The system prompt is very bald.

Meng Lang felt that he had encountered a big crisis.

It doesn't matter if you're a scumbag, after all, what man doesn't have a little swelling in his heart? .

But being a scumbag on your own initiative and being passively characterized as a scumbag are completely different things!

Calm down, don't panic in case of trouble, steady your hand, and make a reasonable analysis first.

Meng Lang lowered his head slightly, his eyes cloudy and looked around.

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"Who the hell is slandering me?"

———— screen turns back to 20 seconds ago, the perspective of Coser Girl's Curry Sauce:

'There's something wrong with this lawyer Zhang! I just had a cat that ran away and cried sadly, and he actually pushed me into the river?! ’

'Going to die, going to die!' Yes! Why did Lawyer Zhang jump off too? Is he going to save me? ’

'It's over, I can't swim!' By the way, and Lawyer Zhang! It should be right to hold him......

So the curry sauce hugged Zhang Wei's hands and feet, which were trying to paddle.

Feeling that he had made the right choice, the curry sauce breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't notice the noises in his ears such as "You put - coo dong - me - coo dong - gas - coo dong".

'Eh, no, why didn't Lawyer Zhang move? Lawyer Zhang! What's wrong with you, Lawyer Zhang! You speak, Lawyer Zhang! The flustered curry sauce locked Zhang Wei's hands and feet even harder.

'I've suffered, I'm going to drown here today, this lawyer Zhang is so stupid, he can't swim well! ’

A legal pioneer who did not want to be named and couldn't swim with his hands and feet locked said: 'Hehe, funny mud pee! ’

Just when Curry Sauce was disappointed and Zhang Wei was desperate, Curry Sauce, who was able to put her head out of the water to breathe by pressing Zhang Wei, saw a scene that she would never forget-

A handsome guy who actually stood on the water and ran towards him, Curry Sauce, who was an epic face-watching monster, made a judgment in an instant after a series of thoughts with his stomach.

'A high-quality little brother with a score of 95 or more! It's a new version of a ship I've never seen before! The height is more than 180, and the appearance is not the top batch, but it has an indescribable masculine charm. ’

'This leg length, this appearance, this body, ah, I'm dead...... Is he here to save me? He was able to run on water...... What if he wants to pursue me? What should I name with his second child......

It took less than three seconds for the curry sauce to go through her and Meng Lang's life in her brain, and just as she and Meng Lang were about to set off for a trip to the island country to spend their 60th wedding anniversary, the relentless blow from reality made her sober up.

I saw the handsome little brother hurriedly stepping on the waves, and his eyes were so ...... Abandon?

Yes, Curry Sauce knew very well that it was a disgusted look, exactly the same as the look in his eyes before Xiaobao ran away this morning.

The handsome little brother gently stretched out his hand to her, and then ...... Grabbed her by the collar at the back of her neck and lifted her up.

Curry Sauce felt that her heart was broken the moment she was picked up, and the husband who had been with her for 60 years was leaving her......

'Phew, scumbag! ’

———— the screen turns back to Meng Lang's perspective:

Scanning the surroundings suspiciously, there should only be two objects that can be called "girls" at the scene, and the "cement ice moon" beside her has only been in contact for less than ten seconds, and she was also saved by herself, saying that it must be unreasonable for her to scold herself as a scumbag, so rule it out.

Then this 'girl' who secretly stabbed me in my heart and scolded me for being a scumbag can only be ......'

Staring at the short-haired girl who was pretending to be innocent and walking towards him in an awkward posture not far away, Meng Lang's eyes gradually sharpened......

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I misread you! I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!

Obviously, I saved you, but you want to take revenge!

Obviously scolding me in my heart, I still pretended to be nothing on my face!

Dressed beasts! Sanctimonious! Lustful! Colorful!

This is simply Lu Dongbin and the dog!

This is simply Mr. Dongguo and the wolf!

This is simply Wu Dalang and Ximen......

Cough! None of that matters, the important thing is that as an elegant and easy-going Great Demon King Reserve, Meng Lang does not allow anyone to misunderstand him!

Right! He just hates the feeling of being misunderstood!

It's not a careful eye!

Obviously I'm not a scumbag, how are you!

Meng Lang's heart was gradually distorted by anger, and even the short-haired girl who originally felt quite amazing was only left with the shortcomings of infinite magnification in Meng Lang's eyes:

To A, a bad review!

Big and small eyes, bad reviews!

Less than 1.8 meters tall, bad review!

No femininity, bad reviews of bad reviews!

Just when Meng Lang was secretly sulking, his mobile phone rang suddenly.

"The sun comes out and babbles ~ the world is wide and the sky is wide ~ the water at the foot of the green mountains bends and twists and turns to eighteen bends ~ the water of the Jingjiang River and the fish swings ......"

connected the phone, and Hu Yifei's voice came from there: "Hey, Meng Lang, what are you doing with Zhang Wei?" Why didn't his phone get through? We're almost in line here, and we're all ready to get your papers! ”

Meng Lang then realized that he still had something to do, there is one thing to say, Hu Yifei They are still very good to themselves, today is a big day for people to get their certificates, it is better not to make extraneous branches.

So he immediately replied: "Oh, there is a little problem on our side, but it has been taken care of, and the documents will be there soon." ”

After speaking, Meng Lang looked at Zhang Wei, who was lying there struggling to get up while tilting his head sideways to shake off the river water in his ears, walked over and said to him:

"Zhang Wei, Sister Yifei is urging us to send the documents, you deal with the aftermath here, I'll go to the Civil Affairs Bureau first, I don't think these two women are very normal, you can deal with it a little and come over quickly."

After that, he didn't say hello to the two girls, and turned around and ran away.

Not long after Meng Lang left, the short-haired girl came to Zhang Wei and the Coser girl, and helped Zhang Wei comfort the strange girl called Curry Sauce who couldn't stop crying.

After talking, they learned that Curry Sauce didn't want to jump into the river, she was just homeless after being killed by her boyfriend, and she was too sad to cry by the river for a while, so she was taken down the river by Zhang Wei by mistake.

Zhang Wei looked at Curry Sauce's pitiful appearance, he couldn't bear it, and as soon as his brain was hot, he decided to let Curry Sauce and himself go back to the love apartment first.

Soon after, the three separated, and the short-haired girl took out her phone and saw several unread messages.

I saw that the news was sent by my cousin Zhuge Qing: "Cousin Dali, the person I found for you this time is absolutely reliable, I'll send the photo over first, you can take a look." ”

Then a picture was sent, and in the pictures were photos of life, in which there were all the same man's figures.

The short-haired girl swiped the screen again and again, looking at the man in the phone photo, her eyes became brighter and brighter......