Chapter 111: Mighty King Kong Legs

In the end, Leon didn't sleep on the floor, he didn't sleep at all, he collapsed on the sofa and watched TV, and saw the dawn directly.

As soon as the morning dawned, Liao Wenjie opened his eyes on time before the alarm clock, and after washing, he hurried downstairs with Leon.

Coincidentally, they met Captain Lu and Tie Guts, who had finished the night shift, and the two saw Leon from a distance, exclaimed, and the girl ran away.

Leon smiled, planning to catch up and send autographed photos to the two fans, but before he could start, he was pulled away by Liao Wenjie, who was full of black lines.

After breakfast on the street, the two took a taxi to the elite center, because it was a similar interest school, and there were not many students in the morning.

It's a good thing, Liao Wenjie called it lucky, so as not to be watched by female students again, causing their boyfriends to become single dogs.

Bang bang bang!

"It's coming, it's coming...... Who is it, who gets up earlier than the chickens! ”

Liao Wenjie knocked on the back door of the grocery store, which is a multi-functional one-bedroom apartment integrating a bedroom, living room, and bathroom, and soon heard the complaint of Ghost Wang Da.

The door was pushed open, and the ghost king Da Hu was embarrassed, swollen with big eyes, slippers, flower pants, and a yellow sweatshirt that had been snow-white, and the shape was still so sharp.

"Hey, this lame brother has a lot of potential, is he interested in moving to Chongguang Mental Hospital?"

Leon's eyes lit up, and in the eyes of others, the ghost king Da was a black fat man who was waiting for death, but in his eyes, it was a mountain of meat.

If you don't move, it's enough, and it's a pity that you can't open mountains and crack rocks at every turn......

"It's a pity, it's lame!"

"Why do you look down on the lame, do you have a lame?"

Ghost King Da shrugged his rosacea, dug a lump out of his nostrils, rolled it into a small ball and flicked it at the door, and said lazily, "Ajie, what are you doing today?" Let's say first, it's not enough for people to come, you must bring gifts to the door, it's really not good, cash is also okay. ”

"Ghost King, this is my friend Leon, the 'ghost catching expert', I brought him to heal your broken leg."

"Ghost catching expert, I seem to ...... this name"

The ghost king paused for a moment, rolled his eyes and thought about it, and after a moment shook his head, indicating that he had not heard of it.

Liao Wenjie kindly brought people to the door, and he couldn't let the guests eat behind closed doors, although he didn't have much expectations in his heart, he still invited the two into the house.

"Damn, what's the smell in your house?" x2

Liao Wenjie and Leon didn't take two steps into the house before they were smoked out, and Lily was the worst, with shrunken leaves and wilted buds hanging down.

"Lily, what's wrong with you? You speak! ”

β€œLily————”

"I'm sorry, I'll throw away the salted fish I ate for supper last night."

Ghost Wang Da pushed open the small window at the head of the bed, pulled up the stinky socks standing on the ground, and threw them out of the window in front of the two of them.

A pair of weather-beaten socks with a worn heel, no, long gone. Not only that, but the position of the toes is a thoroughfare, and people who don't have a little imagination don't deserve to wear these socks.

It is conceivable how many years this original has accompanied the ghost king.

Throwing away the so-called stinky salted fish, Ghost Wang Da subconsciously sniffed his hand and rubbed it on his body with a look of disgust. He was old-skinned and didn't care, and when the wind was over in the house, the smell was almost gone, and then he led the two into the house.

"Feel free to sit as if it were your own home, don't be polite."

Liao Wenjie: "......"

He wanted to sit, but where could he sit?

I haven't seen it for a while, Ghost Wang Da's snail house is even more messy, and his clothes and pants are thrown everywhere, only Liu Xuande is neatly placed at the head of the bed, which proves that he does not forget to read articles day and night.

The charm of books is limitless, and Lyon has begun to flip through them.

"Awesome, this is a limited edition, lame, where did you get that?"

Leon pulled down his sunglasses in surprise, this Liu Xuande is very collectible, take it to Chongguang Mental Hospital, and then open an auction, which is worth at least one parking space.

"Really?"

Ghost Wang Da's eyes lit up: "Hou Shengzi, see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, and you have a good fate today, this secret book is sold for 500 yuan." ”

"Deal."

Leon found a treasure, took out five hundred yuan and handed it to the ghost king, and pointed to Liu Xuande, who was as tall as the hill next to him: "Cripple, five hundred yuan a copy, it's no problem for me to pick a few more, right?" ”

"No, there are a few cheats I like very much, it's the only one, I've read it day and night for many years, and I have deep feelings, I'm afraid I can't cut my love for five hundred yuan!"

"Add a hundred."

"That's no problem, you can flip it casually, and then you will pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other."

600 yuan to buy a copy of Liu Xuande, there is such a fool in the world, and he will be slaughtered a few times if he says anything today.

600 yuan to buy a parking space, there is such a fool in the world, and he will be slaughtered a few times if he says anything today.

"Hey, hey, hey......" x2

The two looked at each other and smiled, both of them were lowly and lewd, and they both felt that they had made a lot of money.

"Applejack, how did you practice with the iron sand palm you gave last time, come, slap it here, and I'll test your cultivation results."

Ghost Wang Da patted his chest, with a stern face: "With all your strength, if I find out that I haven't practiced well, I'll give you a surprise cram school for everything today." If you practice well, I have other cheats here, count you a thousand yuan a copy. ”

Boom!

Liao Wenjie took two steps back and slapped the door with a hole.

Ghost King Da: βˆ‘ (っ°Д°; )っ

"My door, my precious rosewood door worth seven million...... Wait a minute...... No, how did your iron sand palm progress so fast? ”

Ghost Wang Da blurted out, ready to take the opportunity to knock on a stroke, but only after saying that he realized that something was wrong.

He stood stunned for a while, his eyes shrank suddenly, he swallowed saliva, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and touched Liao Wenjie's face.

it, it's dead!

Liao Wenjie retreated to the door in two steps, with a vigilant look, if it weren't for his teammates still in the house, he would have run away.

"You, what happened to you, who did you meet?"

The ghost king took two steps forward, and when he saw that he was taking a step forward, Liao Wenjie took a step back, and hurriedly stopped and urged: "Tell me quickly, what happened, who made you reborn and make such rapid progress?" ”

"I don't know, but I can roughly guess why."

Liao Wenjie said sincerely: "Some time ago, I bought a strange-looking tomato in the vegetable market, and after eating it, it was reborn. ”

"Tomato!?"

Cao Dahua was stunned, thinking about which exotic fruits looked like tomatoes, but he had only heard of them, and he had never seen them and couldn't imagine them.

"Ajie, are you serious, as far as I know, the strange flowers and fruits have long been extinct, maybe there will be some in the deep mountains and old forests on the mainland, but it is absolutely impossible here on Hong Kong Island."

Ghost Wang Da said quickly: "You be careful, don't eat messy things, some fruits are just eaten to strengthen the body, so that people's skills are greatly increased, but in the later stage, it will only add to the disease, making people worse than dead." ”

"I've eaten it all, and it's too late to say this."

"Uh......"

The ghost king was choked for a while, and sighed: "Alas, forget it, what the hell am I doing with this heart, I am already a dead cripple." ”

He called Liao Wenjie into the house, and took out a secret book of King Kong Legs from behind the signboard of 'Ancient Chinese Boxing Method': "Ajie, you can take this 'Mighty King Kong Legs' back to practice, if you don't understand anything, you can come to me at any time." ”

"Donkey Kong Leg ......"

The corners of Liao Wenjie's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously blurted out: "Coach, did you have the nickname of 'Golden Right Foot' before?" ”

"What golden right foot?"

"Nothing, I'll just say it."

Liao Wenjie simply flipped through the cheats, took out a thousand yuan and put it on the table, and continued: "Ghost Wang Da, what other cheats are there, can you be refreshed and take them out in one go?" ”

What is the housekeeping skill of the ancient Chinese boxing method, Liao Wenjie does not know, but the ace defensive stunt golden snake is very funny, and the murder weapon of the senior brother in the world is locked to the point that he cannot exert his strength, and he is a proper cross-level strong killing skill.

"If you can't chew too much, let's talk about it next time."

Ghost Wang Da was unusual, there were a thousand yuan on the table, and he didn't even look at it, just staring at Liao Wenjie directly.

He knows very well that with Liao Wenjie's current qualifications, he can learn any martial arts quickly, but it is not a good thing to be too fast. Martial arts, talent, money, and sweat are indispensable, and he is worried that Liao Wenjie will learn too quickly and abandon his perseverance and hard work, which is not conducive to his future growth.

"I'm all right."

Leon held the five carefully selected Liu Xuande, with a look of over-earning, and quickly took out three thousand yuan.

Ghost Wang Da was still paying attention to Liao Wenjie, took the three thousand yuan, and put it on the table casually, just about to elaborate on the cheats of 'King Kong Leg', when he suddenly found that he had an extra hand on his lame leg.

From the calf to the knee, all the way up, I almost touched the root of the thigh, and I didn't mean to stop.

"Hey, what are you doing!"

Ghost Wang Da shuddered, dodged and jumped to the side, knocked away the prop table used for deception, fell to the ground, hummed and chirped and failed to get up.

Leon didn't care about this, squatted down and continued to study the lame leg of the ghost king, pushed down his sunglasses, and said, "Cripple, what's the matter with your leg, have you been cursed?" ”

"Oh, you see?"

Ghost King Da snorted, many people had told him this before, but the curse was like a maggot on the tarsal bone, and there was no possibility of expelling it unless the leg was sawed off.

Liao Wenjie put his hands between his eyebrows, opened his yin and yang eyes, and was shocked to find wisps of black qi emerging from Ghost Wang Da's lame leg, that leg ...... It's black throughout.

"Leon, can you cure it?"

"Try it ......"

Leon didn't answer directly, he took out a hammer in the suitcase, thought about it, took out a netherworld axe, and handed it to Liao Wenjie.

"Applejack, take a hand."

"What do you want me to do?"

"Hit hard, you think you can break this leg, go down hard, I don't stop, don't stop."

"Got it."

"Hey, what are you two talking about? Calm down, it's illegal to hit someone, and I'm not curing this leg! Seeing the two approaching one on the left and one on the right, the ghost king hurriedly dragged his lame leg forward and crawled forward.

Syllable!

Leon possessed and grabbed the lame leg of the ghost king, dragged him back to his original position, gave Liao Wenjie a look, and asked him to take the axe first.

Because he was wearing sunglasses, Liao Wenjie didn't see the so-called eye color at all.

"Applejack, what are you doing in a daze, so hard!"

Boom!

Click!

"Ahh Ahhhhhβ€”β€”β€”β€”h

Bang! Bang! Bangβ€”β€”β€”β€”

The grocery store warehouse resounded with a continuous knocking sound, one heavy and one light, very regular, mixed with the heart-rending screams of the ghost king.

"Leon, it's okay, he's old, if he continues to fight like this, his body can't bear it!" Liao Wenjie stopped, afraid that he would break the ghost king.

"Don't stop, if you stop, you'll have to start all over again."

"yes, yes, don't stop, keep going, hit me hard."

Ghost King Da turned sideways with a sweaty head, his voice was weak, but his expression was very satisfied, and he said happily: "How many years have passed, this leg finally feels a little bit...... Applejack, hit me hard, don't be afraid to die, I'm so comfortable. ”

Liao Wenjie: (λˆˆη›Šλˆˆ)

Is there any normal person in this house besides him?