In other words, this old monk is really anxious, not only does he not use the word Lao Gong on his mouth, but he also barks at the black bear.

The two of them keep fighting, you come and go, and they don't let each other. One smashed half of the wall by brute force, and the other shattered half of the tiled house with internal force.

The autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves, and the two of them swept the house, and the one that hit was called a hard core. From the beginning of your move, I made a move, to the later ruffian-style fight. The transition in the middle and the mixed scolding make people feel no sense of disobedience.

In the end, when the old man from before finished drinking and paying the bill, he saw that he had collected a fake money, so he ran to the top of the mountain to settle the account with the black bear. As a result, when I came with black smoke, I saw the Meiqian Temple that had been smashed by the demolition office. Seeing the endless posture of the two of them, Lao Dao didn't care about asking for money, so he hurriedly got down from the flying sword to persuade him to fight.

"Oops, don't fight anymore, don't fight anymore! I want to go to the dance studio to fight...... Hey, that's not right...... In short, don't fight!! Stop! ”

Saying that, he snatched the brick from the old monk's hand: "Don't fight, he's a back anyway, you let him go!" ”

"What am I going to do! I don't know what this guy says about me! You give me back the bricks, I'll take out this old bone and fight with this little calf today!! ”

"Oops......" Before the Taoist priest could finish his sigh, the black bear rushed over with an iron rod in the back.

It was a half-discarded water pipe that he had just unloaded from behind. It's pretty easy to pick up. Wielding it, the wind is like a golden hoop stick.

"Daddy Taoist, don't get in the way here! Get out of the way! Otherwise, I'll hit you, I don't care! The black bear shouted, and then a stick slammed it over.

The old Taoist priest was startled and hurriedly pulled the monk to dodge together.

"Ah, young people, don't be too anxious! The abbot is old, you let him go! By the way, aren't you here to apprentice? Even if we don't succeed, we won't use knives and guns! ”

"I didn't use a knife or a gun."

"It's not right to dance with a knife and a stick! What if one of you kills the abbot?! ”

Hearing this, the black bear was happy, he was laughed at angrily, he pointed to the abbot, and asked, "Just this force, can you still die?" I'm afraid that if I am in the ground, he will live well! After all, it stinks for a thousand years! ”

"Don't scold, don't scold! Let's talk about things, okay? If you two want to do this again, I'll go down the mountain and find the police." The two of them are crazy, fighting and playing in the mountains......"

"Who played with him? We're the real deal! The black bear retorted: "In addition, you are also responsible for this matter, and you didn't tell me before I came, this temple is like this!" Can I count you as a consumer fraud? ”

These words made the old Taoist priest stunned, why are he still touching porcelain? He's just a taxi runner, just two trips back and forth, why does this kid still have to lie to himself for 200?

"How did I deceive you? You said you wanted to come to the mountain, I pulled you to the mountain, you said you wanted to find the Buddhist temple, I sent you to the door accurately. As for the situation in the temple, why didn't you ask me? ”

“…… While what you're saying makes a lot of sense, I still have to say that you're definitely joining forces to deceive consumers. ”

"What do you like to think? In short, the money will not be refunded after receiving it...... Hey, no, when you say that, I remembered that I came to ask for an account this time! Black bear, you gave me counterfeit money! ”

"The goods have been sold and will not be returned." The black bear shrugged helplessly, pointed in the direction of Nunu, and then said: "Or if you want money, you can get this old dead man away!" Are there any other temples or something? How far away can I be. Anyway, I don't want to call Master to such a person. ”

Looking at the resolute appearance of the black bear in front of him, the old Taoist priest was also a little stunned, and he looked at the monk next to him.

"Why are you messing with people? Half a day in less than two people to fight like this. Did you rob someone's daughter-in-law, or did he cuckold you? ”

"God, I'll cuckold him, can I buckle it?" Next to the black bear, he answered angrily.

Then the two of you and I made up for what had just happened.

The old Taoist priest reasoned out the relationship, and it took a long time before he barely understood.

"To put it bluntly, one of you wants to apprentice, and the other doesn't want to accept apprentices, right? That's not easy to say, little black bear, you come with me, I'll take apprentices, and the tuition is cheaper than him. Just help me with the work! ”

But I didn't expect that as soon as I said this, I got the absolute denial of the black bear.

"What to learn from you? Old? Learn not to wash your feet? Learn to run all over the ground with a flying sword??? I don't want to ride this thing around with you every day. Are you all cheaters? It's not ......"

"A pit man of a cultural person, can it be called a pit man? That's called the education of love! Aren't we also teaching a lesson to those young people who have not been in the world? If it weren't for people like us, where would you go to find negative textbooks? ”

"What you say is so reasonable, I can't refute it......"

The old Taoist priest turned his head and just wanted to lean against a tree over there, but then stopped. No way, just now he didn't notice that half of the tree he often leaned on was broken, and now he can only barely survive on the root system.

There are many trees like this around us, half of which were broken by internal forces, and the other half by the brute force of black bears.

Fortunately, there are not any precious flowers planted here, otherwise this fight would have been painful to death. Don't talk too much, you won't let go of the branches.

"You two are really evil, not to mention how many flowers and plants you trampled on, just say that these trees have done great evil growing around this temple."

"Besides, little black bear, you have come up to cheat and cheat from the liar, do you think you still have a choice? Besides, we're not as bad as you think, and we don't do anything hurtful, so we're at most robbing the rich and helping the poor. People don't buy and sell, right? If you want to be sincere, you can go with me, it just so happens that there is a shortage of labor force on my side, so you can follow me to practice, get the Tao, and make a name for yourself. You don't have to point to this one, right? You can't give up other theories just because you have a bald piece on the back of your head! In this era of great development, our Taoism also needs inheritors! ”

“…… I'm pondering......"

Indeed, this also makes sense, the black bear thinks about it carefully, it seems that he does not have to worship under the Buddhism, especially since there are so many taboo matters in this Buddhism, such as not drinking, not eating meat, and not chatting with the young ladies and doing shameful things.

Thinking about it this way, it seems that Taoism is a little freer......

However, the old monk next to him came back to his senses, and from the beginning he felt as if something was wrong? Where exactly? He couldn't tell, but just a second ago, he seemed to suddenly realize something. So he said:

"Eh, isn't it? I suddenly reacted, you came here to dig into my corner, right? ”