Chapter 163: Bragging B, Who Wouldn't?
"No problem!"
As soon as the leading man's words were asked, the fat aunt immediately replied, without even symbolic hesitation.
The leading man's face was happy, and he hurriedly said, "I have eight hundred on me." ”
"Eight hundred? Who are you fooling? I offer 100,000 yuan, and you give 800? You often go under the overpass to buy things, right?"
"How do you know?"
The leading man was surprised, this was the deepest secret in his heart, and no one knew about it!
Hearing his answer, several other men looked at the leader man in surprise.
When you came, didn't you boast that you only went to the specialty store to buy things......?
People have a bit of a collapse!
However, this is not the time to discuss the character design, they are facing a group of vicious aunts, how can they be distracted?
But I saw the fat aunt sneering and said, "Why don't I know? The old lady goes to the overpass every once in a while to squat and look for target customers, ah no, just sit and watch the wind surge." She also offered 100,000 yuan and 800 counteroffers, telling you, your body, under the overpass, is only twenty-eight!"
"it!"
The leading man's eyes widened, anger and reluctance mixed in his eyes.
"It cost me a sixty-six!"
"Then you're pretty 6 too!" the fat aunt praised, but her face was full of mockery.
The leader suppressed his anger, and didn't care what others thought of him, but only looked at the others for help.
"Boss, I have six hundred and six. ”
"I have three hundred and eight on me. ”
"I have a hundred ......"
"I ...... I haven't eaten breakfast yet. ”
"I don't have any money on me, but I have eight cents in my QQ wallet, which I grabbed last night in the readership of Master Lu Dong, the author of the street. ”
"Knock on your door, bastard!"
The fat aunt scolded sarcastically, made eye contact with several other people, and then continued: "Okay, okay, take it all out, let's end this matter today, and walk for a snack in the future!"
When the leading man heard this, he took out his wallet with a bitter face.
Several other people took action, and even the eight-cent change was put into an aunt's QQ wallet.
"Auntie, we came by bus......"
The last man held the money and said with a sad face.
The fat aunt grabbed the money without care, and said, "Well, the young man is good, and the bus is environmentally friendly." But if I want to say, walking is better. However, if you can borrow money, your aunt can drive you back. ”
What else can a couple of men say?
They have long had nothing to say.
"Alright, alright, let's go, we have to wait for the next wave. ”
The fat aunt and the others got the money, and immediately waved their hands impatiently.
"Hey, okay, Auntie, let's go. ”
The leading man responded cautiously and waved his hand: "Let's go, let's look carefully in the community." ”
"Yes. ”
Several subordinates responded and were about to leave, but they saw the retired young man of a national football team arching his hand to the aunt and said: "Auntie, we are far away, and there will be ...... in the future."
"you!"
The fat aunt kicked out casually.
Originally, she didn't think that this kick used much force. But this kick kicked out, but kicked the young man to the ground, and he rolled several times in succession.
The four aunts were all shocked, but they heard the leading man wave his hand and said casually: "It's okay, it's okay, he's used to his profession, and he will fall when he moves." ”
The fat aunt breathed a sigh of relief and said with a smile: "Oh, I'll just say, this fall is quite professional, the national football team, right?"
Lead Man: "......"
A few minions: "......"
"Okay, okay, I'll just ask, why are you still serious!"
The aunt smiled, and when she saw that several people had unsightly faces, she continued: "Take care of it, don't let him really go down the wrong path." ”
The crowd was speechless.
That stupid fork has just returned to the right path from the crooked path, okay!
"Hurry up, get to work! there's no referee here!"
The leading man cried out in displeasure when he saw that the young man was still lying motionless on the ground.
According to the usual practice, as soon as he said that there was no referee, he immediately jumped up like a big living person.
Can be ...... today Why is there no movement?
No, I fell down before, no matter where I fell, I hugged my leg and shouted pain, and today I ...... Why don't you move?
The leading man realized that something was wrong, and hurriedly rushed forward, squatting down to see that the other party seemed to be unconscious.
He subconsciously reached out and probed his nose, causing him to sit on the ground in fright.
No breathing!
He's dead!
When several other people saw this, they panicked and stepped forward one after another.
Soon, it was determined that the young man was dead!
They all looked at the fat aunt, and their hearts had already set off a storm.
Kicking him to death with one kick is terrifying, isn't it?
"How...... What's wrong?"
When the fat aunt saw the other party's strange eyes, her heart suddenly burst and she stammered and asked.
The other three aunts also trembled.
It doesn't really kick people to death, does it?
All five of them have an idle machine, if another one is punished and banned, how can it be rectified?
is still the fat aunt the most decisive.
When the interruption continues, it will be disturbed!
The fat aunt waved her hand and shouted, "Run!
The next moment, in the surprised eyes of everyone, the four aunts ran away quickly in four directions. In the blink of an eye, it was gone.
"Both...... They are all masters. ”
"Good...... Horror!"
"This community, it's fake, right?"
"Boss, what should I do...... Do you want to catch up and take it back to the company for review?"
As soon as he said this, he jumped up from the ground and slapped the man on the head.
"Catch your sister, catch it, can we beat it?"
"Yes...... But how can we explain that our people are dead?" the man asked again.
But he saw that the leading man glanced at the young man who was already cold, and sighed: "Alas, he has experienced strong winds and waves, avoided countless feet, and fallen countless times, after all, it is the feet of others. It's also considered ...... Die a well-deserved death. Lift him up, and let's take him back and bury him properly. As for today......"
The leading man glanced at a few people and said in a deep voice: "No one is allowed to say anything about today's incident, especially the matter of Lao Tzu buying things under the overpass! Go back and tell the boss that the news is wrong." We searched the neighborhood and couldn't find a blue Aston Martin!
"I heard you!"
The four of them responded in unison, attracting the attention of residents passing by.
The leading man glanced at the direction of the fat aunt's escape with some horror, and hurriedly urged: "Hurry up, this community is a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger, and Lao Tzu will never come again in the future!"
"That's it!"
"It's crazy!"
"I'm almost scared to pee, okay!"
"You're almost, I'm ...... I'm already peeing. ”
A certain man looked down weakly at his feet, and the water was dripping and dripping.
Several people looked at him sympathetically, and no one laughed at him.
When they hurriedly carried the young man out of the community, Ye Beichen walked out of a bush.
Patting the dust on his body, Ye Beichen couldn't help but exclaim: "Micro curse technique, it's a cow! Mom doesn't have to worry about my safety anymore!"