Chapter 173: Big Brother, You Speak
"That monk's character is not good, I saved his life, just forget if you don't say thank you, and blame me for killing in turn." At the mention of Jing Yuan, Leon shook his head, his character was far worse than him.
"Maybe it's a misunderstanding, Master Jingyuan is very righteous and angry......"
Liao Wenjie didn't explain much, and when he saw that the entire first floor was empty, he stepped forward and opened Leon's suitcase, which was full of equipment.
Water Gun (Pistol Type) x2, Netherworld Axe x2, Magazine (Box of Milk) x8......
"Leon, personal suggestion, you could fill the balloon with milk and use it as a grenade."
"Makes sense."
Leon nodded, and then said: "I told you earlier, when you subdue demons and subdue demons, you carry two bottles of milk with you, if you are willing to hear, as for such an embarrassment?" β
"Next time, definitely."
Liao Wenjie said perfunctorily, he also wanted to use milk to fight ghosts, but he couldn't do it.
Chocolate is used to fight ghosts, and plastic wrap is used to catch ghosts, which will only happen to Leon, and if you change it to someone else, you can laugh the ghost to death.
The two of them sprinkled milk all the way, first ran from the first floor to the seventh floor, and then turned back, drove all the ghosts into the basement, and followed in.
Maple Grove Building is an apartment building, built for many years, the basement has no function to park vehicles, it is dark, and it has been used as a warehouse.
The ghosts huddled together in the basement, and when they saw the two enter, the ghosts cried wolf and fled towards the last room, but after a while, the ghosts went empty.
"yes, I'll just say it, milk is the nemesis of ghosts, and you can't be wrong."
"Yes, yes, the great immortal of Leon has boundless mana, the sun rises in the east, only you are undefeated."
Liao Wenjie walked into the back room of the basement, and in the eyes of yin and yang, a wall was like a broken mirror, with cracks flickering and fluorescent, and in the most central position, a hole of about ten centimeters was missing.
A steady stream of yin qi gushed out from the cracks, and the coolness penetrated the bone marrow and hit the depths of the soul. Ordinary people standing here will be frozen to the point that their souls will leave their bodies in less than two minutes.
The walls of the basement are fine, but the barrier between the human world and the underworld has been broken for some reason.
Liao Wenjie narrowed his eyes slightly, and his first thought was that a ghost king from the underworld had escaped to the world.
"What's strange, why is there an extra passage here, and it's so blatant?"
Leon muttered forward, raised his hand to measure the width of the crack, and even put a hand into the underworld and shook it.
is bold, and he is the kind of person he is.
"How's it going, do you see something?"
Liao Wenjie is not so bold, he is used to being cautious, and he can't do this kind of thing no matter what.
"There's a problem, and it's a big problem."
Leon frowned, and pushed his sunglasses after a while: "This passage is not formal, let alone legal, far less hidden than the toilet, unlike the work style of the people below." β
Liao Wenjie: (a' ΜδΈ)
If you want to say that this sentence doesn't make sense, the subtext is quite deep, and you can dig up a lot of fierce material. But to say that this sentence is sobering, think about it carefully, everyone understands the truth, it is just a nonsense.
"Leon, you are a professional in catching ghosts, is it possible that the ghosts of the underworld dug tunnels to escape from prison and smuggled back to the world from here?"
"How do I know this, I don't have a list of the eighteen layers of hell in my hand...... He~~tuiοΌ β
Leon spat into the hole, and then the water gun fired two shots to make sure that the ghosts on the other side were clean, and then crouched down and turned over in the suitcase.
Cement, sand, milk, spatula......
"What are you doing?"
"If there is a hole, fill it, the true character of a man, otherwise what else can you do?"
Leon took off his coat, a cigarette in his mouth, and in the posture of a master, mixed cement and sand together, and stirred it with milk.
Liao Wenjie raised his hand to cover his face: "Leon, this wall...... Forget it, you just say it's okay. β
"Applejack, I know what you're trying to say, it's all milk, trust me, I've always been able to build walls." Leon exhaled a puff of cigarette and expertly picked up the cement with a spatula, filling up the largest crack.
In Liao Wenjie's yin and yang eyes, the crack that was smeared with cement ...... It really doesn't shine.
"Gan!"
"What's wrong, Applejack?"
"It's nothing, I'll give you a hand."
Liao Wenjie turned out the putty knife, picked up the cement to fill the smaller cracks, and muttered while working, whether this is considered yang and yin virtue, if it is counted, what a great credit.
After five minutes, all the cracks were filled, and only the large hole in the middle remained.
During this period, there was a wild ghost probe in the underworld, and Liao Wenjie took a water gun to paste his face, and shrank back screaming.
Leon picked up a large piece of cement, and after several attempts, he couldn't plug the hole, and couldn't help but shake his head again and again: "It's a big trouble now, I don't have the tools to take advantage of it, otherwise it will be no problem to burn two bricks with milk and thin mud." β
Nima, you're really here to build a wall!
Liao Wenjie complained in his heart, there is one thing to say, don't blame the predecessors for being too brittle, he is also a little unbearable now.
While complaining in his heart, he took out two money swords: "Look, can you make a scaffold?" β
"I'll try."
Leon took the money sword and tried it, and it was no problem to cross left and right at the entrance of the hole.
"It works, and this fills the hole forever." Leon nodded in satisfaction, and the cement was about to dry.
At this moment, a big hand reached out from the opposite side and directly took away the two money swords.
"How can this be justified, the smelly and shameless thing, the stealing thing has stolen from my head!" Leon was stunned for three seconds, picked up the water gun and was about to show the other side a little white.
At this moment, ripples rippled at the entrance of the fluorescent cave, and a giant with a height of more than two and a half meters flashed out.
"I want to see, who is so bold and reckless that he dares to change the karma of the yin soul, and does not know that good is good and evil is evil?"
The giant's body was burly and strong, with a shawl and armor, and he held a three-strand steel fork, and his words were like friction between soldiers, and his whole body was shrouded in a layer of fighting and killing aura.
The most important thing is that the giant has a bull's head, and its eyes are two beating green flames, two horns are curved to the sky, and one of the horns is broken and tied with a red cloth band.
Liao Wenjie: "......"
The shape is too conspicuous, and he can guess who it is without the other party reporting his home.
The Soul Messenger of the Underworld, the head of the bull.
Holding a steel fork and infinite power, he is a servant of Yin Si patrolling and searching for fugitives. It is equivalent to catching fast in the yamen, the official is not big, but it is recorded as a god in the underworld who has a name and a surname, and is a child.
Catching ghosts encountered a group of ghosts in the underworld who escaped from prison, filled the pit and hit the bull's head, and was also taken away with two money swords......
Liao Wenjie said that it was acceptable, there were too many surprises today, and there was nothing that could surprise him anymore.
"Huh, Big Brother Bullhead!?"
Seeing the bull head, Leon was pleasantly surprised, pulled down his sunglasses and pointed at his face: "It's me, Leon, an expert in ghost catching, I've been doing business for many years, but I didn't expect to meet again here." β
"Ah, yes...... It's you. β
Looking down at Leon's appearance, the bull head subconsciously took two steps back, and the dancing ghost fire in his eyes shrank in an instant.
Liao Wenjie: "......"
If you read that right, this bull head was a little scared of Leon...... Well, Leon Niupi, the world is so disgusted that people hate dogs, and the underworld has his notoriety.
Liao Wenjie expressed envy, but he didn't say it.
Also, if he took back his previous words, he could be surprised a few more times.
"Brother Xian, I really didn't expect to meet you here...... What's that, busy with business, we'll talk about it another day. β
The bull head spoke quickly, and after finishing speaking, he turned around and left.
"Brother Bullhead, don't be in a hurry to leave! After a long absence, my little brother misses you very much. β
Leon dodged to block the entrance of the cave, and hehehehe forced the bull's head back two steps: "Last time, the eldest brother pointed out to me that milk can restrain ghosts, and I tried it, and it was true." I don't know if the eldest brother has any inside information this time, so I will reveal it if it is convenient. β
Bull Head: "......"
Milk can restrain ghosts, how could he not know?
Liao Wenjie: "......"
It turns out that this is how milk restrains ghosts, he believed Leon's nonsense before, and really thought it was the experience of catching ghosts for many years.
"Big brother, why are you so shy every time you speak?"
Leon took two steps forward again: "You should be tough when you arrest people and do things, if the little brother has your body, he will definitely use his nostrils to face people every day, and his voice can be as loud as he wants." β
Liao Wenjie: "......"
Pure passers-by, there is a saying, when the bull head first came, he spoke very loudly, and he also pointed his nostrils at people.
"Brother Xian, after many years, your magical powers have gone further, few people in the world can help you, and ghosts are even more impossible, the inside information of catching ghosts ......"
Niu Tou shook his head: "It's not that I don't have it, but I can't think of it for a while, after all, a shallow trick is not worthy of you at all." β
"Indeed, I am so tall that there are very few people who can match mine."
Leon pushed his sunglasses, nodded in agreement, and then looked at the three-strand steel fork in the bull head's hand: "Brother bull head, this weapon ......"
"Absolutely not, don't embarrass me, brother, this is an official thing, I can't give it to you." The bull head put the three-strand steel fork behind him, shouted that something important was in his body, and hurried back to resume his life.
"Big brother, you think too much, this weapon is your status symbol, how embarrassed am I to ask you for it."
Leon said: "I just want to ask, there are many kinds of weapons in the world, why do you minotaurs use three-pointed forks, is it possible that this type of weapon is more restrained than other weapons?" β
"Yes, yes, it's extreme, Brother Xian really has a good eye, and you have discovered it."
The bull head nodded again and again, and then said: "The bronze double hook in Ma Mian's hand is even more powerful, next time I will introduce him to you, you are close and close." β
"Thank you, big brother."
"What's polite, it's all my own brother."
Niu Tou smiled innocently, and took out two money swords from his armor: "I just picked it up, if it is not bad, it must be the lost treasure of the virtuous brother, put it away quickly, don't lose it next time." β
"It's my friend's money sword, I'll introduce it to my eldest brother."
Leon pointed at Liao Wenjie and said, "This is my like-minded friend, named Liao Wenjie, a Taoist priest. β
"It turned out to be Daoist Liao, polite." The bull head turned decisively and handed over the two money swords.
"Don't dare, the bull-headed god is in front of him, it's really a blessing for three lives."
Liao Wenjie smiled slightly, added two more money generals, a total of four, and pushed them back in front of the bull head.
"Liao Daochang is really interesting, I'm just a runaway errand, and I can't be considered a god."
Niu Tou nodded, and accepted the four money swords, the money is not much, he is a month, the key is Liao Wenjie's work style, which shows that most people in the world are normal people, and there are very few such strange things in Leon.
"To us mortals in the flesh, you are already a great god out of reach."
"Hahaha...... Hey! Hey? β
Niu Tou was smiling, and suddenly found that something was wrong, and wondered: "Liao Dao Chang Immortal Law is pure, forgive me for being clumsy, I still hope to give you advice or two, I don't know which great immortal is the inheritance in the world?" β
"Blind practice, wild Taoist."
"Modesty!"