Chapter 202: The Usefulness of the Beard
Agent Coulson stood at the entrance of the alley, stunned as Batman squeaked and screamed at the vampire who had slipped through the net. It wasn't as bad as it was when this guy was shot before.
Agent Coulson and the field agents behind him were stunned, and they didn't know whether to hold Batman or wait for Batman to get angry.
Listening to the tone of the catwoman next to him, this Batman master's temper is not small.
Steve grabbed the vampire's hair and pressed it face down to the ground, looked up at the heavily armed Coulson, grinned, and punched the vampire's cervical vertebrae, and the vampire's strong cervical vertebrae made a "click" crack!
Coulson They involuntarily touched their necks, looked at the vampire who used their limbs together, and painfully grabbed deep marks on the ground, and sighed sympathetically, What do you say you are running? How good it is to work honestly with us, so where will you meet this kind of living Hades dressed as Batman.
Seeing that Steve was going to continue to be violent, Coulson couldn't help but take a step forward, spread his hands to show that he had no malicious intentions, and said loudly: "Mr. Batman, can you hand over this Mr. Vampire to us to deal with?" He's our hunt, but it's only useful if he's alive! ”
Steve pressed his knee against the vampire's back, grabbed both of the vampire's wrists with one hand, looked at Coulson, and asked in a deep voice, "Who are you?" ”
Coulson put a friendly smile on his face and said, "My name is Phil?" Coulson, we're S.H.I.E.L.D. people, and we're specifically responsible for dealing with this weird stuff. Can you leave it to us? Looks like there's nothing you can do with it right now! ”
Steve heard Coulson's self-introduction and looked at him a little strangely, after all, he was also the one who almost entered S.H.I.E.L.D., and he still knew a little about S.H.I.E.L.D.
At this time, he punched the back of the vampire's head, almost denting the back of its head.
Steve looked at Coulson and smiled and said, "You've got to prove your identity, and then you can take it with you." By the way, it's best for vampires to die, and if you can't, I have a friend who will be happy to help. You'd better stop, that friend of mine knows your director! ”
Coulson smiled bitterly, why does a transvestite freak come out casually now, and dare to shout that he knows our director? Nick? When did Director Fury become so casual?
Coulson looked at Steve with a bitter face and asked, "Who is your friend?" You can tell me, maybe I know me too. ”
Steve thought for a moment and felt that Alvin was not someone who needed to be kept secret, so he said, "Alvin, the principal of Hell's Kitchen Community School, Alvin?" Ye, I also know a department head of S.H.I.E.L.D., his name is Russell.
Man, now is the time for you to prove yourself. ”
Coulson now has a headache when he hears Alvin's name, this guy is a stain on his duty career, but in order to get today's things done, he still slowly took out his mobile phone and called Alvin.
The hapless vampire felt like he was dying, and in his plan, the vampire had better be alive.
After the phone was connected, Coulson approached Steve a little closer, turned on the speakerphone and said into the phone, "Hello, Alvin, sorry to bother you so late, can you do me a favor?" ”
Alvin on the other end of the phone said with a smile: "Of course, if you solve my problem today, I can solve the problem for you, but don't be too difficult!" ”
Coulson glanced at Steve, who was obviously relaxed when he heard Alvin's voice, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "It's very simple, I have a Mr. Batman here, he said that he knows you, you just need to prove my identity to him." ”
Alvin on the other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said, "Of course it's fine, but seriously man, you really don't know him?" ”
Coulson was stunned for a moment, carefully looked at Steve's masked face, and then said, "What's wrong?" Should I know him? ”
Alvin on the other end of the phone smiled and gasped, and said, "It's okay, everyone has a time when they are blind, do you need me to tell him?" ”
Coulson glanced at Steve, who shook his head at him, and said into his phone, "It doesn't look like it's needed, thank you, Alvin!" ”
Coulson, who hung up the phone after speaking, looked at Steve and asked with some confusion, "Can you know who you are?" There's no Batman among Alvin's friends! ”
Steve laughed, and instead of answering Coulson's words, he beckoned the field agents behind Coulson to come over, and he was willing to leave the vampire to them.
I didn't bring any equipment with me today, and it would take a bit of effort to kill this vampire, and it would also delay time, so there wasn't much left of the night!
After a few field agents took over the hapless vampire, Steve stood up, smiled at Coulson, and said, "It's time for me to leave, I have important things to do, goodbye!" ”
After saying that, Steve turned around and got on the motorcycle, and sped away with a confused April!
Coulson glanced at the miserable vampire and breathed a sigh of relief, today's mission was completed.
But thinking of the Batman who was far away, Coulson really couldn't remember which of Alvin's friends was this Batman, and finally couldn't restrain his curiosity, Coulson called Alvin again.
The phone was connected, and Alvin's voice rang out, "Agent Coulson, what's wrong?" It's half past two in the morning! ”
Coulson scratched his head in annoyance and said, "Alvin, my buddy, do me a favor and tell me who that person was just now?" You said I should know him, but I just can't remember! ”
Alvin snorted and said, "Then you have to think about it, I thought you must know him." But listening to your tone, he didn't tell you who he was, then I can't talk nonsense, goodbye! Agent Coulson! ”
Hearing Alvin hang up, Coulson smiled bitterly, his exuberant curiosity was really uncomfortable. Thinking about Alvin's statement that he should know him, Coulson began to carefully recall what Batman looked like.
Tall, muscular, with a smooth chin with resolute lines, slowly Coulson has an image, this guy changes into a uniform, isn't this Captain America who has been locked in the cabinet? How did he become Batman when he got out of the closet?
Agent Coulson looked sadly in the direction of Steve's departure. It feels terrible to rub shoulders with your idol, especially when you don't recognize him.
Touching his little hair, Coulson smiled wryly and muttered, "Why did you shave off your beard?" ”
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In the room at Stark Manor, Fawkes was content to lie in Alvin's arms, touching his chin that was a little prickly, and asked, "Why don't you shave?" I remember you shaving it once a day. ”
Alvin smiled and said, "Because he has a beard and looks a little man, there is a very manly fool who has been visiting recently, and I have to press him!" ”