Chapter 82 Basking in the sun for Old Lady Ren

The coffin opened, and Liao Wenjie's Taoism was not dispersed, and he clearly saw a black mist rising from it.

After the fog cleared, Ren Weiyong's body lay quietly in the coffin, twenty years later, there was no sign of decay at all, as if it had just been buried in the soil yesterday.

"This ......"

The faces of a group of people turned white with fright, and Ren Fa hurriedly pulled his daughter to kneel in front of the coffin, saying that it was unfilial to alarm her father.

Kowtowing three times, he hurriedly got up and grabbed Uncle Jiu's sleeve robe: "What should I do, the situation is a little wrong, is it too late to bury it now?" ”

This is your father, not a turnip in the vegetable garden!

Liao Wenjie complained in his heart, and now he knows that he regrets it, what did he do earlier.

Uncle Nine probably regretted it a little, and frowned: "Dragonflies and water will not be in the same place, this tomb is no longer usable, and the situation of the old lady is ...... Cremation in place is recommended. ”

"Ah, how can it be done, my father was most afraid of fire when he was alive, this will definitely not work."

Ren Fa shook his head again and again, his father who has not been corrupt for twenty years is a little strange, but he doesn't care about this, he just wants to change the tomb for Ren Weiyong, so that he can give full play to his residual heat and shade future generations.

A fire burns, where can he find a second father?

"Master Ren, there must be a demon when things go wrong, and if you don't cremate, I'm afraid there will be trouble."

"Uncle Nine, I have a ...... word"

Ren Fa's face was full of urgency, and he muttered two words in Uncle Jiu's ear, and the latter was entangled for a long time before finally making a decision. First move Ren Weiyong's coffin to Yizhuang, seize the time to find a new tomb, and bury it as soon as possible.

Ren Fa thought it was very good, and took his daughter and nephew to take the first step, and the workers covered the coffin and carried it down the mountain.

Uncle Nine personally pressed the formation, and before leaving, asked Wen Cai Qiusheng to light a plum blossom incense array at the grave to see what was going on after the burning.

"Remember, incense sticks must be placed on every grave."

Uncle Nine pointed to the cemetery not far away: "Those who see it have a share, don't neglect others." ”

When Liao Wenjie heard this, he stopped leaving, remembering that when Qiusheng was incense on the grave, he was entangled by an infatuated female ghost, and he was happy for several nights, until Uncle Jiu appeared and beat the mandarin duck to drive the female ghost away.

Liao Wenjie decided to pull Qiusheng and cross this hurdle in advance, although this wave of Qiusheng blood earned, but after all, people and ghosts have different paths, not to mention anything else, just the consumption of those nights, no matter how much pork liver you eat, you can't make up for it.

"Qiusheng, I'll come to incense, you go and help Wencai order the plum blossom array."

"Okay, Brother Jie."

Liao Wenjie took the initiative to help, Qiusheng naturally did not shirk, stuffed a handful of incense into his hand, and ran over to play with Wencai.

Liao Wenjie took a handful of incense, bowed three times in front of each grave, and finally inserted the lit incense.

He blessed his mind and whispered the [Pure Heaven and Earth Divine Mantra], and after all the incense on the graves was completed, nothing happened, and there was no laughter of female ghosts in his ears.

At this time, Wencai and Qiusheng exclaimed in surprise, and ran to Liao Wenjie with three sticks of incense.

"Brother Jie, something happened, look at these three incense sticks, two short and one long, they are life-urging incense!"

"Not only these three incense sticks, but all the incense of the plum blossom array is like this......"

……

"People are most taboo of three long and two short, and incense is the most taboo of two short and one long, but it is burned like this."

Yizhuang, Uncle Nine guarded Ren Weiyong's coffin in the mourning hall, holding the incense and shaking his head again and again: "Black and white impermanence comes to urge life, there must be someone in the family who is mourning, big murderer, big murderer!" ”

"Master, it's not as serious as you say."

Qiusheng was puzzled: "I remember that it was written in the book that the dead chickens and dead cows at home are also considered to be fatal, and it didn't say that they have to die?" ”

"I didn't say it, but there is a problem with the dead body in the coffin, a corpse has been buried in the ground for 20 years and has not rotted, it must be a corpse."

Uncle Nine walked to the coffin and pushed open the coffin board with one palm, revealing Ren Weiyong's body.

Liao Wenjie leaned in to take a look, it was like a corpse that had just died, but at this moment, his face was wrinkled, the knuckles of his ten fingers were bulging, and his nails were bursting out of an inch, each of which was faintly glowing with blue light.

"Wow! Fortune! ”

Wencai and Qiusheng exclaimed at the same time, and Uncle Nine glared at the two of them fiercely when he saw this, and raised his hand to close the coffin.

"What kind of noisy and noisy thing it is, it scared him alive, and you guys are comfortable!"

"Uncle Nine, forget about the fire, the old lady is not far from the zombies, and my scalp is numb when I look at it."

Liao Wenjie spoke again, rolled up his sleeves by the way, and lit up the arm that had been scratched by Issey Miyake, and the wound had not healed: "Some time ago, I met a zombie, not only flying away, but also the ability to control fire, if it weren't for my bad brain, my blood would have been sucked dry by him." ”

"Hiss!" x2

Wencai and Qiusheng gasped and took two steps away from Liao Wenjie, their eyes were frightened, for fear that he would change if he said it.

Uncle Nine pressed Liao Wenjie's arm, looked up and down, and made sure that there was no corpse poison left, so he was curious: "Ajie, how did you deal with that zombie?" ”

"It's simple, I can't fight at night, so I found his coffin during the day, dragged it to the sun, and lifted the coffin board directly."

"It was done right."

"So, let's also bask in the sun for Old Lady Ren tomorrow?"

“……”

"Uncle Nine, you speak."

"Ajie, it's really easy and trouble-free to burn down Old Lady Ren, but I don't want to open a righteous village in Renjiazhuang in the future."

Uncle Nine shook his head and sighed: "Although I cultivate, cultivate, and cultivate, I will inevitably fall deeper and deeper into the red dust, stumbling and crawling for many years, riddled with mundane things, and it is impossible to do something to achieve. ”

"Uncle Nine, can we say something about people, don't play dumb riddles?"

"I'm useless, you still have hope."

Uncle Nine was not angry, he felt it on a whim, and was doused by a basin of cold water, and he didn't want to talk to Liao Wenjie anymore.

"You two, go and prepare the pen and ink sword."

Uncle Nine was not angry with Liao Wenjie, and he was angry with the two stupid apprentices, and one person had a brainstorm and sent it: "What are you still doing in a daze, yellow paper, red pen, black ink, kitchen knife, wooden sword, don't you understand this?" ”

Just know to take our anger out!

Wen Cai and Qiu Sheng looked aggrieved, trotted out of the mourning hall, and after a while, they were all ready.

Uncle Jiu opened the altar, took a knife and wiped the neck of the live chicken, waited for the bright red blood to fill the porcelain bowl, stepped on the gossip, and turned over his hand to form a seal.

He raised his hand to pick up the glutinous rice, put it on the candle flame and lit it, and the red light was introduced into the porcelain bowl filled with chicken blood, and the flames rose in an instant.

Immediately afterwards, he took the ink and poured it into a bowl, stirred it well before the flame went out, and finally poured the bowl of black and red liquid into the groove of the ink fountain with the Bagua Mirror as the top.

This Dao technique is already a secret technique of Maoshan, but Uncle Nine did not taboo Liao Wenjie was next to him, with his meaning, he did not take the initiative to invite Liao Wenjie to watch, and the other party had no choice but to peek at him.

"It's okay, you two use ink lines to bullet on the coffin, so that the body of Old Lady Ren can be sealed, even if he becomes a zombie, he has to lie obediently in the coffin."

The first half of the sentence is for Wencai and Qiusheng, and the second half of the sentence is for Liao Wenjie, he is trapped in the red dust and can't get out, and he doesn't dare to raise the ashes of the old lady Ren, but he won't sit back and watch the zombies harm people, this problem is not difficult for him.

"Yes, Master."

Wencai and Qiusheng picked up the ink fountain and honestly began to play around Ren Weiyong's coffin.

"Remember, everything must be played, and nothing should be missed."

"Don't worry, Master."

"We're okay with this little thing."

Liao Wenjie: "......"

Forgive him for speaking honestly when he was a child, the iron-beaten Qiusheng, and the flowing literary talent, these two bastards have not been pit their own master for a day or two, and they are not trustworthy.

In less than half a stick of incense, Wencai and Qiusheng flicked the entire coffin full of ink lines, at least on the surface, there was no problem.

"That's it."

"It's finally over!"

"Wait, who told you it's over?"

Liao Wenjie leaned against the door and glanced at the two of them with white eyes: "Uncle Nine went out to release the water, he said that you are unreliable, let me look at it when I left, you really didn't disappoint him." ”

"Brother Jie, how can you smear people's innocence out of thin air?"

"yes, it's over."

"Hmph, did the bottom of the coffin bounce?"

"Ah......h

"Hurry up, bounce the bottom of the coffin on. There is also the place where the bench is set up, I am watching here, and if I dare to leak a place, I will let the two blacks bite you. ”