Chapter 996: The whole world celebrates
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Tamamo was in a dilemma, and the Lingzi Mother behind her spoke.
"She's Cai Gen's queuing customer, is she worthy?"
What is a queue customer?
Zhang Mouse was a little vague.
Maybe it's a business relationship.
Since it has something to do with the god of suffering, then this face should be given.
"Yes, I'll bring my wife to treat my injuries in a few days, and this place has something to call me, so I'll leave first."
Yuzao let out a long sigh of relief, it seemed that he had borrowed Cai Gen's light after all.
I hope that in the future, Cai Gen will not dismantle his own platform.
"Brother Zhang, don't send it slowly, often come to play when you have time."
Sichen glared at Yuzao viciously, but didn't say anything, as if he was also giving Cai Gen face.
When the night beast walked past the tamaki, he looked up and down for a long time, and then caught up with Zhang Mouse.
"Rats..."
"It's called the rat."
"Cheng, you're a cow, Lord Rat, okay?"
"Good, Xiaoxi, you can tell me if you have anything."
"If you really like that place, just grab it?
So what's the trouble? ”
"Xiaoxi, I'll teach you the first lesson now, there are a lot of good things in the world, you can't grab someone else's if you like it, it's not the way to do things like that.
Living in the world like an individual, to follow the rules, understand the reason, not be willful, and indulge oneself are all necessary mentalities to become stronger. ”
"Master Mouse, I can't remember what you said so much, can you write me a piece of paper when you go back?
I must memorize it well, and in order to become stronger, I will definitely be able to memorize it. ”
Zhang Mouse thought about the Lingzi mother just now, and the subtext was not to tell the night beast.
really fights, and I don't know the bottom in my heart, that old lady, unfathomable.
If you fail to grab something, how embarrassing is it to be beaten again?
Anyway, now that I'm a god, I don't want anything, I have to have a face, right?
Even if you are shameless and spread it, the god created by Cai Gen is nothing, what face will you have to see Cai Gen in the future?
Of course, you can't say any of this, just know how to advance and retreat.
"Well, okay, Xiaoxi, you have to work hard, me and your grandmother are very optimistic about you."
"Master Mouse, that girl is good, introduce me to my girlfriend?"
"That's a second marriage, you're still a guy, I've wronged you."
"What's wrong with the second marriage, it's not like I want to live a lifetime, it's just a matter of one year, I don't care."
"You don't care, I'm afraid she does.
Cheng, don't say I don't do anything, there will be opportunities in the future, you guys will deal with it slowly..."
Looking at the three people who walked away, Yuzao was full of black lines.
I'm the second marriage in Zhang Mouse's mouth, right?
Who are these people, and what are they talking about?
What brain circuits, psychosis, right?
"Sister, listen, are they talking in human language? What's wrong with the guy?
No, I didn't mean that.
Why did you introduce me to someone?
Do they deserve it? ”
Ling Zimu smiled and put away the rice jar, I was really afraid that the conversation just now would collapse and I would have to be in trouble.
"Why don't you deserve it, that silver-haired beast is a night beast.
If you marry him, not to mention other benefits, it is appropriate to keep Qin Chun forever. ”
Yes?
That turned out to be the Nightfall Beast?
Tamamo feels like the world is too crazy.
However, it was only a brief surprise, and it was conquered by the four words of eternal youth.
Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor closed his eyes and sat in the center, motionless, as if pondering, where should the fate of these three realms go?
It's just that the snoring sound that comes from time to time breaks this contemplation.
"Jade Emperor, Jade Emperor, great news, it's done, it's done again."
The Jade Emperor was interrupted and dozed off, no, he was very annoyed when he interrupted his train of thought, and he was about to get angry when he opened his eyes.
But when he saw that it was Taishang Laojun, he adjusted his mood in time.
"Brother Jun, don't panic, speak slowly.
Is there any good news now? ”
It's no wonder that the Jade Emperor is negative, it's just the coordinates of the world, and after it is widely publicized, endless troubles will follow, and it is difficult to have good news.
Thousands of curses could not alleviate the resentment in his heart towards the west.
That group of people who died on the streets, broke into such a catastrophe, and shook the foundation of the Three Realms, is that the pot that the Four Heavenly Kings can carry?
Even if you add that Jizo King, you can't withstand such a big thunder.
I asked three times a day, but I couldn't give an explanation, did I have no one in the heavenly court to bully me?
Also, it's true that there isn't much left.
Thinking of this, the Jade Emperor sighed.
"Brother Jun, hurry up and say, what's the matter again?
It's good or bad, you give me a move. ”
Dizzy, don't you tell me not to panic and speak slowly?
I'd like to wait here for two more days, but I don't know if it's slow enough.
What you think in your heart, you can't say it on your lips, and you can't show it on your face.
"Jade Emperor, this time is really a major benefit.
Since the last time Fu Zhengshen returned to the throne in the world, today, yes, is the Chinese New Year's Eve in the world.
Let me sell it here, do you remember what happened in the Chinese New Year's Eve? ”
The Jade Emperor looked at the Taishang Laojun who was buried in the stalk, and thought to himself, why is this old guy so lucky?
Drawing lots so many times, why didn't you win once?
Is there a shady scene?
It would be nice if he was sucked down, and there would be no one to tease him here.
Beat the spirit and praise Taishang Laojun.
"Chinese New Year's Eve? If I remember correctly, today is the day of the Stove God's appeal to the heavens, is someone coming to receive the year-end bonus? ”
"Jade Emperor, you forgot, the Stove God has long been submerged, where is there still someone to complain.
Besides, the lawsuit is a small year, not the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, you guess again. ”
Well, thank you for reminding me that the Stove is gone.
The Jade Emperor continued to cooperate, as if he had suddenly evoked memories that he didn't want to remember.
"Chinese New Year's Eve, when the Lord of Guanghan Palace begged me to do something, I promised to go to her to watch a song and dance performance every Chinese New Year's Eve.
Hey, reminiscing about the past, forget it, Xiao'e has also smoked it..."
Taishang Laojun is sweating a little, what are you thinking about all day long?
"No, Jade Emperor, guess again, guess the matter."
Interrupted by the memories, the Jade Emperor was finally unhappy.
The dignity of the superior is that if you make me unhappy, no one should be happy.
"Ah, Brother Jun, I thought about it, look at my memory.
Chinese New Year's Eve is the birthday of Princess Iron Fan's son, and I don't know if I have a good time in the west?
Brother Jun, are you still in touch now? ”
Can this be said?
Taishang Laojun's face also began to look bad, and he hesitated for a long time and skipped the question session.
"Jade Emperor, today is the day of the Chinese New Year's Eve battle."
"Chinese New Year's Eve? Could it be that this year, the night beast didn't come and was absent from work? ”
Oh, I'll go, Taishang Laojun really can't bear it, I really can't afford it.
"Jade Emperor, in the Chinese New Year's Eve battle, Xiao Nian's god gentleman rat was chosen by the bitter god and became a god in the flesh."
Yes!
"God in the flesh? Is it in the world? ”
The Jade Emperor was so excited that he burst into tears, and kicked the table away with a bloody kick.
"As long as the righteous gods protect it, there will be no chaos in the human world, the foundation of the Three Realms will not fall, and there is hope for the revival of the heavenly court!
Brother Jun, you take out your family foundation, let's celebrate the whole world together, and have a Ruixue Trillion Year. ”
This one...
Taishang Laojun wanted to cry without tears, so he could only pretend to be happy and howl.