Chapter Thirty-Eight: The Strongest Pretending Criminals in History
When this voice appeared, the emperor was startled and felt creepy.
I didn't even notice with my own spiritual sense, someone!
This person came to himself and others silently, it was really terrifying!
I just don't know if it's friend or foe.
The emperor looked at the young man with a cold eyebrow.
The man was lean and lean, wearing a long gown like a bamboo pole and carrying a cloth bag.
"Little brother, don't be so nervous, I don't kill people, I want others to kill me!" Liao Huachuan said calmly.
Liao Huachuan saw that the emperor did not let down his guard, so he had to explain, "I really don't kill people, I swear to God, I, Liao Huachuan, just smelled the fragrance and wanted to come and eat." ”
The emperor was still not at ease, he couldn't see the depth clearly, he shouldn't be able to beat this man, and he was relieved when he thought that he had a token.
The emperor put away his weapon and asked calmly, "What do you call it?"
"My name is Liao Huachuan, you can just call me Lao Liao! I don't know if you can take some barbecue out?" Liao Hua's bed was embarrassed and looked at the emperor embarrassed.
The emperor took out a strong demon ape's thigh and gave it to Liao Huachuan.
"Yes, yes! I can eat the meat of the Great Demon Ape as soon as I wake up, I miss it! I haven't eaten this thing in 10,000 years!"
To the ears of the emperor and others, no matter how they sounded, it seemed like they were pretending.
After a while, Liao Huachuan ate the meat clean, and licked the remaining juice on his fingers.
"Old Liao, how old are you, it looks like you're in your twenties!" Wei Hong had the courage to ask Lao Liao under the threat of the emperor.
No one noticed that Lao Liao took out a toothpick, which was already picking his teeth.
Lao Liao stopped picking his teeth and said casually, "I, I don't know, some memories have been blurred, about a million years!"
Everyone was petrified, not believing it, what kind of realm is it for millions of years!
The Dao Saint only has a thousand lifespans, and these 100,000 years are a thousand times that of the Dao Saint!
Lao Liao saw that the emperor and others didn't believe it, so he had to tell them with actions.
Pointing at the sky and scolding, "The way of heaven is my son!"
The sky was full of dark clouds, and an eye of heavenly punishment appeared, but in the blink of an eye, it disappeared, as if fleeing!
"Heaven is a dog!" Lao Liao saw the Eye of Heavenly Punishment running away, and he was in a hurry.
The emperor and the others were stunned by this old Liao's operation, and the Heavenly Dao didn't dare to do it! What a cow that was! What a big guy!
The sky was unresponsive, and I was most afraid of the sudden silence of the air.
"Well, God is ignoring me, okay, thank you for your hospitality, I have important things to do next! ”
"Wait, I have a question"!
The person who spoke out was Brother Diao!
Brother Diao's operation forced the emperor and others to scold his mother very much!
Lao Liao looked at Brother Diao suspiciously, not knowing what he wanted to do.
Brother Diao didn't know which tendon was wrong, and he was panicked in his heart, but his face was calm, "What's the matter with you?"
Hearing this question, Lao Liao's eyes lit up!
Lao Liao was very emotional, "Suicide! I want to die! I don't want to live! But I can't die!
The emperor and others are confused, suicide is a big deal?
"That, Lao Liao, are you sure you didn't say the wrong thing?" The emperor felt that Lao Liao didn't seem to have the heart to harm himself and others, so he became bold.
As soon as he talked about this, Lao Liao felt aggrieved, "My life is hard...... I finally survived for more than 100,000 years and wanted to die of old age, but my strength automatically improved, and my lifespan was not endless, so I lived for more than a million years.
You can improve your cultivation without cultivating, you say that you are not angry!. ”
The emperor was stunned again, "More than 100,000 years...... Naturally improve your cultivation, big brother, you can't be an ancient person, right?"
Lao Liao's face was serious, "Yes!
"Back then, when Hongjun was still making Heavenly Dao, I also helped him come up with ideas. ”
The emperor was so shocked that he almost bit his tongue, "Big brother, you are really a cow! The way of heaven was created by man, and who is Hongjun?"
Old Liao squinted at the emperor, "Why should I tell you! This has something to do with my successful suicide?"
"You are very irresponsible, you have aroused our curiosity, how can you not be responsible!"
The emperor's face was unhappy, and his heart had already set off monstrous waves, "The Heavenly Dao is actually man-made, Hongjun? I feel more powerful than Hong Huangwen's Hongjun!
Lao Liao said without sorrow or joy, "If you give me a new suicide method, I'll tell you!"
"Want to kill yourself, you've found the right person!" Emperor Jun felt that he was sure of victory, and he was very confident, but he didn't think about it, Lao Liao was a person who committed suicide for millions of years, what haven't you tried?
The self-confident emperor didn't think about it, and said directly, "Blow yourself up, cut your wrists, let people kill you, burn yourself?......"
The emperor said a lot, but Lao Liao's expression did not change, "I've tried it all." ”
The emperor was speechless, patted his head, and committed suicide for more than a million years, estimating what he said, Lao Liao has tried.
Seeing that the emperor stopped talking, Lao Liao turned his head to look at Wei Hong and the others, Wei Hong and the others shook their heads wildly, indicating that they didn't know.
"Have you ever fallen freely from a million meters, have you ever swam in extreme cold, have you ever slept in the sun?"
Everyone shook their heads, not daring to answer, the ghost knows what the mentally abnormal Lao Liao will do!
"Your life is really boring, why don't I show you the true meaning of life!"
"......?" the emperor and the others looked confused.
The corners of Lao Liao's mouth hooked up a sinister evil smile, and suddenly his palm grabbed in the void, and a chain full of mysterious aura appeared, and then tied the emperor and the others, unable to move.
Then he grabbed the iron chain and rushed into the sky like a cannonball, a strong wind blew in his face, and in the blink of an eye, the clouds were already under his feet, but the emperor and the others were still moving up quickly.
"Yo! yo! yo! exciting!" "The emperor is not afraid, who told him to have a Xuanhuang immortal body, just enough to experience the effect of blood rebirth.
"Lao Liao, you're crazy!" Wei Hong shouted in fright.
"Stop!ahhh
"Ahhhh
......
"yes, I just don't want to die. Let's get a thrill together! Let you appreciate the true meaning of life" Lao Liao pulled the chain violently and continued to go up, and at this time he had reached an altitude of 10,000 meters.
"Ahhhh
"Help!
The screams broke through the sky, and at an altitude of 50,000 meters, Lao Liao directly let go!
There was no Dao King in the emperor's party, and none of them could fly.
Quickly went to the ground! His face hurt the emperor, and tears and snot came out!
The sound of whew, whew, whew! is in everyone's ears!
Just when the emperor and his party were about to have a close contact with the earth.
They were suddenly enveloped by a force, and Lao Liao's voice sounded in their ears.
"Cool?"
The emperor didn't feel anything, these pains when he was a child, he had already experienced them, but he was not so high, it seems that he wants to learn from Lao Liao, and he will rely on death to enhance his physical strength, who called his Xuanhuang immortal body, as long as he does not die, he can enhance his physique.
Except for the emperor, everyone else had trembling legs and pale faces, like dead people.
It's so exciting! Ordinary people can't stand it!
The emperor wanted to know the reason why Lao Liao wanted to die, "Lao Liao, how good it is to live, why do you want to die?"
Lao Liao: "You haven't died, how do you know whether it's better to be alive or dead." ”
Emperor: "The most precious, the most important, and the most cherished thing in the world is life, and love!"
"I have lived for more than a million years and loved ninety-nine women. watched them pass away one by one, and their lives came to an end.
And I myself have always remained like this, and I have never been able to die. What kind of love is not love, you can't grow old together, I would rather live this life by myself and no longer harm others.
The emperor understood, and wanted to confirm his guess, "So you are in love?"
Old Liao let out a long sigh, his voice hoarse, "Yes." I want to live my whole life alone, but it's so lonely, it's so hard, it's better than death, and I've been living in memories!"
After saying these words, Lao Liao disappeared, as if he had never come.
The emperor will not be fooled by Lao Liao's bullshit, the emperor thinks that Lao Liao is the most pretending person he has ever seen, and there is no one.
As for Lao Liao's suicide, the emperor felt that this was just hypocrisy, and the emperor didn't pay attention to it. This Lao Liao is a cow man with his own aura of force!
It's not an exaggeration to call it the strongest pretending criminal in history, and it's all day long!
Looking at Wei Hong and the others who were like dead dogs, the emperor was speechless for a long time.
Because the emperor thought of the stupid dog of Fugui!
"It's been almost half a year since we were separated!I don't know what happened to the stupid dog and the stupid cow," the emperor muttered to himself, but soon forgot about the sorrow, after all, the emperor was not a sentimental person.
As for the rich and virtuous, they are very nourishing in life, in a splendid palace, there are ten maids, who are helping the rich and virtuous to bathe.
These maids should not be human, they all have animal ears on their heads, these are some flawed demon beasts.
"Lao Niu, if the emperor knew about us, would he be angry to death if he was so nourished?" Fugui said inexplicably.
Degui this goods, really looking at these maids, their hands are rubbing oil.
"The master is probably going to stew me!hahaha!"