"If, I mean what if......"

"If someone says 'this is stable' before dawn, what will happen to the result?" ”

He saw that everyone praised the 'ghost movie survival rule' as very reliable, so he joined in the fun, but he didn't expect to step on the thunder directly and said the most unspeakable thing.

I regret it, I wouldn't have had fun if I knew it.

"It's not going to happen, it's like a soldier on the battlefield who says, 'After this battle, I'll go back to my hometown and get married', it's a great funeral, and after eighteen years, I'll be a good man again."

Liao Wenjie comforted with kind words: "Don't panic, just say this to you, there must be someone around you to accompany you to the funeral, and there will be no loneliness on Huangquan Road." ”

When the words fell, the iron courage instantly hated dogs, and there were few people within a radius of three meters.

……

There's no longer than waiting.

Everyone in the security room sat in a circle around Lily, the lily, and looked up at the clock on the wall from time to time.

The closer we got to twelve, the more solemn the atmosphere became.

Leon saw that people's hearts were unstable, and he was afraid that Captain Lu and the others would mess up and be easily possessed by Mr. Li's ghost, so he hurriedly turned on the stereo and asked them to dance to relieve their stress.

The seven security guards teamed up in pairs and hugged each other, and the iron courage was the worst, because no one wanted to team up with him, so they could only hold a chair and pretend that they had a dance partner.

"Leon, is this okay?"

Liao Wenjie leaned against the wall and asked Leon, who was squatting next to him: "I always feel that I am not safe enough, there is something missing, if one of them is possessed by Mr. Li, how can I force him out?" ”

"Applejack, nothing is absolute, no matter how good the plan is, it can't change as fast as it is, you want to strangle all possibilities in the cradle, the idea is good, but it's not realistic at all."

Leon's face was full of indifference: "As for them being possessed by ghosts, it's simple, the axe in your hand is not an ornament, no matter who possesses them, everyone will gather around them and have a hard time, and they will not be able to stand it if they are ghosts." ”

People can't stand it!

Shocked by the simple and crude plan to catch ghosts, Liao Wenjie complained in his heart and said bluntly: "If you are possessed by ghosts, I promise that my subordinates will be merciful, and the first move will be to unload your tools for committing crimes." ”

"Xiu Tease, I have a miraculous body, can you hurt me?"

Leon sneered: "Not to mention that ordinary ghosts possessing my body is equivalent to killing themselves, if you really succeed, then don't resist, lie down and wait for death, at least it's more comfortable." ”

"Sure enough, you're the most dangerous person here."

Liao Wenjie's eyes wandered, he looked around, and found an iron chain under the table.

Don't ask why there are iron chains in the security room, this is common sense in life, iron chains and folding stools, bricks, water pipes, bottles, etc. are called seven weapons, and they can also be replaced by bicycle chains.

It is a must-have for home travel and street fights.

Captain Lu and others maintain community security, it is normal to have two iron chains in the office, and there are two bricks on the corner of the table!

"What are you doing...... Why are you pestering me with a chain...... Hey, I'm talking to you? ”

"Nothing, liven up the atmosphere."

"You can pester yourself!"

Boom!!

Just as the two were fooling around, the bell rang at twelve o'clock.

Suddenly, the pins in the security room could be heard, Captain Lu and the others stood still, mentally troubled, only to feel a cool breath from the soles of their feet straight to the sky, goosebumps all over their bodies were aroused, and they shivered while holding their dance partners.

"What are you afraid of, the girl is in the bubble, and the dance is dancing."

Leon broke free from the chains on his body, woke up the quiet Captain Lu with a slap, and said loudly: "Remember what I said before, no matter what you see next, it will be treated as an illusion, as long as you are strong-willed, the ghost will not be able to help you." ”

"I, I know, I'm ...... Go to the toilet. ”

Looking at Leon's shaved half of his face above his nose, Captain Lu stammered and nodded, turned around and walked in the direction of the bathroom.

"Captain Lu, what is the first rule of survival for ghost movies?" Liao Wenjie raised his hand and pressed it on Captain Lu's shoulder, pulling him back into place.

"No, no matter what happens, you can't leave the team, you have to get everyone together."

Captain Lu had a bitter face, and was a little shy: "I don't want to, if it's a trumpet, standing in the corner will solve it, but I'm a tuba!" ”

"Hmph, what did you do before twelve?"

Liao Wenjie pursed his lips and took out a spittoon from under the desk: "It's all ready for you, solve it on the spot, and don't go anywhere." ”

"No, Applejack, there are so many people...... How embarrassing! ”

"Less nonsense, is face or life important?"

Liao Wenjie stuffed the spittoon into Captain Lu's arms: "Fight quickly, today's situation is special, no one will laugh at you." ”

Unless you can't hold back.

Thirty seconds later, a group of people sat cross-legged around Lily the Lily, with Captain Lu embarrassing a face and a spittoon sitting under his buttocks, which was noticeably taller than the others.

Burst! Burst~~~

"Damn, it stinks!"

"Captain Lu, you're eating at noon!"

"Shut up, you street boys, close your eyes if you don't like it, and imagine yourself eating durian again."

Captain Lu blushed, and there was a vague pleasure that defied common sense between the shame, which was very taboo and exciting.

"How is it possible, durian doesn't fart again."

"Then you imagine that when you eat durian, Iron Guts is farting!"

“……”

Because of the smelly atmosphere, everyone complained again and again, and under the crooked beating, the horror was diluted by three points.

At this moment, the soft dance music suddenly became particularly eerie, unplugging the power and still playing on a loop, no matter how you turn it off.

Lily reacted at the right time, and the calyx slowly rotated, getting faster and faster.

"Leon, what's going on?"

Liao Wenjie watched it for a long time, and couldn't help but wipe the sweat for Lily, and it was time to take off if she turned around again.

"Lily told me that Mr. Li's ghost is nearby, but don't be afraid, you just did a good job, and he can't find a target."

Leon first muttered to himself at Lily, and then clapped his hands for affirmation: "Captain Lu, you go on, you get rid of the ghost outside, and tonight is your greatest credit." ”

"No, it can also exorcise demons ......."

Captain Lu muttered, squatted on the spittoon and began to exert force, he blushed and his neck was thick, but there was no movement at all.

"No, I don't feel it anymore."

Captain Lu reluctantly gave up, and said to the side: "Iron gall, change you, usually as soon as you are allowed to patrol, you will run to the toilet, if you don't fill the spittoon today, see how I clean you up." ”

"Captain, stop kidding. This kind of thing is just like love, pay attention to going with the flow, and you can't force it to ask for it......"

Tie Dan shook his head again and again, and when he saw that Captain Lu's face was not good, he hurriedly got up and rummaged through the cabinets in the desk, and took out a thick stack of Liu Xuande: "I don't understand how to divert attention, but I still have a way to concentrate and forget my fear." ”

Saying that, Tie Gut sent Liu Xuande around, and there was still a surplus of three copies of his hand.

"Tsk, it's really a bad day."

Leon hugged Liu Xuande, and while watching with relish, he criticized this society.

"It's really unsightly."

Liao Wenjie did not raise his head, expressing his approval.

"I mean catching ghosts, relying on this method to improve morale, it's really a bad thing, where do you want to go?"

"I'm talking about catching ghosts, this scene is unsightly, where do you want to go!"

“……”

Everyone was distracted, concentrated, and only read the sages, and Lily's rapid rotation gradually slowed down, and finally the calyx pointed in the direction of the roof, slightly offset.

“？？？”

Liao Wenjie looked at the lily pointing at him in astonishment, he had the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra] by his side, and it was impossible for him to be possessed by a ghost.

Then there are only two possibilities, either the lily is dizzy, or ......

Liao Wenjie and Leon glanced at each other, and at the same time turned to look at the closed door of the security room, cool air poured in through the crack in the door, and the ghost was outside the door.