30 Newspapers and New Puppets
An uneducated king is like a stupid donkey with a crown. This is a quote from a certain king in the history of the kingdom of Guwyvered. But after exhaustive investigation, we found that the contemporary Waverede King Bunyan may not really have ......
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There is a recent rise in popularity in the western part of Pharos, which uses flowery rhetoric to embellish the story, but the core narrative direction is always inescapable of escaping the vulgarity of knights seducing peasant girls, which is obviously not a thing......
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How do you fart in public? Many people think that the buttocks should be clamped tightly to avoid the expulsion of gas from the abdomen. However, it would not be good to hold back your illness for the sake of politeness. If there is a chance to leave the scene, let it be released silently; If you can't, follow our old proverb: cough to cover up the sound of a fart.
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Next to the beautiful pillars of the church, Bernie could clearly see some of the text on the first page of the stack of newspapers in his hand against the bright sunlight.
The information looks varied, with no orderly typography, simple and crude, but it is very unique against the backdrop of the ancient surroundings.
Like the initial alternation between the two eras, quietly converged on this seemingly inconspicuous piece of paper.
"There are several processes in pulp alone, and the papermaking and printing are even more complicated, and finally they have to be sent to the church for review...... Don't look at these papers as inconspicuous, but it's actually a big project to make them happen. ”
As Bernie quietly looked at the newspaper in his hand, the merchant in the curly hat next to him was still explaining.
"Not to mention, this edition is just an ordinary version, we actually have another exclusive church newspaper that is still under development, but for the time being, we have not yet adjusted the suitable paper to carry the relevant sacred texts."
Bernie nodded in understanding.
In this world, words have weight, especially in religious scriptures, and there may not be anything unusual when taken out alone, but if they are connected into sentences, then a thin newspaper like this cannot record it at all.
Therefore, although papermaking and printing have long been born, this convenient product is not popular in Pharos or even in the entire Radiant Lands, and only spreads in the world outside the Radiant Lands.
Of course, there is another reason for this.
"It took a lot of effort to make it appear in the Land of Glory." After roughly scanning the newspaper in his hand, Bernie asked casually.
"Yes, we actually had this contact with the church ten years ago, and we never stopped applying and never getting permission during this time, and it was only recently that we made this breakthrough." Fastest~Mobile::/.78^zw./
The middle-aged merchant said with trepidation on the side: "I can understand why this technology was born on this continent, but it didn't spread...... It's a pity for the ingenuity of that emperor. ”
"This is the inevitable result of not taking into account the context of the times."
Bernie replied, then asked, "Are you going to spread it all over Pharos, or are you going to try it out in a small area?" ”
"We have already done relevant market research, so after obtaining the permission of the church this time, we are ready to directly carry out a comprehensive promotion."
The middle-aged businessman talked about business, "We think that the market potential of the Glorious Land is actually greater than that of Newcastle, and we have counted it relatively well, even if it is a common person here, there are many literate people." ”
"However, they don't have a lot of vocabulary, and they have learned it by memorizing the words of the church scriptures all year round, so it takes a lot of thought to organize the content of the newspaper according to their knowledge......
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As if it was thought that Bernie's presence would be much more convenient, the businessman named Berdwin revealed his intention to place the newspaper headquarters of the Diocese of Roland in Shiphull and invited Bernie to serve as a religious content advisor.
Naturally, there was nothing to refuse, and Bernie nodded.
So at last the merchant was content and ready to leave.
But before leaving, he thought of one more thing, so he hurriedly added: "I hope to report your matter to our boss, maybe he will be more than happy to come and meet you." ”
"I'm looking forward to talking to Wiblen." Bernie responded, "Is he okay now?" ”
"Boss Veblen is currently in the royal capital of Pharos."
The merchant replied, "But it is said that the situation in the royal capital is a little chaotic now, and I don't know what the situation is. ”
Bernie nodded.
After watching the other party leave, he narrowed his gaze and groaned slightly.
Considering that there isn't much entertainment in the current era, and church work is done, the newspaper should quickly become popular.
However, the entertainment attribute of this kind of thing is actually only incidental......
Everything was going on in an orderly manner, and Bernie didn't think much about it before he got back into the hustle and bustle of church work.
It wasn't until noon that he took the time to enter a world of black fog.
The light of the trance candle darkens the surrounding environment, but it does not affect Bernie's "vision".
Black Book, Red Potion, Blue Rope, Golden Apple......
A messy pile of objects sat on the desk in front of him, representing Bernie's recent research.
In recent times, he has basically figured out some of the items that a player has contributed.
The main items are the items in the player shop, such as golden apples with amplification experience, red potions, dandelions that allow players to reincarnate in the transfer area, and blue ropes that speed up the speed of doing quests.
The Golden Apple of Amplification XP is considered by Bernie to be a special item that specifically enhances the Devouring Sequence, and when used, increases the speed at which players can devour the host's soul.
However, this devour cannot be used on Bernie's Black Dog, as the Black Dog is no longer the same as the Devour sequence in the player's body.
Of course, the black dog in the black fog world actually doesn't need to increase anything, because Bernie engraved the rune sequence in the black fog world, and this dog is equivalent to the extension ability of the black fog world.
With the corresponding personal blessings, it currently devours any target quickly and without hindrance.
The second red potion was nothing to Bernie's mind, as it was just an ordinary healing potion that quickly repaired physical damage at the cost of life potential, and there were many such potions in the church.
In the end, the blue rope called the Rope of Destiny and the dandelion of free will made him care a lot, because their combination can amplify one of the original abilities of the Black Mist World......
Thoughts were racing in his mind, but Bernie ignored the two items for a moment, and instead took an oil painting on his desk.
The oil painting looks very classical, and it depicts a nude lady bathed in a pond, with no face visible, and the fat back still glistening in front of the eye.
It comes from the same tomb that the fairy player explored last time, and it doesn't seem to be anything special other than a shimmering glow.
But upon Bernie's observations, he discovers that there are some interesting secrets hidden inside.
It's just that if you want to crack this secret, you need to put a certain amount of thought into it......
As he was thinking, out of the corner of his eye, Bernie suddenly noticed that something had suddenly disappeared from the shelf of the mall not far away.
Looking sideways, he noticed that it seemed that the fairy player had taken an item called the Xenomorph Bloodline Purification Fruit for the lottery.
It reminded him of one thing
Although the general environment has not changed, now that the "pipeline" program with the phagocytosis sequence as the core has been perfected, it seems that it should be possible to start promoting it.
Before he can do that, though, Bernie needs to be sure of a few things.
So he turned his head to look at the puppets that existed behind him, and after making a round of them, he set his eyes on one of the most unique targets.
It has wings on its back, a hideous head, and a long and narrow tail......
It was a dragon.