Chapter 411: Talent
The van increased to full speed, speeding all the way, and seeing that it was about to crash into the woman in white on the side of the road, Li Ang turned the steering wheel suddenly, causing the car to suddenly deviate to the left.
The crooked body of the body, with the wind, brushed the skirt of the woman.
bang
The body fell heavily, and the vehicle shook and drove dozens of meters away.
Shake off... Is it?
Li Ang looked in the rearview mirror out of the corner of his eye, but saw that the dim street behind him was empty, and there was still a pale figure somewhere.
"Next to you!"
Miss Chai's exclamation sounded in Li Ang's heart, and the corner of his eyes swept away, only to see a pile of thick black and twisted hair slowly rising from the passenger seat.
The hair seems to grow out of the seat,
gushing, spreading,
Squirming, trembling,
Accompanied by the "rustle" of hair, there is also the sound of "rustling" hair.
The temperature inside the car plummeted, and a thin layer of ice quickly formed inside and outside the window, and a small amount of hoarfrost slowly expanded outward from the center of the passenger seat.
In just one breath, the ball of hair changed from a small pile to a basketball-like ball.
Beneath the hair, the outline of a woman's head emerges.
Then, the shoulders, the arms, the torso...
Woman in a pale dress, her arms naturally falling, palms facing up,
The head, firmly covered by the hair, drooped against the shoulders,
Like a silent passenger, he naturally sat in the passenger seat.
"She's up, what should I do?"
Miss Chai was a little nervous, and the pale figure next to her was more textureless than the ordinary charm, more... Evil.
The sudden appearance of the woman's figure did not make Li Ang panic,
He slowed down a little, calmly examined the situation, slowly turned his head, and said calmly to the woman in white: "Little sister, do you know the man's passenger seat,
You can only sit with your wife or girlfriend.
You sat up so quietly, were you attracted by my appearance and wanted to make a promise?
I'm sorry, I'm not a casual person.
But if you insist, maybe I'll give in. ”
“...”
No response.
This is normal, the other party is not breathing at all, nor does he have any temperature, and he is definitely not a living thing.
Miss Chai was startled, suppressed her voice, and said softly, "What are you doing!" ”
"It's tempting."
Li Ang said silently in his heart: "Don't worry, I was a taxi driver when I was young, and I was the best at chatting with passengers.
There are often passengers who write down my license plate after getting off the bus, so that they can order my car again in the future. ”
When were you younger? What are you not in high school now? And the passenger probably doesn't remember the license plate to order your car, but to find someone to beat you, right?
Chai Cuiqiao was crazy in her heart, and after thinking for a while, she smiled at the white-clothed figure and said, "Young lady, are you unwilling to answer me because you are shy?"
Eh, sorry I didn't notice that your hands were all frozen blue,
In this way, in the passenger seat storage box in front of you, there is a cup of mineral water that I have peed in, let's take a sip to keep warm,
It just so happens that I've been on fire recently, and I often make chrysanthemum tea to drink,
There is a sweet aftertaste. ”
“...”
There was still no response, and the woman in white just sat there, motionless.
Li Ang frowned, and said softly, "Little sister, why don't you speak?" Is it shyness?
Or are you worried that because of your bad breath, you will ruin your image by speaking?
Don't be afraid, my mouth stinks too,
Known as the little prince of Zuan, a keyboard pianist,
If you win, your parents are alive, and if you lose, your family tree will ascend to heaven.
Downwind all brothers everywhere, Horsehunters in the Windwind Canyon,
The simplest bad mouth, the most extreme enjoyment.
So, don't have low self-esteem, just talk to me. ”
“...”
The pale figure was silent for a long time, and finally, a slight voice as thin as a gossamer sounded, "Bible.."
Li Ang's heart moved, and he drove the vehicle on, and asked, "What?" ”
"Give me, speak, Bible...."
The woman stumbled.
Li Ang's eyes flashed, and he looked at the other party's outfit again,
It can be vaguely seen that the tattered long skirt is a bit like a nun's white religious garment, except that there is no coffee-colored robe cloak or black turban.
Leon took a deep breath, the meaning of the previous monster teaching level under the bed,
Again, only by following certain rules can you solve the anomaly without injury**.
Miss Chai was a little nervous, "I'm going to tell a Bible story this time, will you?" If not, let's just kill her. ”
"Don't worry,"
Li Ang said silently in his heart: "I know the Bible well, and I used to sing it every day, don't worry." ”
"That's good."
Miss Chai breathed a sigh of relief and paused for a moment before she reacted, "Wait, sing?" ”
Before she could ask, Li Ang had already taken a deep breath, and after brewing for half a second, he sang in a Peking Opera singing voice: "Moses, leaving Egypt County,
Will come, before the Red Sea,
I haven't said that my heart is good~ miserable,
Listen to me, angels of the past,
Which one goes to heaven for a turn,
So I said that God would help me drain the seawater,
Don't cut off the life of the Jews,
In the next life, the dog and horse will be returned! ”
The Peking Opera singing voice in this section is the famous "Su Sanqi Solution",
Li Ang reversed the ghost crying wolf howl when he sang just now, and sang this scene sadly and resolutely, which shocked people's hearts.
But this line tells the story of Moses going to sea in the Bible,
When the two are matched, it is really contrary to the extreme.
Miss Chai was dumbfounded when she heard it, but Li Ang was still singing, what is the Henan Opera version of the "Gospel of John",
Flower Drum Opera version of Joshua,
The Allegro version of the Gospel of Mark,
and even the rap version of the Book of Revelation.
sings in a good way, urging people to urinate,
Don't talk about this pale figure,
Even Miss Chai herself had the urge to take refuge and just beg Li Ang not to sing any further.
"Where did you learn this skill?!"
Miss Chai said with some collapse.
"The elderly activity center of the Yinshi sub-district office."
While singing the "Bangs Chopping Wood" version of "Isaiah", Li Ang said silently in his heart: "When I didn't have money before, I often went to the senior center to do volunteer activities.
As long as you play games with grandparents and grandparents, sing songs or something,
You can get free lunch and dinner, as well as air conditioning and WiFi.
Well, I have to say that the old men and ladies are really versatile, and they can do any opera,
Especially when they had a Christmas song garden miscellaneous altar activity before,
After listening to it for a week, you will be able to master all the dramatic ways of singing all the scriptures.
Do you want to learn? I'll teach you. ”
“...”
Miss Chai was a little speechless for a while, and she didn't know what to say.