The theory that the black bear said is too down-to-earth, but at the same time it has to be convincing. Indeed, how do you use scientific rhetoric to explain the gods who once existed?

Except that they are aliens, there seems to be no way to understand them.

"Did anything change after you became a Buddha? Will you be able to fly, or will you be able to do martial arts? ”

"If you want to say that the body is resistant to bullets, it will definitely not be possible." The black bear smiled mysteriously: "But if this is flying, then it is more than enough." ”

As he spoke, he put on a posture in his hand and gestured towards the mouse: "How about brother?" Want to give it a try? ”

"I don't want it." The mouse quickly turned his head and refused, and pointed to the fireworks prepared over there: "The fireworks haven't been released yet, what should I do if they fly down for me in a while?" It is said that this batch of fireworks is still hairy, and the effect is old and energetic. ”

"Maozi's fireworks? No wonder. Lan Zhi, who had been snorting melon seeds next to her, suddenly interjected: "I just saw them release a batch, good guy, at that moment I felt as if I was back in the time of the big war, it was not just fireworks, it was simply a surface-to-air missile!" ”

"When did you see the God's special surface-to-air missile? Why didn't I look? The rat answered.

"Just now, when you didn't come, when I spit in your cup, he just set off fireworks, good guy, I was so scared that I almost swallowed the spit back."

"......" rat glanced meaningfully at his cup.

Can you choose to break up with this woman? What did you just drink? He also said, why does it feel slimy tonight......

Anyway, where did you provoke this guy again? Since the end of the war, I have not been obsessed with pit Lanzhi anymore! What's going on? Some things just can't get by, right? Why take the script of a lifelong enemy when something that can be resolved peacefully?

"Lan Zhi, I haven't offended you during this time, have I?"

"Nope!"

"That brother toasts you, isn't it too much?"

"Not too much!"

Lan Zhi picked up the cup very heroically, and the mouse stretched out his head and spit into her cup.

The scene froze instantly.

"Come, it's the brothers who have dried this cup of friendship water!" The mouse poured the drink from the cup, poured a glass of water, and drank it all.

Lan Zhi looked at the cup with a deep gaze for a while, and after two seconds of silence, she poured the drink directly on the mouse's face.

……

……

Ignoring the scene of chickens and eggs beating on this side, Yan Ruo looked at Xiao Fu who was playing the game with interest on the side.

"Oh, that's not how this thing works!"

Wang Boai, who was working as a technical guide on the side, exclaimed: "How can you use the big move first?" Look at you just now, there are so many people on the road, you just want to run off the road, and then accidentally point out the ultimate, you blood loss! ”

"Oh, don't worry too much, isn't it just dropping two stars, kid, play with him, what's wrong?" Hua Juncheng, who was also watching the battle on the side, said indifferently.

"Yes, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, there is a kind of diamond that you give him your number to play, and I finally got on the diamond!"

"I don't collect my mobile phone, my mobile phone has long been crushed by the wheel of history, how can it be like you? I actually slept with a bunch of mobile phone and computer files for thousands of years, and I really didn't die in the coffin directly after you were not radiated......"

"I said it all, that's not a coffin, that's not a coffin! Are you questioning my grandchildren's design abilities! Wang Boai slapped the table: "You say, are you questioning?" ”

"I'm just skeptical!" Hua Juncheng said very loudly, not only loudly, but also said with his chest straight: "Sure enough, it is your genes!" Even the aesthetics are the same unreliable! ”

"Hey, you come to judge, you look for Ma Huan to judge! You call him! Right now! I don't believe it, such a high-end and atmospheric dormant warehouse, you would actually think it is a coffin! ”

"Fight and fight, who is afraid of whom!"

As he spoke, Hua Juncheng took out the phone from his pocket. I found Ma Huan with a casual dial.

"Hello?" Ma Huan, a big man from Shandong who was eating noodles, received a call from his roommate Hua Juncheng after just two bites, picked it up with an inexplicable face, chewed two mouthfuls of noodles and asked:

"What's the matter, brother?"

"Don't talk, answer me a question."

“…… Loved? ”

Hua Juncheng rolled his eyes on the spot: "When are you still pulling calves here?" What did you love? It's fraternity, he has to say that his aesthetics are very strong, and the dormant chamber designed is not like a coffin at all, let me ask you what you think? ”

"I think...... Wait a minute, I'll eat salty and drink saliva. ”

After drinking the water, Ma Huan sighed comfortably.

"I think...... Eh, yes, you turned on hands-free, right? ”

"Isn't that good? Hurry up and say the answer, and let this guy die for his own aesthetics sooner. ”

Ma Huan on the other end of the phone thought for a moment and said slowly: "I think, this thing, the experience of using it is quite good, for example, for example, it is very comfortable to sleep on." At least my sleep quality is still very good over the years, and it has a certain effect on hair growth, well, although it doesn't work for me, but you see that he has been bald, and since he has slept all these years, his head is not bald, and his spirit is better! You see how strong this effect is......"

"Who asked you about the experience? I want a look, you know? Hua Juncheng jumped to his feet in a hurry, gritted his teeth and said, "Hurry up!" ”

"Oh, well, well, if it's just in appearance...... Well, it's kind of like a coffin. ”

When Wang Boai next to him heard this, he jumped up from his chair at once, snatched his mobile phone, and said loudly: "Huh? Isn't it, Ma Huan, you tell me ...... clearly."

"Doodoooooo

"??!"

This time it was Hua Juncheng's turn to be proud, he took the mobile phone from Wang Boai's hand, and patted his head proudly.

"See? Here, all that is pretended is an objective evaluation. That's what everyone thinks. ”

"Gan, shut up for me!"

"Huh? Do you dare to speak disrespectfully to the emperor of emperors?? ”

"Believe it or not, I bought your hands and feet?" Wang Boai's face darkened suddenly: "Back then, I was nicknamed by someone, Guiyang Monkey King...... No...... Guiyang gangsters! What's going on? Let's play tonight? ”

"Compare to compare, who is afraid of whom? It's like who doesn't have two domineering nicknames, I'm a Hebei bandit! Say, how to compare? Boxing or Jiu-Jitsu? ”

"Play the game!" Wang Boai took out two switches from the space equipment.

"We're going to fight in the forest tonight! I still use the number of the year! Let's see who pays off the mortgage first! ”

"Wow, isn't it, brother, you keep this thing, love it."