Chapter 100: Robbery Again
Serpent's Fangs, one of the most famous of the Red Iron Adventure Teams, are known not only for their raiding behavior, but also for being a group of adventurers.
"Is this robbery?" Anya asked, curiously, as if this was the first time she had experienced such a situation.
The head of the regiment bowed slightly, and the very polite gentleman's smile did not match the hoarse voice, "This beautiful young lady, I personally think that this is a legitimate act of predation, but if you have to say so, it is actually what it means. ”
Sharp eyes looked the two of them up and down, "I don't know why you chose to date here, but I'm sorry for our behavior of disturbing you." ”
After another deep bow, the regimental commander raised his sword, "According to the normal process, now, please take the initiative to hand over your belongings." ”
The remaining four people had a tacit understanding of blocking Lance in the middle, "Or, we can help you." ”
"Silly melon, what should we do? They trapped us, I'm so scared!"
Anya's delicate and frightened appearance like a little woman made Lance's face even lower, and it seemed that he could barely feel the faint pain on his face, "Then you can hand it over." ”
"But I'm ...... People are afraid, and you don't know how to comfort and comfort people............"
His face as deep as black ink showed Lance's current mood, and he clearly remembered the appearance of this woman holding a dagger to pierce his heart.
"What a stupid man, this beautiful young lady, why don't you stay with me. ”
"I'm a more secure man than he is!"
The high and majestic voice came from the strong man with the giant hammer in the team, the muscles on the strong body were bulging, except for the smooth and shiny top of the head, it was indeed very secure.
"Take her away now if you want. Lance said.
"Tut-tut, beautiful young lady, listen carefully to this disgusting word, he is more abominable than I imagined. ”
"If he really likes you, how can he say such a thing, I think ............"
"Broken bones!"
The regimental commander interrupted his words, jumped up and gave him a big mouth, and the expression of hatred for iron and steel was revealed on his face, "How many times have I said it!"
"We're robbing! No, we're committing a legitimate robbery!"
"Do you understand what that means?"
Under the stern preaching, the strong man behaved like a child, with an obvious sense of weirdness in his twisted posture and tall figure, "But...... I'm only thirteen years old............"
"Does it have anything to do with age?!Did you listen to me before?"
"We're robbing! And we're robbing a couple of lovers, so it's okay if you don't let someone hand over their belongings sooner. ”
"And most importantly, how can you influence other people's feelings!"
"How many times have I told you, persuade you not to divide, persuade not to dissuade!"
"Smack!" A few loud big mouths, this big guy actually cried, full of grievances, a large string of tears slipped down from the big face, and the picture with a very different sense of difference was too exciting.
"Still crying?!"
"If you cry again, I'll beat me!"
"Don't ...... Don't! I... I see..."
Glaring at the broken bones squatting on the ground in circles, the gentlemanly smile returned to his face in a blink of an eye, and he bowed to Lance again and said, "I'm sorry, this is a problem that I can't discipline well, and I will definitely correct it next time." ”
And next time?!
Lance really felt the malice from fate, why there were always all kinds of chaotic existences in front of him, Keith was like this, Kylo was like this, and now this group of adventurers who came to rob were also like this.
Is it so hard to be a normal person?
"Well, let's not say more. ”
"Since fate has arranged for us to meet here. ”
You took the initiative to find it!
"So now, you can find me to solve any emotional problems. ”
Aren't you robbers?!
"I have a problem!"
Seeing Anya raise her hand, the head of the regiment smiled very happily, "Beautiful young lady, you say, I will do my best to help you solve this problem." ”
"What if he doesn't talk to me all the time?" Anya knocked on Lance's head, and the crisp sound of the knock was a good head to hear. Talking to this guy, nine out of ten sentences are her talking to herself.
"Oh, this should be a problem in your usual communication, man, just to find what he likes. ”
"For example?"
"For example, talk about what he likes, and then expand the conversation little by little based on that. ”
"What if he still won't?"
Then you have to think about whether it is the most basic question, that is, the question of how he really feels about you. ”
Anya nodded her head, looking thoughtful, she should have understood something.
An even more relieved smile appeared on the head of the regiment, like those successful mentors, "Oh, by the way, I remember that there was a trade fair held in a place in front of me, you can go there." ”
looked at Anya's eyes with some deep meaning, "Remember that if a man wants something, you must buy it for him generously, and don't treat him badly." ”
This is the beginning of friendly exchanges. ”
The other members of the group nodded with feeling, except for the broken bones that were still in self-isolation, of course.
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The four of them looked at the two distant figures until they disappeared from sight.
"Tut-tut, when will I have such a gentle and lovely girlfriend. In the hoarse voice, full of regret and inexplicable sadness, there are not a few adventurers who work hard, but those who can really have love are not even one-tenth.
Loneliness is already the best fate for adventurers.
Several broad hands rested on his shoulders, and the heavy feeling made the oppressive feeling a little lighter.
"Commander, even if you can't find it, you still have us!"
"We will be the last shield of the regimental commander!"
"Yes!"
Looking at those sincere eyes, I can clearly feel the loneliness and emptiness in my heart gradually dissipating, like snow in the warm sun, melting and precipitating, until it turns into nothingness.
"You guys!"
With trembling faces and crystal colors in his eyes, he stretched out his hand and grabbed them, and the four of them hugged each other, "Yes, we will protect each other forever!"
"This is my vow!"
"Captain!"
"Captain!"
On the side of this tearful embrace, there is also a strong lonely figure.
"By the way, did we forget something important............