Twelve o'clock in the morning.

The Himalayas are vast and long, the silver peaks under the canopy are snow-colored, the glaciers are as transparent as glass, the majestic snow-capped mountains are straight into the sky, and under the bright moonlight, the members of the health brigade running on them are particularly small.

Lu Ziqiao is the lowest cultivation among the people, although the plateau rush of such intensity is physically bearable, but mentally it is inevitable that he is a little tired, so after looking around, he is ready to find a target to chat and relieve his boredom.

So Lu Laobu slowed down a little, came to the end of the team, raised his hand and patted the shoulder of a certain "Zhuge Meng" who was about 1.8 meters tall:

"Oops~ Don't be tense, sticking out your head is also a knife and shrinking your head is also a knife, these women in our love apartment are crazy, the more you resist them, the more excited they are, and the more excited you are, the more they like you."

"Really?" The one-meter-eight "Zhuge Meng" spit out a hoarse and thick voice from his mouth.

"Of course it's true! Believe me, if you take the initiative to put on women's clothes and hang out in front of them a few more times, when they know that you are completely out of care, they will naturally have no interest in playing you again. ”

"How? Still...... Do you have to take the initiative to wear women's clothes again? Brother Lu, is there any other solution that is a little more decent? ”

"Whew~ You can't think so!"

Lu Ziqiao stretched out his hand to hook the shoulder of "Zhuge Meng", and persuaded him earnestly: "Brother~ Everyone in society will inevitably have a time to eat X."

Remember, it's okay to eat X, just don't chew it, life is like Boss Meng's hurtful mouth, you never know who will be unlucky next, carry this paragraph, it will always pass. ”

I don't know why, after listening to Lu Ziqiao's enlightenment, "Zhuge Meng"'s autism seems to be getting more and more serious, I saw "she" pull her collar, cover her face more tightly, and stared blankly with a pair of dead fish eyes, never saying a word again.

"Alas~ After all, it's still a young man, ......" sighed in a low voice, Lu Laobu shrugged his shoulders slightly, and was just about to change his goal to continue to relieve his boredom, but saw Hu Yifei at the front of the team suddenly raise his fist high.

Seeing the signal, everyone stopped together.

At the same time, Zhuge Dali's voice also came from everyone's radio headset: "At eleven o'clock in front, a thousand meters away is the target's hiding place, ready to attack according to the original plan, everyone will go all out, and if you can catch it in one net, don't choose a fierce battle." ”

Everyone was just about to nod in agreement, but Hu Yifei next to him spoke: "Wait! At nine o'clock, two kilometers away, there were eighteen more caloric reactions, thirteen on one side and five on the other, presumably from two different camps, whose goals seemed to be the same as ours. ”

Hearing this, everyone was shocked, but then secretly relieved.

Since the people who came were from two different camps, if nothing else, the five-person team should be Meng Lang and Zhuge Yan, and with those few people in the way, there should be no need to worry about encountering unplanned trouble.

Sure enough, in the sight of everyone's infrared telescopes, the two teams of centaurs not far away had already met......

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At this point, let's turn the camera to the other side.

The bearded Ah San trudged clumsily through the snow with one foot deep and one foot shallow, and scolded in a mouth full of curry-flavored English: "Rahul, you promised me to come earlier, because everyone has to travel at night." ”

The handsome man sat cross-legged on a huge lotus seat with a three-color shimmer, floating in the front of the air, snorting lightly when he heard the words, and said coldly without looking back:

"Shut up Ronnie, if you have the strength to complain, save yourself and prepare for the battle, this time it's not that simple.

The future Buddha sent down an oracle saying that Ruan had encountered an unsolvable crisis...... I've seen Ruan's strength, it's very strong, even my waste teacher may not be able to beat him, and the trouble that he can't handle is not something that can be settled casually. ”

"Afraid of what? The brave and fearless porcelain toucher is omnipotent! Don't say anything about others, Rahul, haven't you already surpassed your teacher?

Even if you can't bear it, don't we still have Pya here? In a place like Kanchenjunga, not even a Buddha can defeat her, right? ”

As he spoke, the bearded Ronnie glanced at the barefoot woman wearing a veil not far behind him, and there was a faint look of fear in his pupils.

He was not afraid, but he saw that the woman named Viya did not know what she had done, and when she walked barefoot on the snow, not only did she not leave the slightest footprint on the snow, but even faintly formed a crystal clear narrow ice path where she passed, and there was a bitter chill far beyond the surrounding environment.

The short man Rahul was just about to reprimand something more, when suddenly he felt a pause on the lotus platform under his seat, and then a flower appeared in front of him, and a figure suddenly appeared in front of him.

Meng Mou, who was dressed in a suit and leather shoes, appeared in front of the search team of the Ancient Buddha Holy Land like a bubble, with a playful smile on the corner of his mouth: "Hello to all the little deflated calves who touch the porcelain country~"

Rahul, who was in front, frowned and looked at Shuaibi who was suddenly blocking in front of him and others, and asked vigilantly, "Who are you?" Why are you here？ ”

Meng Lang was unmoved by the little man's words, and still smiled and said in Chinese with a straight voice: "Friendly reminder, the construction ahead, this road is not passable." ”

Biya looked at Meng without saying a word, and suddenly her pupils shrank when she saw that the other party was not stuck in the snow, "Are you ......?"

The quick-tempered bearded Ronnie couldn't understand what Meng Lang was saying, so he stopped Biya, who was trying to switch to Chinese to ask, and farted with his thick curry-flavored mouth: "Hei dude!" Don't pull any shenanigan on me. Can you speak English？ ”

The noisy noise came into his ears, Meng Lang impatiently glanced at the bearded Ah San opposite, raised his hand and pointed at it casually, and said in an unhappy tone: "I refuse to communicate with monkeys, and I can speak human words instead." ”

Ronnie only felt a very fast Qi coming to his chest, and he didn't dare to be careless, so he hurriedly raised his hand and spilled a large amount of pale yellow liquid from a small bottle, forming a water curtain in front of him.

"Poof." The sound sounded like a stone entering the water, and Meng Lang's Yang finger force stirred up endless ripples in the water curtain.

"Huh? This is the means of Western alchemy? It's kind of meaning...... it! Meng Lang, who was just about to tease him, vaguely smelled a pungent smell that the cold wind of the snowy mountains could not hide, and hurriedly jumped more than ten meters after jumping, while holding his breath.

'These Ah San Ke really good mothers can play, and they don't finish drinking cow urine all day long, and they dare to use it for alchemy? Is this a rhythm that can't beat you and you're going to be disgusted to death? ’

Meng Lang's face showed disgust, and hundreds of ice crystal long swords floated behind him in his left hand, and then he didn't even bother to look at the bearded Ah San on the opposite side, and shook his sword finger in the general direction, ten thousand people pierced the clouds!

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PS: First update.

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