"Grandpa, you lied to me!"

"My dad isn't bald!"

Yuzu pointed to the TV screen and said milkily.

Meng Jun: "......"

"Why did Xiaoye shave his bald head? I remember he still had his hair when he went out in the afternoon. ”

The granddaughter didn't recognize Ye Xuan, but Meng Jun could see it clearly.

That's the son-in-law, and it's the son-in-law with a shaved head!

"Dad, Ye Xuan didn't shave his head, he wore a hood." Meng Xiaotuan explained with black lines on his head.

......

The live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.

Ye Xuan walked up to the stage and looked at tens of thousands of audiences, and when Ye Xuan appeared, not only the audience was stunned for a moment, but also the audience waiting in front of the TV.

"Hahaha, bald, the dog thief really wore a bald hood on stage, I laughed to death!"

"Damn, the dog thief wants to perform a sketch? I thought he was going to sing. But what kind of sketch is this, for the woolen dog thief to become bald? ”

"It's over the calf, I've always been a fan of the dog thief's appearance, and when I see the big bald head of the dog thief, I'm sorry, I'm no longer a fan of his appearance. Then become a strength fan! Funny face. ”

Bang Bang Bang –

Although the audience was surprised by Ye Xuan's dress, they still applauded consciously.

The applause was thunderous, and Ye Xuan and Yan Jun walked to the stage.

What was laid out on the stage was simple, a table, and some clothes were placed on the table.

Rustle Rustle –

Yan Junyuan took the lead in walking over and putting on a set of clothes, Ye Xuan looked down at the clothes in front of him and sighed lightly.

"No, this costume is not mine."

Ye Xuan touched his big bald head.

"That's yours!" Yan Junyuan got dressed and said calmly.

"You're a traitor!"

Yan Jun pointed at Ye Xuan from afar.

The audience watched carefully, and they knew that Ye Xuan and Yan Junyuan's sketch was officially performed.

"I'm a traitor?"

Ye Xuan used a puzzled tone.

"The play?"

"That's it!"

"This time? This time I'm mutinous again? ”

Ye Xuan shrugged his shoulders in front of the audience in a daze.

"Hahaha!"

"Good!"

"I'm laughing to death, this is very spiritual. Good guy, I'm TM straight good guy, the dog thief is still a sketch actor! ”

When I heard Ye Xuan say that I rebelled again, the audience was amused, both the lines and Ye Xuan's body movements were extremely funny.

"No, I didn't mutiny. Aren't we all warriors? ”

Ye Xuan turned his head to look directly at Yan Junyuan.

Yan Junyuan touched his collar.

"In our play, the first three scenes are all warriors, and the last three are not just mutiny?" Yan Junyuan smiled and said.

Suddenly, Yan Junyuan's smile froze.

The prop he was wearing, the gun case, the rope hanging from his chest was broken!

If this is discovered by the audience, it will be a stage accident.

Ye Xuan obviously saw the problem as well.

"I said Lao Yan, how many years have we been old friends? I know that your old man has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he is handsome, I know that your old man is kind, diligent and thrifty, and I know that you are old Yan... It's a good thing anyway. Hey, hey, Lao Yan, otherwise you will play the traitor, and I will play the protagonist this time? ”

"Gotta get it, I knew you wouldn't agree, I praised you just now!"

Ye Xuan said with self-questioning.

Whew-

Yan Junyuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Originally, there was no such thing in the line, Ye Xuan's kung fu when he spoke, and he tied the broken rope.

"It's good that you know. Today, let's rehearse the sixth scene, you were bribed by the devil to persuade me to surrender, and then..."

Yan Junyuan took out the prop gun.

"I'll knock you off with one shot!"

Ye Xuan's smile froze.

Bang Bang Bang –

The applause thundered again.

The audience keenly noticed that Ye Xuan had put on makeup, painted a black mole on the left side of his face, had a traitor beard, and had a big bald head.

Not to mention, there is a smell of a renegade spy.

"Then let's start acting."

"I said Lao Yan, I really want to play the leading role." Ye Xuan sighed.

"Just you?"

"Audience friends, you see, he is a traitor when he stands here, or he is some kind of ruffian, some kind of stealing and trickery. Does he play the lead role? Look at me again, hey, I'm just fighting this battle, a proper positive character, even if you play a traitor, that's an underground worker! ”

Yan Junyuan puffed up his chest and patted it.

"No, no, no, my mouth is going to twitch with laughter. It's so funny. ”

"Absolutely, everyone else is handsome after putting on makeup. What's the matter with the dog thief getting uglier after putting on makeup? ”

"Well acted, dog thief, I always thought you were the protagonist, but today I found out that you can still play a supporting role, the kind of supporting role of a traitor."

In a burst of laughter, Ye Xuan and Yan Junyuan's sketch ended.

The Spring Festival Gala program continued, and Ye Xuan and Yan Junyuan returned to the backstage.

"Brother Ye, it scared me to death. How do you know if the rope is broken? ”

Yan Junyuan wiped the sweat from his forehead.

The sketch "The Protagonist and Supporting Role", the two have rehearsed N times, who knew that when they really went on stage, Yan Junyuan remembered the lines and props but there was a problem.

Ye Xuan smiled slightly.

"I saw that your face turned white all of a sudden, something must be wrong. So I changed my lines without permission and said one more minute to give you time to tie the rope. Ye Xuan explained with a smile.

"Awesome. Hahaha, Brother Ye, this sketch works very well. The audience laughed all the time, and honestly, I never thought of it. I will perform a sketch in the Spring Festival Gala! ”

"People always have to break through themselves, okay, don't say more. I went home first. My family is waiting for me to have a reunion dinner! ”

Ye Xuan waved his hand and left.

On the way home, Ye Xuan took out his mobile phone and opened Weibo in boredom.

"Dog Thief and Yan Junyuan Sketch "Protagonist and Supporting Role"

"The Imperial Army asked me to bring you a message!" 》

"Am I Defecting Again? 》

Weibo's hot searches basically revolve around the Spring Festival Gala, what Ye Xuan didn't expect was that the sketch "Supporting Roles and Protagonists" caused netizens to scramble to discuss.

Among them, many lines in the sketch were typed out by netizens to ridicule, and Ye Xuan's exaggerated appearance in the sketch made netizens laugh.

"Grandpa, you see, this is my father. He's not bald! ”

As soon as he got home, Yuzu jumped into Ye Xuan's arms.

"Dad, did you sneak out to play? Hmph, don't call me when you go out to play secretly. ”

Yuzu pouted and coquettishly in Ye Xuan's arms.

Ye Xuan: "......"

"Next time, next time." Ye Xuan rubbed Yuzu's little head.

"Alright, let's eat. You stinky boy, if it weren't for waiting for you, we'd have finished our meal a long time ago! ”

Empress Dowager Wang Fang said with a smile.

Ye Xuan scratched his head and glanced at the clock on the wall.

No more, no less, just ten o'clock!

The Spring Festival Gala is still going on, and the family is sitting in the living room, eating while watching the Spring Festival Gala that has not yet ended...