Chapter 167: Surgery
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Gynecological holy hand? What do you want?
Miss Chai looked blinded, but she couldn't stand still, damaging Wei Yueyan's forced character,
had no choice but to turn around and say in a cold tone: "You, who is the holy hand of gynecology." ”
The crowd looked at each other, and no one squeaked.
Suddenly, the sword queen walked softly in front of her, and her huge body almost fell to her knees.
Hurriedly chiseled into the road with two hand knives, and stood up.
Her swollen waist and abdomen began to squirm, and murky blood continued to ooze from the gaps in the bone armor in front of her waist, and her broad back spasmed and twitched like waves.
The group of sword and ghost ghosts around the crowd was restless,
These deformed monsters, slightly shorter than normal people, kept pounding the ground with their long knives, and let out a low threatening roar from their mouths.
"Shhh
The sword queen roared to the sky and stopped the restlessness of her subordinates,
She lowered her head, raised her door-like bone knife, and pointed at the crowd, and then at her own bulging waist.
The meaning is obvious, she is going to give birth and needs help.
Miss Chai, who was standing at the front of the line, took a deep breath, followed the subtitles projected by Li Ang, and read to the crowd: "What about the doctors in other subjects?" ”
Still no one responded, and after a while, Li Ang raised his hand hesitantly and said tremblingly: "I..."
"You?"
Father and Mother Wei were a little surprised, "Xiao Xu, aren't you a photographer?" ”
Li Ang replied with a wry smile: "I graduated from medical university, five-year clinical medicine, I didn't go to graduate school due to some accidents, and I became a monk halfway through to do photography. ”
Anyway, the situation is urgent now, and the other party can't carefully ask what "something happened" as the future father-in-law and mother-in-law, so he had to watch Li Ang walk out of the team and come to Miss Chai.
"What do you want me to do?" Li Ang rubbed his hands uneasily and asked.
"Heh, don't worry, it's not that difficult."
Miss Chai snorted coldly, and according to the lines, she raised her chin towards the Daolao Ghost Queen in front of her, "You see her abdomen swelling and sinking, contractions, amniotic fluid breaking, and regular spasms and convulsions in her back, obviously she is about to give birth."
If you know gynecology, go up and give her a baby. ”
"What?"
Li Ang looked shocked, "I haven't had surgery for many years,
And, the ghost ... Ghosts also have to deliver babies? ”
"Why can't ghosts have children? Well? ”
Miss Chai frowned and scolded: "If you want to do it, you can do it, where is there so much nonsense." ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
Li Ang nodded like pounding garlic, and under the instruction of Miss Chai, he took a flashlight and went to the side of the road, ready to get all kinds of tools from the ambulance.
In order to prevent the knife ghosts on both sides of the road from injuring people, Wei Linglan also followed with a grenade launcher.
Taking advantage of the gap between prying open the door behind the ambulance, Wei Linglan said to Li Ang apologetically: "I'm sorry, I implicated you this time." ”
"It's okay, it's my creed to get paid to do things."
Leon shook his head, smiled reluctantly, and removed tools such as disposable gloves, trauma treatment kits, portable aspirators, suction catheters, and medical first aid kits from the ambulance.
Seeing his busy appearance, Wei Linglan, who was standing outside the car, pursed her lips and asked, "By the way, you are a high school student, right, do you really know how to deliver babies?" ”
"Hobbies."
Li Ang explained vaguely, "I used to like to read all kinds of miscellaneous books, and when I read more books, I know a little bit about these strange things.
What sow postpartum care and recuperation, lawn cleaning, silkworm pupae breeding, police dog training and the like.
I can't say how much I understand, it's just the level of half a bucket of water.
The body structure of the goblin.... It should not be much different from a hog... Right? ”
“...”
Wei Linglan blinked, and suddenly felt that this mission might not be able to go back.
Seeing her nervous appearance, Li Ang comforted: "Don't worry, when I performed gastric diversion surgery on rhubarb downstairs in the past, the technique was extremely fast, and I could only see afterimages.
Everyone respectfully calls me the Lord of the Shadowstream. ”
“... Do you give a dog gastric diversion? Wei Linglan's expression was a little distorted.
Li Ang was even more inexplicable, "Who said rhubarb is a dog?" ”
Wei Linglan shook her head, put her messy thoughts aside, and whispered to Li Ang, "Later, if the situation is critical, you and Shanshan must stay next to me, and I will do my best to take you out." ”
"Understood."
Leon nodded, put on a first responder's protective suit, put on a mask, put all the medical tools in the stretcher cloth, and jumped out of the back of the ambulance.
Under the cold gaze of the group of swordsmen and ghosts, the two returned to their original places,
At this time, the condition of the sword and ghost queen deteriorated further,
Her howl was weak, her steps were completely paralyzed, and her body leaned to one side, relying on two bone knives to support her weight.
The inflated abdomen was like a water-filled balloon that was about to burst, and blood was constantly dripping from the cracks in the bone armor.
The situation was urgent, and Leon put on disposable gloves for himself, raised his hands, and slowly walked forward.
The Knife Ghost Queen subconsciously moved the bone knife arm, and the surrounding group of ghosts howled and was about to rush forward, but fortunately, the queen glanced at them in time and stopped the charge of the group of ghosts.
A group of knife ghosts stood anxiously in place, constantly striking the ground with the tips of their knives, as if shouting "Let her live!" Let her be raw! ”
Listening to the cries of the crowd, Li Ang exhaled a breath of turbidity and slowly approached to uncover the bone armor to investigate the situation.
"The fetus is too large and the fetal position is abnormal, resulting in dystocia."
Li Ang turned his head and calmly Chai Cuiqiao and Wei Linglan: "Prepare for cesarean section." ”
"Huh?!"
The two women were a little stunned, shouldn't this be a script for fighting monsters and upgrading, why do you have to help the ghost have a caesarean section?
This style of painting is wrong.
Leon didn't explain much, and asked them to lay out the sterile sheet on the ground, and then put down the sword queen and made her lie on her back on the sterile sheet.
Because he couldn't feel the physiology of the other party, Li Ang directly injected her with an elephant dose of anesthetic, and waited until the anesthesia took effect to cut open her skin muscles.
The physiological structure of the knife ghost is not fundamentally different from that of humans, but there are some more strange organs.
If it weren't for the presence of outsiders, Li Ang, who was in the spirit of scientific research priority, would probably have taken out the camera and clicked the record button on the left to start recording the operation.
After the cesarean section is completed, the fetus in the other party's womb is also a magnetic knife ghost, obviously just a baby, the forehead is not so prominent, and the arms and feet have not completely metamorphosed into bone knives.
Curled up in the membranes, like a little tiger.
Li Ang's face did not change, punctured the fetal membranes, washed the amniotic fluid, reached out to support the head of the knife ghost fetus, took it out, carried it upside down to make it retch, and spit out the remaining mucus in his mouth.
I have to say that ghosts are ghosts, and the newborn knife and ghost fetus has already shown hideous ferocity.
Even if he was carried upside down by Li Ang, his sharp arms were waving unconsciously, almost cutting Li Ang.
"This giant baby is very strong."
Li Ang couldn't help but praise: "It's also very lucky, I just gave birth to a Yin City hukou." ”
Wei Linglan said dryly, "For it... The account is not important. ”
"Nonsense, hukou is very important."
Li Angyi said solemnly: "I think that when I sent Guanyin to airdrop babies around the world, I didn't choose a good location, and I regret it when I think about it carefully." ”
“...”
Wei Linglan smacked her lips, "Cut the umbilical cord." ”
Li Ang nodded, picked up scissors and cut off the umbilical cord, put the newborn knife ghost on the sterile sheet, took out the placenta, and quickly stitched up seven or eight layers of wounds with needles and threads.
In a moment, the anesthetic effect was eliminated, and the sword queen turned over and stood up tremblingly, and the injuries in her waist and abdomen healed quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye.
The giant baby, lying at her feet, followed its mother's steps and climbed up her back.
"Mother and child are safe."
Li Ang nodded with satisfaction, "Fortunately, I didn't cut the artery this time, otherwise I would have to buy a bottle of pulsation to let the artery come back."
Alas, poor rhubarb. Hopefully he's happy down there now. ”
So what the hell did you do with rhubarb?!!