Su Daji: @慈禧太后, I have a question, I've been reading your Journey to the West for the past few days. Since eating Tang Seng meat can lead to immortality, why didn't Tang Taizong eat Tang Seng directly? Doubtful jpg!

Empress Dowager Cixi: (˶ ̅᷄⁻̫ ̅᷅˵)...... The mourning family asked Wu Chengen's descendants to ask.

Year Yao Yue: Σ (゚д゚lll)! Suda has mud. It's my turn to ask questions, Eribody.

Su Daji: Okay, okay, let me ask one more question, otherwise I'll be so uncomfortable that I'm about to blow up! Why did Sun Wukong blow in Journey to the West, and people or monsters fainted?

Nian Yaoyue: Because he hasn't brushed his teeth for 500 years...

Sudaji: !!!! God replied.

Nian Yaoyue: You keep saying that I am the real boss in the troubled water group, I don't accept it! Can anyone take a screenshot and let me see my profile.

Yu Huan: Nian Mei'er, have you forgotten the group rules? The information of the group members can only be read but not spoken, even if I give you a screenshot, you can't see it clearly. Aunt laughs jpg.

System prompt: Suda has sent a picture.

Sudaji: Look, look! The screen is full of mosaics, what do you see?

Nian Yaoyue clicked on the picture and looked at it, a little confused.

Name: Nian Yaoyue.

Attributes: IQ mouth, appearance mouth, skill mouth, disaster value mouth.

Conquer the Son of the Plane: Koukou.

Just a few lines of words are mouth-to-mouth, like fill-in-the-blank questions.

Nian Yaoyue: Who can be merciful and summarize my great achievements in a concise and concise manner?

Empress Dowager Cixi: I'll try. You let your mouth and mouth go and you are willing to become a dog under the seat of Shura. Koukou After Koukou, he was imprisoned in Koukoukou for life, and at the cost of Koukou after death, he spent his life in love and robbery, and never entered the mouth.

Nian Yaoyue: ........., this group also has the function of shielding sensitive words.

Even if she didn't read it all, but the only few words made Nian Yaoyue look shocked, could it be that she was going to conquer a tragic plane?

System prompt: The Empress Dowager Cixi violated the group rules and was banned for one month.

Bao Xi: Ouch, the dumb dog pack leader is here.

System prompt: Bao Xi has been banned for a month.

System Prompt: Shih Tzu has been removed from the group chat.

Diao Chan has been removed from the group chat.

Zhang Guifei has been removed from the group chat.

Su Lushui has been removed from the group chat.

Zhang Xifei has been removed from the group chat.

Queen Mary has been removed from the group chat.

………

Yang Yuhuan: Such a big move! The group leader is preparing to move the pit to the newcomer.

A lot of messages moved out of the group chat almost shattered the phone screen.

The scourge of those gray avatars was wiped out by the failure of the Sons of the Plane, and they have long been wiped out.

Now there is not even the slightest trace of what exists.

The rabbit died and the fox was sad, Nian Yaoyue thought that maybe one day she would be like Xi Shi and them, and she would be swept away by the group leader like garbage.

Click on the group owner information, the avatar is a pure black background, and there are two neatly written miserable white characters on it, which are the same as the nickname, both are the two words of the group leader.

It is said that the group leader does not bubble easily, and when it bubbles, it is a big thing to break the sky.

According to the experience of Su Daji and others, there are generally two major events that can make the dog pack owner bubble.

One thing is to give red envelopes to the troubles in the group during the New Year, and the other thing is that someone is doing something.

The last time it appeared, it was because Xi Shi fell in love with the son of the plane, and as a result, he was killed by the son of the plane.

After the death of these people, they were summoned back by the mysterious group leader, and shuttled through various planes to help the group leader conquer the children of the plane.

As for what magical equipment can be dropped after successful conquering, no one knows.

Moreover, not every Scourge Traveler can be sent to their original plane on a mission.

Take a chestnut.

Wu Zetian is now on a mission in a dynasty called Fufeng.

And Zhao Feiyan was sent to distant Great Britain, and in order to complete the task perfectly, he pulled Aquaman in the group to sing English when he had nothing to do.

and Lu Pheasant, although he was secretive, but once when he was chatting with the microphone group chat, he seemed to hear the selling of cooking cakes and Da Lang, you should drink medicine......

As for what is called a son of the plane?

It's good luck to burst, when you fight, you don't move a soldier, the flood and tsunami can help destroy the enemy, you will never lose playing cards, and playing mahjong will always be a big winner in life who blooms on the bar.

Ordinary people rely on hard work to reach the pinnacle of life, while the son of the plane is the existence of the pinnacle all the way and debut.

For example, the most famous cases in the crossing realm are Wang Mang, the traverser, and Liu Xiu, the son of the plane who established the Eastern Han Dynasty.

Wang Mang's "crossing" changed the course of history.

So the guardian of that plane sent Liu Xiu, the "son of the plane", to put an end to Wang Mang.

The Children of the Plane and the Traverser cannot coexist and restrain each other.

If the two are forcibly combined, there will be no good end, one will be wiped out, and the other will be destroyed.

Zhao Feiyan: @Xx, what about the four major inventions? star farming？

Xx：(o_0)？？

The content of the chat in the group is always suffocating.

Absent-mindedly leave the group chat. Fluttering back to the original owner.

By this time, she had returned to the side hall where she lived.

"Woooooooo Damn it. Although she was a bystander when she was beaten, she is now back in her original subject. The pain can't be eliminated.

I didn't respond to the system for a long time, and I don't know where 000 went.

If you do such a thing as a system, don't enter the cold style, and there is no one left.

Aggrieved, hesitant, dazed.

She took off her clothes and dressed herself in medicine, while crying silently, wanting to go home.

……

Su Peisheng was holding the boiled healing medicine and walked to the moon gate outside the side hall. When I looked up, I saw the fourth elder brother walking out head-on.

"Master..."Su Peisheng looked at the fourth elder brother in surprise, what's wrong, master? Sick?

At this time, not only were his cheeks slightly flushed, but even the roots of his ears were red.

"Are you okay? The minion will go and ask the Imperial Doctor to come and take a look at you. ”

Su Peisheng guessed that the fourth elder brother might have a fever, so he looked at the fourth elder brother with concern.

"Ahem. It's okay, don't tell Nian Qianyao that he has come to see him. Yinzhen settled down. Put the fine porcelain bottle in his hand in the tray that Su Peisheng was carrying.

Because of the miscarriage of Emperor Tong Jia's concubine, Nian Yaoyue's rest was also forcibly canceled.

Her brother brought the news that her father and mother had left Beijing for Huguang again. I won't return to the capital until October when I report on my work.

I was worried that I would wear a goof, but now I am relieved.

The three of them have been left in the capital as left-behind children since they were children, no wonder the original owner and Nian Qianyao have grown crooked.

The eldest brother Nian Xiyao happened to be Xiu Mu's turn, otherwise he would have preached her ears a long time ago!

No Yi Zhai.

Every day, there are more boards than the day before, when will this day end?

The dog system crashed again and couldn't be contacted for days.

The board fell on the back of her hand full of blood bubbles, and the painful Nian Yaoyue gasped, and her tears fell uncontrollably, and she hurriedly reached out to wipe her tears.

Nian Qianyao was being beaten, and Yinzhen was watching quietly and coldly.

Hmph, the nympho straw bag lady of the Nian family is against the sky! Dare to disguise herself as a man and sneak into the palace!

It is said that this unashamed woman actually said that she liked him in public! I also want to be the fourth blessing.

He even received a love note from this Nian's trustee, which was full of goosebumps.

No, maybe she found someone to write it for her.

The so-called words are like their people, how can a vulgar woman like her write a thin gold body with a handsome and elegant font.