glanced at his partner, Zeng Xiaoxian, who had never seen the world and didn't know how capable these gods in the audience were, smiled at the microphone in his ear with a breezy face:

"Alright, let's get down to business, let's move on to the previous exam review!

Yes, as everyone guessed before, the purpose of the first exam 'Virtue' that Minister Meng prepared for everyone was to see people's hearts in a simple place. ”

As he spoke, Zeng Xiaoxian took half a step back and gave up his position to Lu Ziqiao.

The latter looked at the audience with a slightly nervous expression, and the draft of the speech that he had memorized for three days in his mind was also a little blurry.

But it doesn't matter, Lu Ziqiao decisively put on the positive emotional BUFF of the twelve labor arrays, and in the next second, an ace host who played chicken blood was immediately in place:

"As the saying goes, 'Ten years of trees, 100 years of people'.

If a person's moral character is not up to the mark, even if he has received a higher education, he is just a big moth.

However, even now, in the midst of great changes unseen in a century, every descendant of Yan and Huang is fighting for the rise of China, and there are still a handful of black sheep who are shamelessly pulling the hind legs of the country and the nation!

The ancients said, "Don't take evil as small, don't do good as small." ”

It can be seen that there is no big or small morality.

If you don't litter, you are also doing good, although this kindness is small, but the merit is immeasurable!

Moral degradation is also evil if it supports piracy, and although this evil is small, it is also a crime!

Therefore, in order to test the morality of the contestants, we specially asked the aunt at the ticket office of the scenic spot to distribute free mineral water to you according to the number of people who bought the tickets, and temporarily removed the trash cans along the line.

In this way, there are only two possibilities for people who do not have mineral water bottles in their hands at this moment, either you litter, which belongs to Xiaode and loses, or you escape to buy tickets, which is a crime and a crime! ”

Speaking of this, in the complicated eyes of the people who suddenly realized that they were happy, indifferent, sneering, or regretful, Zeng Xiaoxian held the headset and announced in his characteristic cheap voice:

"Everyone, please note that you have the next half an hour to deliver the mineral water bottles to the staff and register.

It's noon, and we've prepared a sumptuous free lunch in the cafeteria, and after eating, we'll have a second 'wisdom' test there, so stay tuned......"

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An hour later, Songshan Yinfeng Canteen.

At the end of the meal, the contestants sat in place, staring at the members of the health brigade who were responsible for maintaining order around them, and secretly guessed what kind of fresh and refined test questions the clear-minded Minister Meng would prepare in the second trial.

But alas, they guessed wrong.

In the next second, it was the two hosts, Zeng Xiaoxian and Lu Ziqiao, who entered the venue, and they were holding a stack of ordinary ...... in their hands at this time Examination paper?

When everyone was puzzled, Zeng Xiaoxian said: "Since the second session is an assessment of wisdom, it naturally needs to fit the basic national conditions of our country. ”

"That's right!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't hold back a smile and answered on the side, "As we all know, making rolls is a basic survival skill that is commonly mastered by young people in my country, and it can be said to be the foundation of life, so ......"

Everyone: (((??) Д??)))？？？

One of the contestants interrupted impatiently without waiting for him to finish: "Hey! You're not kidding! The first 'exam' was so carefully arranged, and the second one was directly fooled with the real exam? ”

"This player, don't worry, listen to me." Lu Ziqiao and Yan Yuese pressed down with one hand, signaling the other party to be calm, "Please rest assured, our trial team definitely didn't mean to fool you, this set of exam questions about 'wisdom' was painstakingly prepared by our boss's wife, and I promise not to disappoint you." ”

As he spoke, Lu Laobu gestured to Zeng Xiaoxian, who willingly handed the test papers to the other staff members and asked them to send them one by one, and took advantage of this time to explain the rules to everyone.

"The exam is 90 minutes long, and you can pass the test if you score 60 points or more, so I would like to remind everyone that you should never think about cheating with other people.

We have more than 20 invigilators on patrol, and if anyone is found to be talking to someone and trying to pass on the answer, they will be immediately disqualified from the exam! ”

After explaining the rules of the exam, Lu and Zeng came to a round table next to them, and played exciting flying chess while eating refreshments, leaving only a group of contestants to look at the test papers in their hands and began to doubt their lives-

Zhang Lingyu grabbed the pen in his hand, but found that he couldn't write a word except his name.

The honest boy even wondered if he had been specifically targeted, but when he turned to look at the others, he found that everyone in the crowd looked at a loss, except for a few people who were struggling to write.

This is outrageous, and it means that the test papers in other people's hands are as nonsense as their own.

Zhang Lingyu really can't understand whether the "boss lady" of the health brigade has a problem with her brain, and does she really expect someone to score 60 points in these questions?

Astrophysics, Laurent Series Display, Convolutional Neural Networks, DES Encryption Algorithms, Orthogonal Experiments, Chi-Square Tests, Third-Order Matrices, Particle Static Energy Formulations, Versailles Summonies, Indefinite Integrals, Atomic K-Shell Models......

I'm a Taoist priest, not an academician of the Chinese Academy of Sciences!

Besides, even academicians of the Chinese Academy of Sciences can't master so much weird knowledge across disciplines, right?!

Are you Meng Lang playing tricks on us?

Even if you don't want to give us a bonus, there's no need to embarrass people for the second exam, right?

If you don't cheat on this kind of exam, you won't be able to cheat at all...... Huh?

The examiner just now seems to have only said that he would not allow the answer to be passed, but he did not say that he would not be allowed to cheat!

Or...... Try?

Closing his eyes again and carefully scrutinizing what the examiner had just said, the corners of Zhang Lingyu's mouth hooked up a confident smile.

In the next second, he took out his mobile phone casually and swaggered online to check the answer in front of countless patrol invigilators.

Sure enough, my guess was correct! ’

Seeing that several invigilators turned a deaf ear to his actions, Zhang Lingyu couldn't help but sigh secretly.

'To have such lofty ambitions and at the same time to think of testing our character and morality with a small mineral water bottle, it is naturally impossible for a noble person like Minister Meng, who has a tiger in his heart but can smell roses, just to make fun of us.

Indeed, such an assessment is necessary and fits the theme of wisdom

The fundamental purpose of this test question is not to test our knowledge reserves, its purpose is actually to test whether we can keep up with the development of the times!

Now there are many sects that have been out of touch with the times, they reject all new things, do not understand the truth that things change with time, and have completely degenerated into the dross of the old era.

Master once said when he asked me to learn to send a circle of friends before, aliens are also people, and people must learn to keep pace with the times, and the use of electronic products is a skill that must be mastered as much as writing! ’

Looking for the answer with his fingers flying, the light in Zhang Lingyu's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he suddenly looked forward to what kind of surprise the next three test questions would bring him......

PS: Second update.

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