Chapter 2: Door-to-door accounting

Looking at Jiang Jianguo's face in disbelief, Jiang Sui spat out a turbid breath and complained: "Because of your old name, the little girls in the county have been ordered to stay away from me by the family, where do you say I will go!" ”

Hearing his son say this, Jiang Jianguo first sighed embarrassedly, and then his face was full of anger, "Isn't that young and ignorant, how many years have passed, why are those old men and old ladies still going to their hearts, at such an old age, it is a shame that they can remember it for so long." ”

"They are really, how can the things of the previous generation involve the younger generation, they are really so old for nothing."

Jiang Sui didn't want to talk to him, so he turned around and pointed the back of his head at Jiang Jianguo.

"Hey, we're not done yet!" Jiang Jianguo picked him up and turned him around, "It doesn't matter if you don't take the little girl at school, the family on the other side is back, I heard your mother say that the girl is good-looking, you go on!" ”

On board, you big-headed ghost, your son is only fifteen, what do you think about all day long?

"Dad, does my mother know that you pry her son all day long to get the little girl?" Jiang Sui gritted his teeth, thinking that he had to find an opportunity to settle some small accounts at the door.

Jiang Jianguo is most afraid of Zhou Hongmei, usually she pays the most attention to her son's learning, if she knows that she plucked her son to take the little girl, her ancestral kitchen knife will fall on her.

"You kid, this is a little secret between our two big men, let your mother know something, you don't have to tell her." Jiang Jianguo waved his hand, if he ignored the weakness of his heart, it would still be quite able to fool people.

"I don't want to tell you, you go and help your wife work." Jiang Sui waved his hand, no longer glanced at Jiang Jianguo, and his body went weak and collapsed back on the sofa.

"You bastard boy, you really don't have a bit of father-son affection, it's hard to come back, don't say a kiss and a bear hug when you meet, then at least you can't be as indifferent as now!" Jiang Jianguo wanted to slap Jiang Sui, but thinking about the consequences of the shot, he paused for two seconds and still withdrew his hand.

Seeing that his son ignored him, Jiang Jianguo smiled, and then entered the kitchen with a straight face.

"Wife, what can I do?"

Zhou Hongmei glanced at him, then pinned him aside with her hand, "I touched your son's cold face again!" ”

Jiang Jianguo didn't blush when his wife broke it, he smiled, "Our son's temper is too big, and his father loves to ignore him when he comes back." ”

"Aren't you enjoying it?" Zhou Hongmei glanced at him, and when she saw that he was happy, she rolled her eyes in her heart.

"What do you mean by that?" Jiang Jianguo was dumbfounded, "I'm not a masochist, how can I still enjoy pinching." ”

He was a thick man, he looked stumbling again, and he was still pinching his throat at the end of his speech, but Zhou Hongmei didn't spit it out.

glanced at him, saw him pouting aggrievedly like a little daughter-in-law, and goosebumps rose all over his body.

"What are you doing back this time?" In order not to make herself unable to eat dinner, Zhou Hongmei changed the topic very wittily.

"This, isn't this the youngest son going to school, I'm afraid he won't be used to it, come back and enlighten him..."Jiang Jianguo was under Zhou Hongmei's eyes, and his voice became lower and lower until it disappeared in his throat.

Zhou Hongmei suddenly stuck the big kitchen knife on the board, and her hand pulled Jiang Jianguo's ear without hesitation, "I see that you just want to be lazy, and enlighten him, your little son is happier than anyone else, how can you get in the way here." ”

"I want to drill into the nest all day long, why haven't you been weaned? I'm telling you, you leave tomorrow, let me see you come back every once in a while, and I'll break your dog's legs! ”

"Spend all day long trying with my two good sons! From tomorrow onwards, I will call my son morning and night, to let me know that you dare to treat my son as a cow, you can pack your baggage and get out! ”

"My wife spares my life..."Jiang Jianguo saw that Zhou Hongmei was angry, and his legs were weak with fright, and he couldn't care about the ears that were being pulled, so he hugged Zhou Hongmei and began to howl, "Wife, you can't do without me, you are my heart and my liver, my life is three-quarters, I can't live without you!" ”

Jiang Jianguo learned a lot of trendy words when he was young, and when he got older, he not only didn't forget it, but he also used it freely, and he came to it easily.

One sentence after another in her ears that made people numb, Zhou Hongmei's whole face turned black when she heard it, and she looked at her son who was so noisy that she turned over and watched the play with a face, and gritted her teeth: "Shut up!" ”

"If you don't close it, you won't close it, no matter what you say today, I will tell you what is in my heart!" Jiang Jianguo hugged the person tighter, and the words in his mouth were afraid that he would not have a chance to say it again in the future, so he rushed to spit out.

"You're still doing it, aren't you?" Zhou Hongmei took a deep breath, she really couldn't listen to it anymore, bent her legs and bumped up, and after a howl, the world was finally quiet.

Looking at Jiang Jianguo, who was bending over his crotch, she clapped her hands and motioned for Jiang Sui to help people out.

Jiang Sui sighed, he knew that this was the end, and he thought that Mr. Jiang would come a little differently this time, but it was still too disappointing to think about it.

"Dad, why are you bothering!" Helping the person to the sofa, Jiang Sui shook his head helplessly.

Jiang Jianguo grinned in pain, it took a long time to catch his breath, he leaned his head back on the back of the sofa, and pretended to sigh deeply, "You are still young, you don't understand yet!" ”

Jiang followed the black lines on his head, he rolled his eyes, and wanted to go out for a walk, he was afraid that if he stayed any longer, he would not be able to help but do it.

"Little son, are you going out, it just so happens that I stewed a big pot of pig's trotters, and you send a bowl to the other door." Zhou Hongmei poked her head out of the kitchen and said.

"It's done!" Jiang Sui, who was thinking about when to settle accounts at the door, raised his eyebrows, his mother is his mother, this kind of spirit is like a god, ordinary people can't learn it.

"Then be careful!" Zhou Hongmei filled a large bowl of rice, and instructed uneasily: "Remember to be polite to your new neighbor, accept your lazy appearance, and be refreshed, so that people think you are a good boy." ”

River. Good boy. Sui Mu glanced at Zhou Hongmei with a face, nodded, it was not too hot, and went out with a bowl full of pig's trotters.

Walking out of the door, cutting off Zhou Hongmei's sight, he crooked the corners of his mouth and sneered.

If Ms. Zhou knew that he was secretly going to settle accounts at the door, would she have commanded him so diligently to deliver pig's trotters.

There is a small alley across the door from the opposite door, he is fifteen years old and is already in his early eights, relying on his long legs, he stood at the door of the opposite door in a few steps.

With the soup in his hands, he leaned against the doorframe, kicked it with his foot, and then held his breath, trying to look vicious.

Listening to the sound of footsteps coming from the courtyard, he was ready to make a preemptive strike and crush the other party's momentum first.

"Squeak", the door slowly opened, Jiang Sui raised his eyes, and the words that had reached his mouth suddenly stopped, he held his breath this time, because he was holding food in his hand, he didn't dare to make too much movement, so he could only stand in place and hold his face red.