family have been passed down, if you can't break it off with me, you can treat it as a good deed, and I'll introduce other beauties to you another day."

"There are other beauties, you soaked yourself, which round will get me?" Liao Wenjie shook his head in disbelief.

"I swear, if I don't introduce other beauties to you, I'll have sores on the top of my head, pus on the soles of my feet, and five thunders in the sky......"

Thundered!!

Outside the house, there was a thunderclap for no reason, Liao Wenjie and Zhou Xingxing looked at each other, and the atmosphere was extremely embarrassing.

“……”x2

……

At the end of dinner, Cao Dahua watered the flowers and teased the birds as usual, Liao Wenjie cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks in the kitchen, and the living room was left for He Min to tutor Zhou Xingxing.

"Zhou Xingxing, you ......"

"Teacher He just calls me Ah Xing, there's no need to see outsiders like this, it's always classmates, classmates are tired!"

"Ah Xing, how old is your cousin this year, where does he work, and does he have a girlfriend?"

"Uh......"

"Don't get me wrong, I have a boyfriend, just asking, I want to introduce him to a girlfriend...... So, does he have a girlfriend? ”

"No, no...... bar. ”

"What, he doesn't have a girlfriend!?"

“……”

Seeing that the topic was going off track from the beginning, and He Min's eyes were shining like he was about to eat people, Zhou Xingxing couldn't help but look like earth.

He knows that there is a gap between people, but this is inevitably too disparity, and now he is not worried about Liao Wenjie going to He Min, he is worried that He Min will chase Liao Wenjie in turn.

In order for the Zhou family, which has been passed down for nine generations, to continue the incense, Zhou Xingxing squinted slightly, and used the ultimate killer move to eliminate dissidents in the pickle girl world.

He has tried this trick many times, and he has not met an opponent so far.

"Teacher He, aren't you surprised, why is Brother Jie so good, but he doesn't have a girlfriend?"

"yes, why?"

"Humph......"

Zhou Xingxing glanced at the kitchen, saw that Liao Wenjie was still washing the dishes, and whispered: "I tell you secretly, don't spread it, Brother Jie doesn't have a girlfriend because he likes men." ”

"Wouldn't it!?"

"Be quiet, I'll die if I hear it."

Zhou Xingxing glanced at the kitchen again, and said with a sincere face: "I know you don't believe it, and I didn't believe it at first, but ...... Brother Jie peeked at me taking a shower, I would talk nonsense about this kind of thing? ”

He Min: "......"

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In the following days, Zhou Xingxing He Min tutored his homework, and his grades improved by leaps and bounds.

Because of his kung fu of punches and feet, he was admired by his classmates, and soon became a popular figure in Edinburgh Middle School.

And the relationship between him and He Min became more and more strange, saying that he was a teacher and a student, and he was mixed with other things; said that he was a lover, and it was even more unreliable, after all, He Min also had a boyfriend who was the leader of the anti-black team; It is said that it is an ordinary friend, a pure friendship relationship......

Don't make a fuss, it's all a lie.

The relationship between Liao Wenjie and He Min is even stranger, He Min always talks to him about some strange fairy topics, which makes him feel that this woman is a little off the line, and she has no reserve at all, and often goes crazy in less than three sentences, not an ordinary dirt.

In short, Zhou Xingxing went undercover in Edinburgh Middle School, except for the investigation of the case, everything else went well.

Liao Wenjie is not idle here, a month's vacation cannot be wasted, and it must be fully utilized.

He likes to plan before he acts, and this month is no exception.

A week ago, he took a map of Hong Kong Island and took the bus and light rail to get a general familiarity with the environment and memorize the map by heart.

In the second week, he originally planned to sign up for the actor training class of the TV station, and try his luck by brushing his face, hoping that there will be a passing director who will take a picture of him.

The night before he left, he had a dream in which a figure sat cross-legged and raised his hand to draw some ...... in the air

Because it was a dream, he had no impression of what he had drawn, but he remembered the scattered words very clearly, which was the nine-character mantra that he had never figured out.

Those who are fighting in the face of the army are all moving forward in array.

"Soldiers, soldiers, fights, and those are all ......"

Liao Wenjie frowned, in just nine words, he was calm, and he couldn't keep a coherent speech.

What's even more headache for him is that it is also classified as 'art', the iron cloth shirt will be upgraded if he gives money, and the nine-character mantra doesn't even have a window, so he can't be accommodating.

Liao Wenjie still didn't give up, decided to change the itinerary plan, and went to the library tomorrow, picking Taoist classics to die, and never give up if you don't knock to the death.

In this way, Liao Wenjie haunts the library during the day, occasionally visits the thrift market, and borrows books at night to go home to fight at night, and his life is busy and fulfilling.

……

Zhou Xingxing, who was in the same room, saw Liao Wenjie lighting lamps and boiling oil every day, and only read sage books, and sighed that he worked so hard that he would definitely not find a girlfriend in the future.

I was secretly happy in my heart, completely unaware that I was being targeted.

The other party is not small, the leader of the anti-gang team, Officer Huang, is He Min's boyfriend.

Officer Huang has rich experience in handling cases, and his observation is very keen, and a little wind and grass can't escape his ears and eyes at all.

He realized that he might be going green.

What to do?

Forgive her, of course.

Officer Huang didn't want to embarrass everyone, so he asked He Min to have dinner while there was still room for redemption, and he could ignore his best friend named Liao Wenjie, but he had to stop making up lessons for Zhou Xingxing.

was seen through by her boyfriend, He Min was very embarrassed, rationally went online, and planned to talk to Zhou Xingxing.

When Zhou Xingxing received the signal that He Min was talking alone, he immediately misunderstood, thinking that he had successfully touched He Min's heart through unremitting efforts.

As a self-proclaimed gentleman, he decided to confess before He Min confessed.

So, when Liao Wenjie came home from the thrift market, he found that Zhou Xingxing was dressed like a dog, quite a bit of a gambling saint.

"Ah Xing, apprentice tonight?"

"Worship which master, I'm going to say goodbye to being single tonight!"

Zhou Xingxing was proud, first beheaded Liao Wenjie, and then defeated Officer Huang, although the world is big, no one is his opponent, and life is really lonely like snow.

"You say goodbye to being single, isn't that more unreliable than apprenticeship...... I'll bet five cents, and you will give it for nothing tonight. ”