Chapter 235: Crab Soup
"It's ......"
Nalan Xiaozhu hesitated for a while before saying, "It's my parents, they want us to have a child as soon as possible, so you should know what to say, right?" ”
"I don't know, I want to have a baby as soon as possible." Ye Wuhan said with a smile.
"You!! You badass! ”
Nalan Xiaozhu suddenly pouted and rushed up, and the little pink fist hit him twice in the chest.
"I wanted to have a baby." Ye Wuhan's face was wronged.
"You're not allowed to say that!"
Nalan Xiaozhu blushed and snorted, and her little hand gently slapped him on the shoulder twice.
For her, her career has not been successful, how can she have children casually when she is busy, and besides, the two of them have not shared a bed at all, and they have children with the air.
"How can I say that if I don't say that?" Ye Wuhan scratched his brain and looked helpless.
"You...... Forget it, whatever you want. ”
In the end, Nalan Xiaozhu also looked helpless, she slammed the accelerator and started the car, and shook Ye Wuhan to a stagger.
When the car got on the road and entered the normal driving state, Ye Wuhan suddenly smiled and said, "Wife, let me tell you a story." ”
Nalan Xiaozhu wanted him to speak with a cold face, but he didn't dare to let him speak, for fear that he wouldn't be able to spit out ivory from his dog's mouth.
Ye Wuhan didn't wait for her to respond, and began to talk to herself, "It is said that a doctor man and a master's woman, both of them are very obsessed with academics, usually addicted to academics and soak in the laboratory all day long, and later after being introduced, the two met, and soon got married, but after 3 years of marriage, the wife was not pregnant, so the two went to the hospital for examination, but the result made people cry and laugh, wife, do you know why she is not pregnant?" ”
Ye Wuhan suddenly smiled and looked at Nalan Xiaozhu.
"Why? Could it be that they are sick? Or one of them has infertility? Nalan Xiaozhu almost blurted out.
"Wrong, because as soon as the doctor checked, the wife was still punished!"
"Huh? Why? Didn't they share a bed? Nalan Xiaofei was surprised.
"No, of course it's the same bed, but they think that as long as a man and a woman sleep in the same bed, sperm and eggs will flow back and forth through the air like molecules, and then they will be able to get pregnant."
"Giggles!"
Nalan Xiaofei laughed and trembled, almost saying that these two people were so stupid.
"Wife!"
Ye Wuhan suddenly said again: "Do you say that we are the same, molecules flow back and forth between us through air transmission, you can also get pregnant, can I say this to your mother when the time comes, you don't have to worry, the reason why your daughter is not pregnant is because the molecules have not yet flowed to the place, and when they flow to the place, you will naturally become pregnant." ”
"You ......"
Nalan Xiaozhu couldn't cry or laugh angrily, and waved his pink fist to hit him.
As a result, there was a rapid whistle in front of her, which frightened her and quickly withdrew her attention, and if she continued to make trouble, she would have a car accident.
But thinking of what the guy had just said, she couldn't help but want to laugh, and she even thought that the room where the two of them lived was so far away, how long it would take for the molecule to flow to the place.
Because she always felt like laughing, her body kept shaking, and she couldn't hold it back if she wanted to.
"Don't laugh, if you laugh again, you'll have a car accident." Ye Wuhan scolded.
"I can't help but do it? Who told you to tell these jokes. Nalan Xiaozhu glared at him with a red face, but couldn't help but still want to laugh.
"Giggles!"
She couldn't help but clutch her chest.
I have to say that this woman's laughter is really low, don't look at her usual coldness, that's because she hasn't met the right person, and once she puts it in, she will laugh until it's hard to stop.
Ye Wuhan looked at her trembling flowers from the side, and even he felt that the undulating scenery was particularly attractive.
"Wife, I have a way to stop you from laughing, do you want to try?"
"Hurry up, I'm going to be unbearable, I'm going to have a car accident." Nalan Xiaozhu muttered, no way, the more she thought about not laughing, the more she couldn't help it, the more she couldn't help it, the more she couldn't help it, she always thought about the plot just now, she couldn't believe that there were such simple fools in this world.
"You said that."
Burst!
Ye Wuhan put his hand on her lap.
"You ......"
Nalan Xiaozhu's face suddenly stiffened, and she couldn't smile anymore.
"Wife, don't blame me, this is what you asked for." That kid is still vibrating, and his big hands are even more unscrupulous.
Nalan Xiaozhu was extremely nervous, but she was powerless to complain.
Her attention was always on his hands, for fear that he would do something out of line.
Laugh again? How could she still laugh, with the movement of that kid's big hand, she pouted and was about to cry.
Ay!
was blatantly taken advantage of by this kid again.
Finally, the car came to Haotian Hotel, and Nalan Xiaozhu hurriedly got out of the car with a red face.
I can't even walk, and I want to fall on Ye Wuhan all the time.
"This silly girl, let you listen to the story and listen to it fascinated!" Looking at her appearance, I want to laugh when I don't know how cold I am.
For some reason, Nalan Xiaozhu looked at the name of the hotel and became a little melancholy, and her face was flushed with red clouds for no reason.
"Wife, remember? The first time we hugged each other and slept was in this hotel, and you were so loud at the time. Ye Wuhan said suddenly.
"You...... Can you please stop talking nonsense? "Nalan Xiaozhu is about to cry, what does it mean to hug each other and sleep, it's not that you bully others?
"Okay, I won't say anything, let's go, let's go in." There is no cold road at night.
It's just that she went in, Nalan Xiaozhu still looked at the hotel in a daze, to be honest, every time she passed by here, she would be in a daze, after all, this was her unforgettable first time, and it was also a place that left her pain and memories.
In the end, she still took Ye Wuhan's arm and walked to the hotel lobby.
"Sister!"
It's just that the two of them were just about to go in, and a beautiful woman with long hair and fluttering came from the side, and the two looked back and saw that it was Concubine Nalan Xiao.
Feelings, she came in the BMW that was cold at night, and she still had the car keys in her hand.
"Brother-in-law!"
Seeing that her sister was holding Ye Wuhan's arm, Concubine Nalan Xiao was not polite, she stepped forward and grabbed his other arm, and the three of them walked into the hotel together.
"Humph!"
Nalan Xiaozhu glanced at her sister, and it was nothing better, she knew very well that if she said her sister at this moment, her sister would definitely have a bunch of words waiting for her, so she should be naughty.
In this way, the three of them entered the hotel together.
Xie Lanruo and the two of them have already arrived, and they have already sent them a message just now.
I saw two tall and beautiful women, carrying a man in their arms, but everyone who saw them would die with envy.
And the two are sisters after all, and there are seven similarities between Meiyu, which makes people know that they are sisters at a glance.
A pair of superb sisters carried the same man into the hotel, making the waiter at the door and the guests drool with envy.
"Hey, a pair of good cabbages made the pig arch again."
The security guard at the door kept looking Ye Wuhan up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that he was not as handsome as himself.
However, the two sisters still looked up on their snow necks, with a proud look, and their demeanor of turning a blind eye to anyone was simply arrogant to the bone, which made them even more jealous.
On the contrary, the clothes without cold at night looked a little shabby in front of the dazzling best sisters.
"Hey, we can't find any of them, we're all about to beat a bachelor, but he's a poor boy and he has two, why should he?"
The people who saw it all cast surprised eyes at them, if the gaze could kill, Ye Wuhan would have been cut into tofu pieces by the gaze of these people.
Because it was night, there were obviously a lot of guests in the hotel, and Ye Wuhan suddenly noticed that there was a person sitting on the sofa in the lobby, he was well-dressed, and he was wearing a gold chain around his neck, dressed like an upstart, and he also deliberately covered his face with a newspaper, as if he was reading the newspaper there in idleness.
But Ye Wuhan's keen eyes caught that the back of this product was bulging.
As soon as I thought about it, I knew what it was.
"I said brother, look at it, the guns are about to fall out." Ye Wuhan suddenly shouted inexplicably.
"Ahh
Instinctively, the man took the newspaper and reached for it to touch his waist.
However, he quickly realized that something was wrong and hurriedly took his hand back again.
Although he sat upright and continued to read the newspaper, he could see his face clearly at a glance.
In an instant, he was sure of the other party's identity.
But he didn't say anything, but continued to walk inside.
"Brother-in-law, what gun dropped? Whose gun is about to fall out? Concubine Nalan Xiao also asked him in surprise.
Even Nalan Xiaozhu glanced at him in surprise, and said in her heart What is this girl shouting for no reason.
"Oh nothing, my gun is falling off." Ye Wuhan said casually.
"Ah, your gun is about to drop?" Almost instinctively, the two sisters actually glanced down at him at the same time.
I was speechless at night, Lao Tzu said that the gun was about to fall, what are you looking at there.
The sisters also turned around at this time.
"You badass!" The two sisters slapped him almost at the same time, and Nalan Xiaozhu blushed and pinched his waist angrily.
Concubine Nalan Xiao was not to be outdone, and also stretched out her little hand and pinched his waist.
"Hey, some people, obviously their own thoughts are dirty, but they blame people for thinking too much." Ye Wuhan muttered a smile to himself.
"Badass, you still say."
The two sisters were about to pinch him again, but the frightened Ye Wuhan hurriedly raised his hands in surrender, not daring to say anything.
Just these few actions, the guests who watched it were even more envious.
"Hey, this kid is really a blessing for all people, I really don't know what life he has cultivated as a poor boy, and he has made a pair of superb sisters so favored."
At this time, if the gaze can kill, it is not a matter of being cut into tofu pieces, but properly cut into shredded tofu.
There was even someone who clenched his fists so tightly that he almost rushed up and repaired him fiercely.
Under normal circumstances, if you occupy one oiran alone, you will be jealous, but if ordinary people occupy both at the same time, it will definitely die quickly.
In this way, in the sound of the two sisters, the three of them came to a box on the second floor.
Sitting inside was a beautiful woman in her forties who still had charm, and a middle-aged man, it was Xie Lanruo and Nalan Feng, both of whom had already arrived.