Chapter 378: Zeng Xiaoxian: Forget about eight folds, is it good to break bones?
The car came to Meng Lang and the three and stopped.
Zhang Chulan and Feng Xingtong, the two young people, got out of the car first and bowed and saluted: "Good master, good two masters!" ”X2
Although Xiaofeng didn't quite understand what the operation of the two senior sisters was, he still accepted this fact very honestly when he thought of the thousands of instructions from the senior brother on the way here.
Meng Lang nodded lightly, raised his hand and pointed in a direction not far away: "You two go find an RV to clean up first, and I will formally teach you some things after dinner." ”
The two little ones heard the words, and they turned into starry eyes in seconds.
Ever since they had seen Meng and the Old Heavenly Master fight on Dragon and Tiger Mountain, the two of them also had a relatively clear understanding of their master's true strength...... These two are definitely the big guys among the big guys, and one person penetrates the existence of the other ten guys.
"Yes! Master! Excitedly agreed, the two apprentices ran away with longing.
Seeing that they had been sent away, Meng Lang turned his head to look at Hu Yifei and his wife who came uninvited.
"What do you see? Nuo Lan is my friend with Zeng Xiaoxian, and I'm afraid that you will misunderstand her, so I'll come over to help explain. The female devil explained her intentions bluntly.
"Misunderstanding? Isn't she a student of the Sleeping King? What's wrong with that? Meng asked knowingly with a look of interest on his face.
Seeing this, Nuo Lan didn't want to embarrass Hu Yifei, so he smiled and stepped forward to explain: "Minister Meng, actually-"
"Oops! What's there to shy away from this? Meng Lang, come with me. Zeng Xiaoxian, who has always been procrastinating, was rare this time, and raised his hand to interrupt Nuo Lan and pulled Meng aside.
"Teacher Zeng, you don't want to help that woman as a guarantor, do you? Actually, you and Sister Yifei don't have to do this, even if they are not your friends, her current identity is also the mouthpiece of the sleeping king of the ugly country, and I didn't intend to embarrass her. ”
"Oops~ not what you think!"
Zeng Xiaoxian danced and gestured, and then suddenly grabbed Meng someone's hand, his face was full of sincerity: "Xiaolang, touch your conscience and say, how does Brother Xian usually treat you?" ”
Meng Lang withdrew his hand quietly, and said indifferently: "General." ”
"Uh." Zeng Xiaoxian's face was stunned, and he forced a smile, "But, in general, I'm sorry about you-"
"Very general...... Meng Lang interrupted the slut Zeng with an expressionless face, "Teacher Zeng, I'm very busy, if you don't hurry up and get to the point, I'll have to go over and negotiate with that lady." ”
"Alas......"
Zeng Xiaoxian saw that Meng didn't eat his set, so he had to tell the truth: "Meng Lang, you don't know, Nuolan is my ex-girlfriend." ”
"Oh, so what?"
"So no matter what I think, Yifei actually owes a little bit to Nuolan in his heart...... The psychiatrist Jason called Yifei to tell Yifei about the relationship between Nuo Lan and the ugly country, and asked Yifei to protect Nuo Lan's safety. ”
"Keep her safe? What do you mean? Meng Lang was finally a little curious.
"That's the case, you all know Jason's situation, in fact, Nuo Lan is similar, she was taken as an apprentice by the sleeping king when she was studying abroad when she was young."
At that time, the relationship had not deteriorated, and Nuo Lan didn't think about it so much, she wanted to learn more out of curiosity about psychic magic, so she played a banana man on the sleeping king's side...... She even specially found an ugly Chinese local to get a certificate for this purpose, and acted in front of the sleeping king. ”
"So...... Does your ex-girlfriend actually have a husband? ”
"Oh no! Nuo Lan and that man are just fake marriages! Zeng Xiaoxian was a little irritated by Meng someone's strange concern, "And shouldn't you be more concerned about the problem of banana people now?" ”
"Okay, then you can go on."
"Later, Nuo Lan's psychic magic learning encountered a bottleneck, so she quietly escaped from the ugly country and divorced her fake ex-husband."
"Isn't that good?" Meng shrugged.
Zeng Xiaoxian smiled bitterly: "On the surface, it looks very good, Nuo Lan also met me at that time and became my girlfriend." ”
"Hurry up and say but, I'm too lazy to listen to your awkward love triangle drama, love triangle or something is the most boring."
Zeng Xiaoxian: ヽ(。 _°)ノ?
Turning his head to look at the delicate and lovely Zhuge Dali and Feng Baobao next to him, the slut once again refreshed his understanding of the word shameless, and his chest rose and fell violently for a while before he barely swallowed the complaint that he almost blurted out.
"Okay - but, Nuo Lan is still too young after all, she only found out that her magic circuit was manipulated by the sleeping king after returning to China for a while, and he needs to use his own method to regulate it every once in a while, otherwise there will be a risk of insanity."
"So...... You and Sister Yifei hooked up when they had to go back to the United States? ”
Zeng Xiaoxian: "......"
Meng Lang is a good person, but it's a pity that he is not a dumb person.
"Xiao Lang, you have to ask more questions about the relationship between the three of us."
"In short, the current situation is like this - although I married Yifei 100% out of true love, I am still sorry for Nuo Lan in the end."
"Moreover, Yifei has been guilty all these years, she always felt that Nuo Lan took the initiative to quit after learning about the two of us because of the relationship between the sleeping king, and she always wanted to compensate Nuo Lan."
"So what? Don't beat around the bush, just tell me what kind of calculation you husband and wife are making. Meng Lang said impatiently.
Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian's face was full of flattering smiles, and he rubbed his hands and said, "Hehehehe...... Xiao Lang, I heard Yifei's grandfather and my old man say that the current flower planter belongs to you and the old master is the most powerful alien, and I don't know the old master well, so I want to come to you and ask......"
"Can I help your ex-girlfriend with the problem?"
"Wow~ Xiaolang, you are really smart, you can see through a little!"
Meng Lang rolled his eyes, just the attitude of the two of you singing and harmonizing, a fool can't see it, right?
"I haven't seen the situation of that eldest sister with my own eyes, so I can't pack the ticket, but I can promise you to do your best, but ...... If I can help her heal, I'd like to charge you both a little money. ”
Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed: "No problem! As long as you can cure Nuo Lan, I and Yifei will give you all our property with both hands! ”
Meng Lang waved his hand slightly: "I don't need all the property, I just need you to nod and sell me the excavator on the top floor of the love apartment." ”
The excavator on the top floor is the first love nest for his little three, if he moves away in the future and lets others live in it, he will be a little unhappy, it is better to buy it directly.
But thinking that after all, it is also the wedding room prepared by Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian for themselves, and the gentleman does not win people's love, and now it would be a good thing if he could take advantage of the opportunity to give away this favor.
Zeng Xiaoxian: ▄█▀█●
"No problem! I'll give you eight ...... No, I have no problem with breaking a bone for you, please buy it from Boss Meng! ”
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