2080 Jokes
A young man in a straight suit and a golden collar pin pinned to his chest, with an attendant with obvious dog-leg attributes behind him, entered through the entrance with his head held high, and when he saw Alice sitting, his eyes lit up, and he strode over and sat down across the table.
"Hi Alice, so you're really here." The young man pursed his lips and smiled, "I don't really believe them when they told me that you went to the restaurant. ”
Alice looked up at the person who came, and her expression became cold: "Shuke, what are you from the West 1st District doing in our West 2nd District?" ”
"Haha, why are we so distant, aren't we all colleagues who belong to the same ventilator group?" The young man known as Shuke no longer pursed his lips and turned to a toothy smile: "I originally came here to discuss business with the Jin family, but I didn't expect them to get into trouble, and I didn't want to come over to see you in vain." ”
"The Jin family?!" Alice's tone even began to cool down at this time: "What business are you talking to the Jin family about?" Have you started to rob my customers in the West 1st District? ”
"Haha." Shuke laughed happily a few times again, and said proudly: "Don't be nervous, don't be nervous, I don't want to rob the customers of the beautiful Alice, I'm here to buy cigars from them." ”
As soon as she heard the cigar, Alice's eyes lit up, and then quickly dimmed, muttering: "Their cigars are shared among the big people in the major gathering places, I can't buy them so close, you will probably be disappointed when you come all the way." ”
"Hahaha!" Shuke took out a card from his bosom and said mysteriously: "I will talk nonsense about things that I am not sure of?" Guess what it is? ”
Without waiting for Alice to speak, he opened the card, revealed the answer himself, and read the words on the card: "Honored guests, I sincerely invite you to visit this year's cigar in-house tasting, thank you always, and the Jin family respectfully." ”
Alice's eyes widened in disbelief, carefully picked up the card that Shu Ke had placed on the table at random after reading it, carefully read each line, especially the two bronzing words "Shu Ke", and said in disbelief: "The Jin family's cigar invitation letter, how can you have it?" ”
"Haha!" Shuke, who must laugh twice before he speaks, looked smug: "For elites like me who have maintained sales champions for many years, the headquarters will naturally have preferential treatment, which is the invitation quota that the headquarters has specially won for me this year in order to reward my good work performance." ”
Hearing this, Alice put down the card melancholy, and said with envy: "With your performance, this is indeed what you deserve." ”
"Haha." When Shuke saw her delicate and lovely appearance, his heart was itching, and he climbed up the pole: "It's not good!" If it weren't for the war on the Kim family, I would have been sitting in their VIP room by now, leisurely sipping their annual limited-edition fruit cigars, not to mention the taste. ”
Alice glanced at him in displeasure and did not speak.
"Haha!" Shuke smiled: "Actually, you don't have to be like this, as long as you open your mouth, my cigar will be given to you." ”
Seeing that she was still silent, Shuke put away his smile and stood up, walked to her side, lowered his body, looked at the gap that appeared from the collar as she lay on the table, and whispered: "I heard that you brought an unknown person to the company, lied about a big order, and asked that person to beat Hunter." ”
Alice's shoulders trembled slightly.
So close, Shuk could even smell the faint fragrance wafting from her, this subtle reaction naturally couldn't escape his eyes, he controlled his excitement, and said in a somewhat fluctuating voice: "I want to say, good job little Alice!" Hunter, that old fellow, I don't like him either. But in this way, it seems that you are in a lot of trouble. ”
"Don't worry about it!" Alice grunted irritably.
"How can it not be done?" Shuke leaned lower, leaned close to her ear and whispered: "With my performance, the headquarters will definitely promote my position in a while, and I will also be the branch manager at that time, and then I will take the initiative to apply for transfer to the West 2nd District and help you kick out that old guy, how good do you think?" He said as he gently put his hand on Alice's shoulder: "What Hunter can give you, I can too, and I'm much younger than him... ”
Alice shook off his palm vigorously, stood up and said coldly, "Get away and don't bother me!" ”
Shu Ke didn't give up, and wanted to say more, but there was a cough behind him, and Li He carried a black garbage bag, passed through Shu Ke and his dog's legs, and squeezed to Alice's side.
Alice happily grabbed Li He's wrist and said, "You've finally come out in half an hour, let's go quickly." ”
Li He said apologetically: "I'm sorry to keep you waiting, you can eat." ”
Alice said anxiously: "Next time I will invite you to eat, get out of here first!" ”
"I'm too hungry to walk." Li He smiled bitterly, he couldn't walk, he was hungry, and he had no face to mention after squatting for a long time.
Seeing that the two were chatting as if no one was around, Shuke's face was a little ugly, and he interjected and asked Alice, "Who is this?" ”
Alice smoothed the ends of her hair unnaturally and said, "It's my friend, I forgot the time to chat, so I invited him to dinner." ”
"Oh, friend." Shu Ke looked Li He's clothes up and down, and said to him with a smile: "This friend, do you know that it is very ungentlemanly to interrupt the conversation between an excellent elite and a beautiful lady?" ”
Li He thought for a while, nodded and said, "I think so too, so you may have to wait until we finish eating and chatting." ”
After speaking, Shuke, who was still in a daze and thinking about the meaning, turned his head to Alice and said, "Let's go, let's hurry up and eat." ”
Alice understood the meaning of Li He's words with a flexible mind, pursed her lips and snorted, and then compromised: "Okay, then you have to eat quickly." ”
It wasn't until the two of them left their positions and went to the chef's desk in the restaurant to prepare an order that Shu Ke could react, and a volcano instantly rose in his heart: "The elite I xxx said is... Good, good! ”
He led the dogleg to the chef's table a few steps, and said to the person in charge who was waiting for an order inside: "Hey Oun, long time no see!" ”
The head of the restaurant and chef Orn saw Shuk and responded enthusiastically: "Oh Shuke, how come you busy man have time to play with me today?" The bottle of wine you brought me last time was awesome, and I was reluctant to let go of it, so I couldn't help but pour a small glass to relieve my cravings. ”
"Haha!" Shu Ke smiled before he could say anything, and waved his hand: "It's just a bottle of Waras small seed brandy, don't be so economical, I didn't bring it in a hurry today, and I will send someone to bring you another bottle when I go back." ”
"Ah, thank you so much!" Ou En looked very happy, and said generously: "Whatever you want to eat, I'll treat you!" ”
"Haha." Shuk smiled and said, "You don't need to eat, I'm here to visit Alice." His gaze turned to Li He: "It's just that some people don't seem to know how to be polite." ”
Ou En was stunned for a moment, quickly understood what he meant, turned to Li He and said expressionlessly: "This man, this is the staff restaurant, and I don't seem to have seen you before, are you a new employee?" ”
Li He asked, "Isn't it that employees can't eat here?" ”
Ou En said lightly: "That's not it, but the price will be a little more expensive." ”
"I'm an employee, and I'm paying for it." Alice took out her staff badge and was as proud as a white swan.
Shu Ke smiled at Li He next to him: "Hiding behind a lady doesn't look like a gentleman's behavior. ”
Alice grabbed Li He's wrist and said, "Ignore him, let's concentrate on eating." Before the words fell, her hand was broken free by Li He, and she hurriedly said: "Wealth!" ”
Li He looked at Shu Ke and said, "I actually don't understand people like you, where does the sense of superiority come from that makes you always feel superior?" ”
"Haha!" Shu Ke laughed as usual, pointed at Li He and said, "Just because I am an elite, and you are not." ”
"Oh, how elitist?" The corners of Li He's mouth hung into a half-smile.
"I think it's more objective for Alice to answer this question." Shuke raised his head, proud as a toad.
Li He's eyes turned to Alice, the girl bit her lip and couldn't speak, but finally frowned and reluctantly admitted: "He is the top sales elite in the entire ventilator group, and in the statistics of major regions, his West 1st District has maintained the sales champion for many years, selling an average of thousands of ventilators every year." ”
"A thousand pairs a year?" Li He seemed not to believe what he had heard, and reconfirmed.
Alice was silent.
Shuck proudly adds: "That's an average of 1,000 pairs a year!" ”
Li He nodded and said, "Understand, that's it, then you can really ignore it." He turned around and began to order: "What kind of meat is this barbecue?" Forget about the meat, give me five portions first. ”
The person in charge, Ou En, knocked on the table with a dinner clip in his hand, and said expressionlessly: "Who pays for the five barbecues?" ”
"I'm coming!" Alice handed over her employee card, but was stopped in the air by Li He.
Li He said to her: "I'll come this time, if you want to have a treat, wait until your business is completed, and then invite me to a big dinner." ”
"What big order?" Alice's eyes widened: "You're still talking about just now... Hey, don't make trouble, don't be kidding, I'm scared to death! ”
Shu Ke next to him seemed to have been slow to react all the time, and it wasn't until this moment that he realized what Li He said just now, and his eyes widened: "What did you just say?" So little? Are you xxx kidding? A thousand and a thousand ventilators! This is equivalent to the sales of nearly 50 full energy crystals that I contribute to the group every year! 50 full energy crystals! You've never seen so much money in your life, right? ”
No one paid any attention to him.
The two people who ordered the food in front of them rushed to pay for it.
Ou En smiled coldly and said: "Don't fight, one piece of barbecue has 1 point of energy, five portions of barbecue meat 5 points, pay the bill first and then serve the food." ”
Alice was stunned and said incredulously, "Orn, are you crazy?" I eat here every day, where can I have a barbecue with 1 energy? ”
"Today's barbecue is special." Orn said.
"What's so special? Grilled dragon meat? ”
After all, cooking is not a very mental job, and Orn was a little short of words for a while, but after thinking hard, he said, "It's very delicious!" ”