Chapter 15 Self-employed
rejected Meng Yinan's invitation, and Zhang Xuan was overjoyed.
However, since he decided to go it alone, he needed to set up his own studio, and Zhang Xuan still had a little money left in his hand, which was enough.
rented a storefront on the funeral street, registered the industry and commerce as a self-employed person, and Zhang Xuan went it alone, but before that, he had to expand his network.
On the funeral street, although they do business with the living, they occasionally deal with the dead.
There are all kinds of paper money, flags, paper figures, coffins, urns, wreaths, these offerings, which are particularly cold.
"People are most afraid of three long and two short, and incense is most afraid of two short and one long!"
At the door of the coffin shop, the boss Qin Zhengyang squatted under the street tree to burn paper, and suddenly smiled at Zhang Xuanyin, and said the famous sentence of the Taoist with one eyebrow.
He was holding sandalwood in his hand, but the three sticks of incense were two short and one long, which looked quite strange even if it was broad daylight.
Zhang Xuan raised his eyebrows and said with a smile:
"Boss Qin, you burn garbage on the street, but you violate the urban civilization regulations and fire prevention regulations, believe it or not, I have a report phone call and will make you cry directly~"
Boss Qin's sinister smile immediately stopped: "Hey~ Don't, don't we burn paper money for the dead, this is thousands of years of traditional culture, this is burned out~"
This Qin boss's name is Qin Zhengyang, and when he heard this, he hurriedly dialed the paper money, making the paper money burn more enthusiastically.
It's just that the incense in his hand is still two short and one long, and the longest one is even extinguished.
If a piece of incense cannot be burned, then it can only mean that its production process is not up to standard, and there are foreign objects in the middle of the incense.
Or maybe it's the airflow that makes the other two incense sticks burn faster.
But now that supernatural events are emerging one after another, this kind of incense burning warning thing cannot be said to be absurd.
However, if two are short and one is long, it is dangerous, so if you burn seven or eight, won't it be fine?
Four short and one long, five short and one long, as long as it is not two short and one long, there is no sign of danger, this is the victory of man.
It is very attached to the fantasy logic, but also to the statistics of big data, and even more with the principle of quantum mechanics inaccuracy.
Just as Boss Qin was about to go back, a small wind suddenly blew, and the ashes of those paper money immediately fluttered.
Even in the middle of the day, it makes people feel a little chilly.
This Boss Qin is very unusual, he is tall and has a square face, like a star in a movie in the fifties, but he has a thick yin qi on his body.
But he's not a monster, and he's not dead. In the center of Boss Qin's eyebrows, there was a powerful living yang qi hidden.
"Alas~ It seems that they are still resentful!" Boss Qin looked at the fluttering ashes, shook his head and sighed:
"There is a debtor and a debtor, if you take revenge, go yourself, don't harm the innocent!"
"If you say that, they won't hear it! Besides, after ghosts kill people, most of them lose their nature and become ferocious! ”
Zhang Xuan shook his head and said, "But if they harm people, I can do a business again, which is not bad!" ”
Boss Qin just shook his head and returned to the coffin shop by himself, and Zhang Xuan also went in with him.
In the coffin shop, in front is to sell funerary supplies, and in the middle is a small courtyard with wood and tools.
This is used to make coffins.
However, Mr. Qin didn't make a coffin today, because there were three female corpses in his coffin.
The corpses were dead, but they didn't rot and stink, as if they had just died, and their joints were still moving.
It's weird!
After a person dies, there are ghosts that do not go away, or they can't swallow it in one breath, and they will become zombies.
But these three corpses, like vegetative people, are not like dead when they are dead, not like alive, not like ghosts, and not like zombies.
It's like the living corpses that Zhang Xuan encountered in his actual research before, but these three corpses are not aggressive, and the vitality of the cells cannot support their actions.
Zhang Xuan checked and used his mana to punch the three corpses a few times, studying the corpses, but they still had no reaction.
"It looks like an ordinary corpse, not possessed by a ghost, but there seems to be a kind of power in the body, which restrains its decay and rigidity, it's really weird!" Zhang Xuan shook his head and said.
Hearing Zhang Xuan's words, this Mr. Qin also nodded and said:
"Things are indeed a little weird, I want to ask you to join me tonight, guarding the corpse, what do you think?"
"Okay, a word thing!"
For these strange things, Zhang Xuan has already accepted them, and once he accepts them, he will no longer resist these troublesome things.
And this is a good pair of partners with Boss Qin's yin energy, and Zhang Xuan's Liujia Heavenly Book and pure yang energy.
In the middle of the night, there were only two people in the coffin shop, Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin, and Boss Qin lit a blue lantern.
These lanterns were arranged around the courtyard and surrounded the three coffins.
Speaking of which, these three corpses are also quite pitiful, they died a miserable death, they all went to the same nail salon before their deaths, and were killed by the female ghost of the nail salon.
If ordinary people are killed by ghosts, they will be reincarnated, but these three girls are students at the tourist school, and before they die, they wore red school uniforms.
Therefore, after their deaths, they turned into three female ghosts in red. Although there are many people, there is no female ghost who killed her.
I don't know if it's because of this reason, so their affairs are not alive or dead.
However, if the ghost does not appear, Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin have no choice.
But Boss Qin knew that the nail salon girl was harmful, and she didn't stop, after all, there were many girls who had been to the nail salon.
During the day today, he burned incense and paper for the three girls, just to let the ghosts of the three girls appear, borrow the grievances of the three girls, and go to find the female ghost of the nail salon.
Suddenly, the blue lantern candle was flickering, and Boss Qin immediately threw out a large piece of paper money, and shouted:
"You want to take revenge, why do you have to do it yourself, please help me, I just need you to take a breath of resentment and find the trace of the female ghost who killed you, it's okay, if you agree, please use this incense!"
Saying that, Boss Qin picked up a handful of sandalwood and lit it, only to see that in the air, a small whirlwind suddenly rolled up, making the sandalwood burn rapidly.
The smoke disappeared in three parts, and then Boss Qin took out another oil lamp, but there was no oil in the lamp, only a wick.
Zhang Xuan only saw that in the air, there were three mouthfuls of black resentment, which condensed and did not dissolve, falling into the oil lamp and turning into black lamp oil.
"It's done!"
Boss Qin was overjoyed, tonight's affairs were relatively smooth, with Zhang Xuan giving him the Dharma, these female ghosts didn't dare to come over to harm him,
There was sandalwood paper money as a bribe, which successfully aroused their resentment.
This lamp is not an ordinary lamp, it is called a soul-attracting lamp.
With this lamp, Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin can go to find the female ghost in the nail salon.
"Without further ado, let's go!"
Boss Qin smiled, took out a lighter, and lit the oil lamp.
And Zhang Xuan hurriedly stepped on his beloved motorcycle, Boss Qin hugged Zhang Xuan, and the two immediately set off and galloped through the streets in the dark night.
The light of the soul-attracting lamp is like a compass, guiding them in the direction. century
Suddenly, the surrounding environment changed suddenly, like glass shattering, revealing the appearance of another world.
Zhang Xuan only felt that it was dark in front of him, and this feeling of being caught off guard made him a little flustered, even if he wanted to drive mana.
"Don't use the exercises, as soon as you use the exercises, the yang energy will explode, and we will give up all the previous efforts!"
Boss Qin patted Zhang Xuan's shoulder and gave Zhang Xuan a little yin energy.
Zhang Xuan guarded his mind, and only then did he realize that the world around him had become black and white.
The surrounding area is covered with thick fog, and even if his motorcycle is changed to LED headlights, it can't be transmitted through!
"I wouldn't have changed this LED light if I had known about me, and now I can't see it clearly!" Zhang Xuan shook his head and sighed.
Xenon headlights are very good at transmitting dense fog.
"Be careful, we're walking on water!" Boss Qin shouted,
Zhang Xuan found out that there was a boat under his small motorcycle.
The rear wheel of his motorcycle, which has become a propeller, is "toot toot", spraying waves behind him, and the boat is on the surface of the water, moving fast.
Although he couldn't see clearly, the light of the soul-attracting lamp still pointed in one direction accurately, and Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin were secretly on guard while driving the boat forward.
I don't know how long later, in the thick fog, there were some small and small noises, like a self-study class without the head teacher.
Moving on, the surface of the water turned into a swamp, and in the middle of the swamp was a small wooden hut with a pink light, presumably the female ghost of the nail salon.
"We're here!"
Boss Qin said in a low voice, and the two quietly got out of the car and approached the cabin.
Zhang Xuan could already smell the drum, the strong smell of nail polish, and the rich, indissolvable smell of foundation.
"Come, you go up first, I'll cover!"
Boss Qin immediately covered Zhang Xuan's body with a layer of blue straw paper.
This is something used by dead people, and it is covered with a thick layer of yin qi by Boss Qin.
After wearing it, Zhang Xuan used the Liujia Heavenly Book, and the pure yang qi on his body would be blocked, which was indeed very powerful as a sneak attack.
"It's me again~!"
Zhang Xuan shook his head, and then lucked two layers of Liujia Heavenly Book, his body was covered with a thick layer of armor, and then he directly swung his fist and crashed into the cabin.
"Boom~!"
With a loud bang, the door of the wooden house was immediately blown open, and inside was a huge mirror, and in front of the mirror, a fat woman was putting on makeup.
Her face was thick with powder, her mouth was red with lip gloss, and her hands were covered with long nails with cherry blossoms painted on them.
On the white drooping fat meat, there are two forest fawns tattooed, which look very avant-garde dressed.
But under her such a fat figure, it reminded Zhang Xuan of the word Dong Shi Xiaofeng.
"Handsome guy, I haven't painted my makeup yet, you can't wait to come in~!"
This female ghost saw Zhang Xuan's appearance so handsome, and on her gentle face, she smiled, her body trembled, pinched her orchid fingers, and put earrings on herself.
"I can't wait to kill you!"
Zhang Xuan shouted loudly, his body suddenly moved, and his fists went straight to the female ghost's head.
The female ghost flicked her hair, and there were many hairpins on it, as if she was alive, revealing her sharp teeth and biting at Zhang Xuan. Squeak squeak squeak~~
As soon as these hairpin teeth bit Zhang Xuan's body, they were corrupted by the blue straw paper and turned into ashes.
It turns out that they are also made of paper!
"How dare you mess with someone's hair!"
The fat girl ghost was furious, and stood up directly from the stool, her body kept expanding,
It's like a watermelon turned into a big winter melon, but in just three breaths, the cabin was broken by her.
"Don't be afraid, I'm coming!"
Boss Qin saw that the wooden house was broken, and a female ghost more than 4 meters tall came out of it, like a small mountain, and immediately rushed up, and Zhang Xuan and the two of them attacked one after the other.
"Trouble~"
Zhang Xuan tore off the blue straw paper on his body, although it can improve some defense, cover Zhang Xuan's breath, and reconcile Zhang Xuan's masculine power, making Zhang Xuan's thinking calmer.
But it can't let Zhang Xuan exert all his strength.
And Boss Qin was also using his yin qi with all his might, only to see that the yang qi on his body was extremely contracted, and finally shrank to the tip of his heart, and the whole person became dry and thin, like a zombie.
On Zhang Xuan's body, the mana exploded, and the pure yang power of the Liujia Heavenly Book was like a flame, but Boss Qin's body was a pure yin qi eruption.
Under the attack of yin and yang, a powerful storm was suddenly set off.
Both of them have extremely high defense, this fat female ghost, for a while, but they can't help Zhang Xuan and the others!
In just three breaths, the huge female ghost was beaten to a pulpit, and those ghosts kept coming out of her body, like a balloon, and began to shrink constantly!
"Where is the boy?"
Boss Qin shouted, but he threw out a pair of paper-tied boys and girls.
This paper-tied boy and girl were transformed by his yin energy, and immediately became lifelike, tearing and biting at this fat female ghost.
And Zhang Xuan is a short body, attacking the female ghost and attacking her pillar-like legs.
Kaka ~ broken bones.
The two legs as thick as the pillar, but only five or six punches, were broken by Zhang Xuan, and the female ghost screamed miserably, and fell to the ground.
"You forced me~! I want you to die~! ”
The female ghost was furious, and the fat on her body was even more like a wave, squirming, chasing after Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin.
Just when the two of them felt that their strength was not enough, three female ghosts suddenly appeared in the air.
Zhang Xuan fixed his eyes and saw that they were the three girls who were killed by this fat female ghost, the three ghosts were dressed in red overalls, their faces were grand, and they tore at this huge ghost body.
Women's fights are pulling their hair, pulling their ears, and scratching your face, and the same is true for fights with female ghosts.
If it weren't for the critical situation now, Zhang Xuandu would want to find a stool to sit down and watch them fight while eating melon seeds, which is really interesting.
Ah~~ah~~
As the so-called ants bite the elephant to death, the legs of this fat female ghost were broken, and she couldn't escape, so she was beaten by Zhang Xuanwu as a live target.
Her body was injured and the ghost qi flowed, and her body kept shrinking, until finally, she disappeared after being beaten by the three female ghosts.
"We've finally got our revenge~!"
The faces of the three female ghosts suddenly became happy.
Zhang Xuan and Boss Qin hurriedly gathered together and became vigilant.