Talk about the world.

"Fellow players, please note that the first Xiuzhen Realm Walk-behind Tractor Competition is about to start."

"Now, please start your cars."

Hearing the instructions of the white seniors, the fairies, Taoist chiefs, masters, demon kings, and senior monks from all walks of life, each with a tractor rocker, bent over and raised their buttocks, and started the car with a sigh.

This is a famous scene, and it is also the black history of all the cultivators, which belongs to the kind that everyone knows but is absolutely not allowed to mention in front of them.

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Song Le doesn't care, anyway, it's not himself who makes a fool of himself, but the three waves of crazy knives.

No, it's not the three waves of the mad knife, from the beginning of the plot to the present, he has always been in the state of a big horse monkey (an illusion imposed by Huangshan Zhenjun), and not many people recognize him......

As soon as he thought of this, a voice in his ears reminded him that it was not that no one recognized him.

"Song Le, aren't you going to cancel the illusion?"

"There are 2,020 fans here who are paying attention to your every move, including many female fans, your big horse monkey state, which affects your image very much."

The voice is Bai Xingxing's voice, from the live broadcast room.

It was not a real voice, but a consciousness that had been transformed through space, which appeared directly in Song Le's mind and would not be noticed by anyone.

Song Le's way of answering is also through consciousness, without opening his mouth.

That's right, under the mobilization of Bai Xingxing, Song Le finally agreed to directly participate in the anchor this time, personally lead the entire live broadcast process, and interact with fans in the live broadcast.

However, it is not through the barrage, but through the transfer of Bai Xingxing and hurting others and himself, after all, there are too many fans, and everyone sending a barrage together will affect Song Le's performance.

For example, the sentence that Bai Xingxing reminded just now was specially proposed by a female fan.

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"That's good, I don't think there's anything that affects the image."

Song Le shook the engine with a snort, a snort, and responded with consciousness.

He is a person who focuses on reality and has never paid much attention to the issue of image.

"Big brother, if you use the ontology to broadcast live, it will naturally not affect the image, after all, you are handsome and look good in everything."

"But you're now broadcasting live as a big horse monkey, do you want female fans to look at the monkey face and associate your handsome face?"

Bai Xingxing's voice was gloomy, and he didn't know if it was because of jealousy.

"Well...... this"

Song Le was actually very unhappy in his heart.

Because he usually commands others, except for his wife and daughter, it is rare for others to command him.

But he is a mature entrepreneur after all, and he still understands the truth that a husband can bend and stretch.

Let's just think of myself as an actor. ’

This sentence is his inner activity, and it will not be passed on to Bai Xingxing.

But just as he was about to cast a spell (the spell of the three waves of the mad sword) to turn back into the three waves of the wild sword, an accident happened.

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In the original plot, Senior Bai explained that there is a gossip collector (equivalent to a video camera) in the sky, which records the scene of all the cultivation bosses pouting their butts and shaking the tractor and transmits it to the daily practice newspaper.

At this time, the three waves of crazy knives staged one of the classic scenes.

"Hello fellow Daoists in front of the TV, I'm Tianhe Su's Ah Qi, and my racing car number is No. 38, please remember me and cheer for me!"

This sentence was said by the three waves of the wild knife in the state of a big horse monkey, and after finishing speaking, all the Daoists of Jiuzhou No. 1 laughed.

Then, Su Clan Ah Qi, who was not present, entrusted the Creation Dharma King to clean up the three waves of the Crazy Knife fiercely, and almost got the three waves of the Crazy Knife out of the game.

After that, Su Shi Ah Qi raised the knife again and chased the mad knife for three waves for a long time.

To die, but also to die in public, for fear that he will offend the "big seniors" who die, this is the talent of the three waves of the mad knife, and it is also the root cause of the three waves of the crazy knife repeatedly staged famous scenes.

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In the original plot, the mad knife Sanlang was naturally a brick-level death master, but now, it is Song Le's soul that controls this body, so naturally there will be no more such a situation.

How could a mature and steady person like him do such a childish thing.

But the problem is, with the identity of the three waves of the mad knife, even if Song Le doesn't want to die, can he really do it?

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"Hello fellow Daoists in front of the TV, this is my eldest brother Tianhe Su Shi Ah Qi, his racing car number is No. 38, please remember him and cheer for him!"

It's still the same sentence, but the main body of the speech has changed, from the three waves of the crazy knife to a guy who suddenly came out to recognize the eldest brother.

However, the effect is the same.

This simple method of being mentally retarded can't frame others, but framing the three waves of the mad knife is a steady one, because the glorious achievements of the three waves of the crazy knife in the past are because everyone knows that the three waves of the crazy knife can really do this kind of thing.

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The Snow Wolf Cave Master silently took out a business card from his bosom and handed it to Crazy Dao Sanlang: "Brother Sanlang, this is the business card of Miss Jiang Ziyan, a disciple of the Medicine Master's family, I think you will use it after the competition." ”

Crazy Knife Sanlang silently took the business card and silently walked to his "little brother".

The Snow Wolf Cave Master glanced at the three waves of the Wild Knife in surprise.

If the rumors he heard were correct, the three waves of the mad knife at this time should have laughed, and then shouted wildly: "Don't worry, I'll be fine." I don't need this business card. ”

'The three waves of the mad knife are not waves and do not die, is it possible that the sun has come out in the west? ’

The Snow Wolf Cave Lord looked up at the sky, and then at the Crazy Knife Sanlang who gritted his teeth and talked to the "little brother", shook his head, and put this matter aside for the time being.

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"Very clever, one sentence will eliminate all my advantages, can you ask you about the name of this master?"

Song Le gritted his teeth and said.

He was deliberate and spent a lot of money to get the identity of the three waves of the mad knife, and when he was about to take this opportunity to get the "blessing of the white seniors", he was completely eliminated by this guy's casual words, how could he not want to ask the identity of the other party?

The other party smiled coldly and replied, "Deep well ice." ”

Song Le was stunned for a moment, then furious, "What?!" You call me insane?! ”

The other party's cold face immediately pulled his hips, and he said gloomily: "My surname is Shenjing, and my single name is an ice word, please don't associate me with that scolding word." ”

Song Le was dumbfounded, then pointed at Shenjing Bing and laughed, almost laughing so much that he couldn't lift his waist.

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The Snow Wolf Cave Master heard the laughter of the three waves of the mad knife, and the heart that had been holding on immediately let go.

'Sanlang Daoyou is still the original little expert in death, and he is not possessed by anything strange, so I am relieved now. ’

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Live room.

Hurting others and not being good for oneself couldn't help laughing, Bai Xingxing smiled and slapped the table, Xue Mao Studio 018 was even more exaggerated, a mouthful of stinky mandarin fish bibimbap sprayed on the screen, and the "fragrance" was overflowing.

The barrage exploded on the spot.

"Holy shit! The high IQ directly becomes deep into the ice, this turn is too urgent, right? ”

"Is there really someone who names himself Fukai Bing?"

"Deep well ice, neuropathy, deep well ice, neuropathy ......"

"Is this dude trying to laugh at me and continue with my keyboard?"

"Awesome Klas!"

"I said, where is there anyone with the surname Shenjing? Hmm, this isn't Japanese, is it? ”

"Huh? It's really possible that the Japanese do have the surname Fukai in their surnames. ”

"If it's really Japanese, then Song Le's level won't be easy."