Teacher Zhuge has started his small class.

"Scumbag is a popular word on the Internet, and the original meaning refers to a man who feels good about himself, is selfish, is good at taking, is irresponsible, and takes pleasure in playing with other people's feelings."

"As we all know, the only difference between a scumbag and a male god is whether morality is corrupt or not."

"In addition, their ability, appearance and social status are often much higher than the male average, which is the prerequisite for attracting girls to moths to fight fires."

As she spoke, the little girl stood on tiptoe and patted Meng Lang's head, and continued to explain with a calm face:

"Originally, there were very few men who could be defined as scumbags, but with the distortion of the concept of scumbags by Internet culture and some pathological feminist organizations, as long as you have a good impression of women other than your girlfriend, you may be defined as a scumbag."

Zhuge Hercules looked flat, obviously disapproving of this argument.

After a slight pause, she continued:

"In fact, as long as we are careful in physics, we can know that it is impossible for a person not to have a good impression of other excellent members of the opposite sex at all."

"The person who uttered the phrase 'If the love between the two is long, how can it be in the morning and twilight' must not understand science."

"Anyone who has studied electromagnetism seriously knows that the Coulomb interaction between two positive and negative charges can be easily cut off by other charges."

"In the same way, if a man is surrounded by a group of good women, then he is more or less attracted to these women – that's science."

When Meng Lang heard this, he couldn't help but smile bitterly: "You mean to say that now that the baby is not here, it is natural for me to be attracted to the excellent you?" ”

Zhuge nodded vigorously and solemnly: "That's right, maybe some people can restrain this attraction, but what really makes them restrain is definitely not morality and love!" ”

"Uh..."Meng Lang scratched his head, and defended himself with a little weakness, "Vigorously, this is not necessarily the case, right?" ”

"Nope! That's just the way it is. The little girl's expression was very determined, "For this reason, a sociologist has done a detailed big data comparison. ”

"As a result, with the exception of a few examples that are difficult to corroborate, there is only one reason why a man gives up stealing - and that is that he cannot afford to expose the matter."

"Why is the probability of derailment of the three types of people, rich second generation, celebrities, and public officials decreasing in turn?"

The reason is that the price of the rich second generation cheating may only be to pay some money, while the derailment of celebrities will lose a large group of fans, as for the derailment of public officials...... Is his future in sight? ”

"So." The little girl smiled and patted Meng Lang's shoulder and said, "Raise your head bravely!" You're not a scumbag. ”

"Strictly speaking, you're just an ordinary person with a weak sense of morality."

Meng Lang: (ಥ_ಥ)

'Vigor, why do I always feel like you're scolding me?' ’

The more Meng listened, the more confused he became, and he couldn't help but interrupt the little girl's enthusiastic popular science.

"That, Dali, it's already like this, and the baby also said that she doesn't care, so I won't deliberately alienate you in the future, let's not teach first, right?"

"Everyone in the apartment is still waiting outside the door, let's go out and call them for dinner."

"Well, that's fine." Zhuge vigorously walked to the side of the table and carefully put away the poster that meant a lot to her, and then wrapped his arms around Meng Lang again and pulled him out of the door.

"Wow-" X5

Seeing the two walking out of the room so intimately, the comics in the love apartment said that today's trip was not in vain, and the melon had already been eaten.

Facing the group of lively pit goods outside the door, Meng directly put out dead fish eyes and silently replied.

Zhuge Dali smiled brightly at everyone generously: "Meng Lang is now my intern boyfriend." ”

Hearing this, the pit goods in the love apartment all showed a smile that would (eight) their hearts (hang).

They are indeed happy for the little girl.

In the past few days of getting along, Zhuge has made great efforts and Meng Lang's evasion has been seen by everyone, and now when they hear this happy result, everyone can be regarded as letting go of a worry.

Subsequently, Meng directly used his boss's authority to make some dishes in the coffee shop, and was ready to take them back to the apartment with others to solve the dinner problem.

Just as they were about to go out, Zhuge Dali did not forget to come to Meng Lang's ear and remind: "Meng Lang, the people of all sexes are still in the room next to them. ”

"Oh, you said she?" Meng Lang turned back to the little girl and smiled indifferently, "Let's leave her alone." ”

"It's good to get this bit of information tomorrow, I'm not interested in that woman's plan to target Longhu Mountain, and our next goal is not to suppress all sex."

"Oh, okay."

Zhuge nodded lightly when she heard this, and didn't say anything more, she believed in Meng Lang's judgment.

Everyone then giggled all the way back to the love apartment.

Under everyone's teasing and teasing, Meng Lang finished his dinner elegantly and embarrassedly, and then he threw his takeaway box into the trash can and rushed into his room without looking back.

All this experience today made Meng a little tired while secretly rejoicing.

Gritting his teeth, he took out the "Intimacy Paradise" that never left him with his tired spirit, and wrote on it:

In 2020, on the XX day, Hu Yifei, Lu Ziqiao, Chen Meijia, Shi Jiali, and Zhang Wei did something very excessive to me (it doesn't matter what I did, in short, it was very excessive), and I wrote down this hatred.

After memorizing the small notebook, Meng Lang felt that his mood had changed a lot.

Sure enough, the joy of a man's life lies in being happy and revengeful!

"Anyway, Zhuge Qing was arranged by me for the king to beat him, this first account is considered a write-off, then I remember the second account should be ......'

While thinking, Meng Lang turned the second page of "Intimacy Paradise".

I saw that it read:

On the XX day of XX in 2020, the whole sex four-man madness caused Young Master Ben to sleep for a night of beauty sleep, this hatred - I wrote it down.

Well...... The next one is the all-sex four-madness.

Now that he has promised Xia He not to pursue her again, as an elegant and easy-going big demon king, he can't just promise to let others go today, and regret it tomorrow, right?

At least until the day after tomorrow, right?

In addition, Shen Chong and Dou Mei have become Zhang San's younger brothers, so there is no need to use them before squeezing out their surplus value.

So, there's only one left-

Gao Ning, you deserve to be unlucky!

The broad-minded Meng immediately started to act after locking on the target.

I saw him take out his mobile phone and skillfully dial Xiao Hei's number.

Soon, the phone was connected.

"Watching the moon and the wind at night, the west bank of the south plain and the east slope of the north slope. If the boss has something to say, Xiao Hei will rush immediately! ”

Meng Lang: (#→⌒→)...

How is it this every time.

He rubbed his eyebrows and quickly interrupted: "Liuwa, you stop me!" Stop talking! Directly handed the phone to Sanwa, I looked for something to him. ”

Liuwa: "......"

After about half a minute, a low and indifferent voice came from Meng Lang's mobile phone receiver: "Boss, what are you looking for me?" ”

Hearing this, the corners of Meng's mouth hooked up a mysterious smile: "Sanwa, help me post a reward order on the Internet......"

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