Chapter 254: Zeng Xiaoxian: Where is my big wife?

"Teacher Zeng is coming back?!" A look of doubt flashed on Meng Lang's face, "But didn't he just say a few days ago that he wouldn't be able to come back in a few months if nothing else?" ”

Coincidentally, as soon as Meng Someone's voice fell, he heard a cheap voice from the door: "That's right, I said so, but the world is sometimes so wonderful~ Who let the accident happen to happen." ”

"Huh! Zeng Xiaoxian, didn't you say that you only came back in the evening? Hu Yifei saw that his man had finally returned home, and he was so excited that he was even a little overwhelmed.

"Didn't I want to surprise you~ Xiao Feifei, I'm back." After that, Zeng Xiaoxian opened his arms and waited for his daughter-in-law to throw herself into his arms to tell him about the pain of lovesickness.

Sure enough, seeing that he was really back, Hu Yifei's eyes suddenly turned red, and she saw her lips pursing, raising her arm to wipe the corners of her eyes full of pot ash, and then rushed to ...... Meng Lang?

When she came to Meng someone, she stretched out a dark hand, and the female devil said confidently: "Take it!" The reward I said before, my performance points should be enough! ”

"Uh...... Sister Yifei, are you sure to replace the performance points with that? Meng reaffirmed with a strange expression, "This time is a special situation, and it may take several years for you to save so many performance points in the future." ”

Hu Yifei's eyes widened: "Less nonsense!" Hurry up and get it. ”

"Good, good! Don't worry. As he spoke, Meng Lang took out a small bottle from his backpack, which contained a diluted magic bottle potion with a drop of phoenix blood added to it, "Well, that's it, half of it is taken internally, half is used externally in a bath, and it will be effective within 20 minutes." ”

"Got it." The female devil didn't say a word, and ran into the bathroom without even looking at her husband.

"Uh...... Can anyone tell me what the situation is now? Zeng Xiaoxian stood there with a confused expression, and the posture of stretching his arms made him embarrassed and at a loss.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Lu Ziqiao, the new good old man in the apartment, immediately put down the barbecue in his hand, got up and came to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, hooked his neck and laughed: "Speaking of which, I still want to envy you, Mr. Zeng, do you know why Yifei is going?" ”

Zeng Xiaoxian snorted twice in embarrassment and even more embarrassment, revealing a smiling face: "Hehe...... Why would I ask you if I knew? ”

Lu Ziqiao ignored the grief and indignation in Zeng Xiaoxian's words, but smiled a little brighter, and said while pulling Zeng Xiaoxian to the table:

"Well~ It's not interesting to say it now, it must be a great thing for you anyway.

You sit down and eat something in peace, and then you will know after 20 minutes? ”

Zeng Xiaoxian used his clear thinking brain to think about it a little, and nodded decisively and agreed: "Okay, Zhang Wei, please hand me a string of leeks." ”

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So Zeng Xiaoxian chatted with everyone about anecdotes about desert life, and waited for his daughter-in-law to come out after taking a bath to meet him.

In this way, the tormented twenty minutes finally passed, and Hu Yifei also changed his clothes and walked out of the bathroom.

Zeng Xiaoxian was stupid.

Who are you? What about my wife?

Where's my big wife?

I saw that the woman who came out of the bathroom was about twenty-five years old, with beautiful hair tied in a beautiful ponytail hanging down the back of her head, big eyes as black and shiny as a baby, and two plump and delicate red lips under her small nose tightly pursed, containing an indescribable wild charm.

Everyone in the room was also stunned, of course, it was necessary to get rid of the trio of Chen Duo and the Meng family, who were not in a panic.

"Yifei! Are you really getting younger?! Chen Meijia covered her mouth in disbelief, and countless little stars faintly shot out of her eyes.

Not only her, but even Lu Linglong, a little Lori who is far from the age of maintenance, is difficult to keep calm in the face of such a thing as rejuvenation, and also looks at her aunt with starry eyes.

Hu Yifei touched his cheek with a stunned face at this time, and muttered to himself: "Meijia can also see it...... Not an illusion...... It's true...... Not only the skin, but also the bodily functions are back to their peak. ”

After a while, Zeng Xiaoxian, who finally understood the meaning of Lu Ziqiao's previous words, almost smiled crookedly: "Yifei, is it really you?" ”

"Who else could it be if it wasn't me? If you don't believe me, do you want to try the original bounce? Hu Yifei clenched her fists, she felt that as she regained her youth, the aggressive temperament that had been suppressed in previous years seemed to have recovered.

Zeng Xiaoxian had a trace of cold sweat on his forehead, and he hurriedly stepped forward with a strong desire to survive, hugged his young and beautiful daughter-in-law, and then raised his head and said to everyone:

"That...... Let's eat first, Yifei and I will go back to the room to discuss something, and maybe there will be something to ask you for help when we come out later. ”

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Facing everyone's teasing eyes, Zeng Xiaoxian pulled Hu Yifei back to the room with his usual cheekiness.

After they closed the door, the men at the table also started gambling with obscene faces.

Lu Ziqiao: "I'll bet for ten minutes, two hundred yuan." ”

Zhang Chulan: "Then I'll bet for eight minutes." ”

Zhang Wei: "Teacher Zeng has been cultivating in the desert for so long, why does he have to grow a little, right?" I'll bet fifteen minutes! ”

Meng Lang: "Pull it down~ Have you forgotten?" The current Hu Yifei is in his heyday ten years ago! I bet a hundred seconds. ”

Chen Duo: "Sister Dali, what are they talking about?" Why can't I understand? ”

Lu Linglong: "Yes, inexplicable. ”

Zhuge Dali: ?? (???????? ω????????)??

"Kids don't ask about these things!"

Chen Meijia: "That's it, I'll know when you have a boyfriend in the future." ”

Feng Baobao: "Meng Lang, have you been skewered again?" If you don't—woo, I'm ......."

Just when Meng looked at the empty plate in front of him and was secretly sad, a magical scene happened - Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian actually walked out of the room.

Meng Lang looked at the table below, one minute and fifteen seconds.

At this moment, the air in the room seemed to freeze, and fell into a deathly silence, and no other sound could be heard except for the chewing sound of the melon mother.

After another half an hour, Lu Ziqiao took a deep breath, resolutely stood up from the dining table, walked to Zeng Xiaoxian's side, patted him on the shoulder and whispered:

"Teacher Zeng, you...... Alas! Don't say anything, I know a few reliable doctors, and I'll send you privately. ”

Zeng Xiaoxian was confused when he heard it, but Hu Yifei understood what Lu Ziqiao meant, and helplessly stroked his forehead and said, "What do you want Lu Ziqiao!" Zeng Xiaoxian pulled me back to the house to discuss the matter of Guan Gu and Youyou! ”

Hearing this, Zhang Wei looked puzzled: "Guan Gu and Youyou? What does it have to do with them? ”

"Good question!" As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian took out a long strip wrapped in an oilcloth from his backpack that he hadn't taken off since he entered the door.

"Here's the answer!"

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PS: Fourth update.

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