Chapter 103: There is no way
"Distinguished guests, hurry up and take a seat!" the snake spirit raised his lotus root arm lightly, giggling and inviting Zhang Yuan and the others to sit down. That demeanor was simply upside down, but the barbarian vine sitting next to the snake spirit pouted to the side very unexpectedly.
Zhang Yuan and the three of them sat down, and before their buttocks were hot, they heard the barbarian vine at the top say: "Barbarian, didn't I let you leave, how can you send it back to others in a good way, you can't be angry with me."
The brute was speechless for a long time, he wanted to say that he didn't want to come, it was Zhang Yuan and Moon Rose who forced him to come, but he didn't dare to say that with the snake spirit and this group of monsters.
If the snake spirits knew that the barbarian bones were related to the war between Qin and Han, they would have to swallow them in one bite, and these sub-monsters would not want to step into the whirlpool of the war between the two countries for no reason.
"Husband, don't blame our little brother-in-law, I think he also missed you and came back to see us" In the face of the brute bones, the snake spirit said to help, and he regarded himself and the barbarian vine as a family.
Unable to speak, Mando grabbed the wine glass on the table and poured it into his mouth. He stood up, threw his glass on the floor, and shook his sleeves away.
The snake spirit frowned slightly when he looked at the barbarian vine who was acting like this, but he quickly recovered, and said to Zhang Yuan and the others with a smile: "Don't blame a few distinguished guests, please eat and drink to your heart's content."
Zhang Yuan was dumbfounded, he didn't expect this guy to be so faceless in front of everyone. The snake spirit didn't attack at all, is this really the existence of the king among the many demons?
Zhang Yuan and the others tasted the food on the stone table, and they all grinned. Because these things are so unpalatable, they are all half-cooked when they are all distributed. I don't know if it's the monsters, it's the taste, or the chef in the cave.
"What's the matter, isn't this food to the taste of a few people?" the snake spirit asked, looking at the wonderful appearance of the few people after tasting the food.
Zhang Yuan: "It's not that the king's wine and food are bad, but that we humans are used to eating cooked food, and we are not used to eating this kind of half-cooked thing."
"If I'm right, your husband won't have much to eat in your cave!" There is a saying among us humans that 'if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first catch his stomach', and the king should put more effort into this."
When the snake spirit heard this, his eyes rolled in his sockets, and he said very happily: "So that's the case, I thought that my grandson was not used to staying in the cave for a while and a half and rarely ate, it turned out that this food was not ready!
Zhang Yuan: "Of course you can, I believe that for a person like the king, who is smart enough to learn it, it will be appropriate to capture the heart of the barbarian vine when the time comes."
The snake spirit covered her mouth and giggled, and said, "We've been talking for so long, and we still don't know the name of your guest."
Zhang Yuan: "My name is Zhang Yuan, if the king looks up to me, just call me a little brother"
The snake spirit nodded and said, "Little brother is polite"
Then the snake spirit came down from the main seat, came to the ground and said to Zhang Yuan and the others: "Today's banquet is really slacking off a few people, and there is nothing else to entertain in this cave, so I will dance a set of swordsmanship here for a few people to appreciate, okay?"
After speaking, the snake spirit didn't wait for Zhang Yuan and the others to answer, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a jade Ruyi flew into the snake spirit's hand.
"Ruyi, according to my heart, quickly manifest and change!" the snake spirit held Yu Ruyi and recited such a mantra. Jade Ruyi responded and turned into a steel sword.
The serpent spirit danced the steel sword beautifully, like a beautiful woman dancing. And without losing its sword intent.
When the snake spirit dances the sword, it falls on the ground like a little raindrop. Sometimes fast and sometimes slow, like the rhythm of large and small pearls falling on a jade plate.
Even later, everyone hallucinated, sometimes in the sea of fire, sometimes in the river. It's bizarre.
After the snake spirit danced with a set of sword techniques, whether it was a group of monsters such as the golden toad, or Zhang Yuan, they were all addicted. Even Moon Rose, who had been using a sword, said: "The sword technique of the Snake Spirit King has entered the realm of transformation."
Zi Yi, who was hiding in the alien space of Zhang Yuan's body, also said to Zhang Yuan: "Be careful of the snake spirit, her sword has entered the Dao, and her dance is not bad."
Zhang Yuan's heart suddenly suddenly, no wonder the brute said that the snake spirit is very strong, it seems that it is really not something that ordinary people can deal with. It's really not a simple matter to get rid of the vines.
"The beauty of the king's sword dance is wonderful, presumably if you have children with the barbarian vine in the future, you can also inherit your talent and beauty" Zhang Yuan's compliments for the snake spirit span a lot, and even the children who have no snake spirit are praised.
When the snake spirit heard this, instead of being very happy, his face was a little unsightly.
After a while, he said: "Little brother doesn't know, although I married Manteng, but this guy didn't live or die with me into the cave room, so the child is still gone?"
Zhang Yuan's eyes lit up when he heard this, and there seemed to be something going on here! I saw him slap the table, and the whole person stood up.
"How can it be that the king is with the barbarian vine regardless of the eyes of the world. It's okay if this guy doesn't appreciate it, since they are all married and have different rooms, this can't be justified. If the king can trust me, I am willing to persuade the barbarian vine to have sex with you."
The snake spirit was overjoyed when he heard this, and said: "If the little brother can convince his grandson for Qingping, you will be my benefactor, if there is anything in the future, just look for me."
The snake spirit immediately arranged for the golden toad to lead Zhang Yuan and a few people to find the barbarian vine.
Halfway through, the eyes on the golden toad's head looked at Zhang Yuan like stars. made Zhang Yuan quite uncomfortable, after all, he was stared at by a toad, and he couldn't feel at ease if he wanted to.
Zhang Yuan: "General Jin, if you have anything to say, why are you staring at me?"
Golden Toad: "Zhang Yuan, I really admire you so much, I didn't expect you to be so pleased with the king not long after you first met him." How did you do it, can you teach me"
The corners of Zhang Yuan's mouth twitched when he heard this, this golden toad really can't speak! What does it mean to please the snake spirit so much, could it be that he is still the face of the snake essence.
Therefore, Zhang Yuan didn't give Jin Toad any good anger, and said directly: "General Jin, my kung fu is not something that can be learned overnight, and besides, I don't think you are the one who learns this."
The golden toad rubbed his head with the back of the golden knife, as if he didn't understand well, and asked Zhang Yuan, "Why am I not suitable for studying?"
Zhang Yuan pointed to his head and said, "If there is something wrong here, it is a hard injury, and even a panacea cannot cure it."
The golden toad rubbed his head with the back of the knife again, as if he still didn't understand, while Moon Rose and Brute Bone were secretly laughing.
Although the golden toad has a bad head, his hearing is very keen, and the snickering of the Moon Rose and the brute bone naturally did not escape his ears. His face flushed with shame.
A few people quickly found the barbarian vine, and at this time, the barbarian vine was half-lying on the ground holding a wine jar, and poured it into his stomach with a clatter. After a few people approached, they smelled the smell of wine all over their bodies, which was very pungent.
"Big brother, why do you drink so much wine?" asked the brute, reaching out to help the brute vine up.
The brute vine pushed the brute bone away, and poured a few more sips. He put the wine jar on the ground heavily, burped and said, "I sold myself to the snake spirit as my husband to let you leave, why did you come back?"
Brute: "Big brother, it's not that I want to come back, didn't you see that there were two other people who came with me?"
Although he didn't say it explicitly, the meaning was very clear, it was Zhang Yuan and Moon Rose who forced him to come. Manteng is also an extremely intelligent person, so he naturally understands it.
Manteng couldn't help but glance at Zhang Yuan when he heard it, he didn't expect that there was someone rushing to deliver food to the monster cave, he was really not afraid of death!
"Why do you have to force my brother to come back?"
Zhang Yuan didn't reply to the barbarian vine immediately, but turned to the golden toad and said, "General Jin, please avoid it for a while."
The golden toad blinked his eyes twice in a daze, and asked suspiciously, "Why?"
Zhang Yuan was very speechless, so he had to say in a different way: "General Jin, you see that the barbarian vine is now pouring wine from time to time, and his head doesn't know if he is sober or not, what if he sees you for a long time and tells King Qingping that he wants to eat golden toad meat?"
When the golden toad heard this, he immediately took a few steps back and said, "Zhang Yuan, I seem to have something to do, so I'll leave first, and then you can go to the main hall to find me." It's the place where the king gave you a banquet just now."
didn't wait for Zhang Yuan to react, turned around and left, for fear of letting him stay again.
Seeing that the golden toad finally walked away, Zhang Yuanfang gave a salute to the barbarian vine. He said: "The two of us are the envoys of the Han Kingdom, and we are here to rescue you."
Moon Rose also said: "That's right, I am the main envoy this time, you must have heard that the envoy is a female general"
After listening to the self-introduction of the two, after Manteng asked Mangu for confirmation, instead of being much excited, he was depressed for a while.
"You are the envoys of the Han Kingdom, you should know that the task is the most important, and I have already handed over the things to the brute, why do you want to come back to me?"
Moon Rose: "Brother Dao, I think you were negligent at the time! When you handed over things to Brother Ling, you didn't give him how to use them, and it won't make much difference if we take them back!"
Manteng: "But that drop of blood doesn't need any way to use it at all! When I get to Yongcheng, naturally someone will know how to use it, if there is really any way to use it, how can I forget to explain."
"Okay now, you guys are stunned and break in, it's hard to get out"
Zhang Yuan and Moon Rose looked surprised, making a fuss, and the two of them forced the brute bones to run to the fairy cave, and they didn't use it at all after a long time.