There are not a few people who are so surprised as Zhao Shengyi.

Just like the two commentaries of Chasing the Wind and the Creek, it is rare to encounter this kind of scene.

Chasing Feng's expression was a little sluggish: "This is too fast, the fastest game in the history of the league before, it was because a player was banned, and as a result, five teammates chose five jungler heroes to play around to play the fastest game in history."

But Su Chen, they weren't playing around this time! ”

Xiaoxi thought it was strange: "How do you know that they are not messing around?" ”

Chasing the wind looked at Xiaoxi like a fool, "This is obviously an unequal strength, okay?" Even if it's messy, the people on the clan won't dare to admit that they're messing around. ”

"The picture just now seems to see the team's midlaner Su Chen running out, what is he going to do when he runs so fast?" Creek asked.

"Maybe there's something urgent!" It's not clear about chasing the wind.

Zhong Fengcheng: "I am a fierce thief and will never work overtime!" ”

Time follows the wind: "Who dares to say that I, Su Shen, am an entertainment anchor?" At the end of the 12 minutes, I asked who else? ”

Silver bastard: "It's too much to keep a clean sheet against the opponent, pay attention to the impact of the club." ”

On the ninth floor, forget the worries: "Pay attention to a P, your head has been blown up, and pay attention!" ”

Guapi faker: "Am I two or two times the incarnation of Usain Bolt?" Run away as soon as you finish the game! ”

Fang Gumeng: "Maybe Su Shen rushed to clock in and out of work for dinner, and I, Su Shen, will never work overtime!" ”

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Major self-media headlines.

[Clean sheet opponent, play the shortest game game in the Huaxia Division.] 】

[Su Chen's home advantage is as fierce as a tiger, and he won the game in 12 minutes and turned into Su Run. 】

[The new mid-single ended the game in 12 minutes and ran away, and it was rumored on the Internet because she ......]

[The Tianmu Youth Academy took the lead in winning a game today, and the most concerned was not the female player......]

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On the other side, Su Chen rushed to the toilet as fast as he could, and finally succeeded in releasing the curse of the bowl of beef noodles.

The toxin was discharged, Su Chen was relieved, and felt that life was so beautiful!

It's just that Su Chen found that there was no paper in the toilet, and he didn't bring paper towels on him.

Finished!

This was Su Chen's first thought.

Because I didn't bring my mobile phone to the game, I had left it in the lounge before.

Now that Su Chen is empty-handed, he can't learn Ah San!

At this time, Su Chen remembered the post made by a big guy he saw on the Internet many years ago, what should I do if I didn't bring paper to the toilet?

However, many of those assumptions are preconditional.

For example, I have a wallet on my body, and I only have a hundred dollars and a photo of my girlfriend in the wallet.

Ask which rub you use.

Most people choose to desecrate a hundred yuan, saying that when they run out, they can wash it and continue to use it, after all, it is produced by the state and the quality is excellent.

There are also a few tough guys who choose to use girlfriend photos.

Among the thousands of replies, there was one that stood out in particular eye-catching, and the great god replied like this at the time: "First of all, take off your pants, pout your cheeks, face the wind, wait for the air to dry, and wait for the air to dry and form lumps before you can buckle it off." ”

No one has ever tried to put this method into practice.

But now Su Chen obviously doesn't apply this method, after all, the game is BO3, and he will have to play later.

Su Chen could only continue to squat, and when the team members couldn't find him, they should find him, Su Chen prayed in his heart.

A minute ago, Su Chen still felt that life was so beautiful!

A minute later, Su Chen felt that life had no meaning, squatting in the pit without a mobile phone, and waiting for a paper towel with an unknown future, just like waiting for a ship at the airport.

At this moment, Su Chen heard a noise next door, as if someone had come in.

Su Chen was about to open his mouth for help when the phone of the person next door rang.

Su Chen had no choice but to wait for the other party to answer the phone.

"Sister, I'm here, I'm going to the toilet now...... I'm really here, I've seen it, you're done with twelve minutes, aren't you? That's right, I said I'll be there! That's all, see you later! Tian Zhuoli hung up the phone.

"Tuk Tuk ~ Dong" Su Chen hurriedly knocked on the wooden plank of the compartment.

"Knock knock~" This familiar voice, Su Chen felt saved!

"Heavenly King Covers the Tiger!" Su Chen said the code.

"Chicken stew with mushrooms!" Tian Zhuoli couldn't help but reply, he always felt that this scene was familiar.

"Pagoda Town River Demon!" Su Chen couldn't hold back his excitement, this was finally saved.

"Mushrooms with chili peppers!" Tian Zhuoli still completed the code.

"O organization, brother, is there any paper? Emergency. Su Chen said expectantly.

Tian Zhuoli took out a few sheets from a pack of tissues, and passed the rest to Su Chen from the bottom.

"Thanks! Thank you so much! ”

Tian Zhuoli's habit of carrying tissues with him was taught by Tian Tian, but now that he is talking to Zhu Siwan, this has become his only advantage.

By the time Su Chen came out, Tian Zhuoli had already finished washing his hands.

At this time, the door on Su Chen's side also opened.

Su Chen felt that this kid was kind enough when he saw Tian Zhuoli, he must have helped him.

"Brother, thank you!" Su Chen patted the other party on the shoulder.

Tian Zhuoli glanced at Su Chen's hand on his shoulder and said, "You haven't washed your hands yet!" ”

"Oops, don't worry about these details!" Su Chen said nonchalantly, "Don't thank you for your kindness, keep it in your heart, you helped me twice!" ”

Su Chen remembered that the last time he was in the public toilet in the park, Tian Zhuoli should have helped him.

Tian Zhuoli said that he cares about this detail very much, you didn't wash your hands!

Su Chen went to the sink to wash his hands, and slapped his wet hand on Tian Zhuoli's shoulder again.

Tian Zhuoli: "......"

"What, paper boy, are you Tian Tian's younger brother?" Su Chen asked.

"You know me?" Tian Zhuoli asked.

Su Chen: "Of course, your sister scolds you every day, and our entire team knows about it." ”

Tian Zhuoli: "......"

"It's okay, I'm covering you, I heard that you're playing support in GBG now, how is it? I heard that you are now married to a water cooler as a wife? Su Chen often heard Tian Tian talk about this.

Tian Zhuoli didn't speak, he is a dispensable existence in GBG now, and even when he asked for leave to come out, the club let him come out without asking.

I thought that I would be able to get ahead by going to a giant team like GBG, but I found that I was too naïve.

"Look at you, you haven't inherited your sister's personality at all, I think you two personalities should be swapped. You see that you helped me twice, should I also help you, the love of sending paper is hard to repay! Su Chen thought about how to thank Tian Zhuoli.

"What, my sister owes me three thousand yuan and hasn't paid it back." Tian Zhuoli is poor, and Tian Tian owes her money and hasn't paid it back.

"Oh, it hurts to talk about money, do you see if you're interested in coming to our team to play now? You've seen the support of our team, it's not playing well, I think you're better than them. Su Chen said.

"However, I'm already a member of the GBG team." Tian Zhuoli was moved, although he has been promoted to the first team of GBG to play as an auxiliary substitute, but his substitute position, it can be said that he will not have the opportunity to play for a season.

"It's not a problem, our boss is very good, as long as you want to come, I can have a way to get you over, come directly to our team to play the starter, and then dominate the LPL with your sister." With me, your salary will never be taken by my sister, believe me. Su Chen said.

"I'm going to think about it!" Tian Zhuoli felt that he had to find someone to discuss such a big matter.

"What else to consider, the good years of youth, don't waste it on the bench, there is no turning back when you come to our team today, let me tell you, come to our base, you can play with the claw machine, that thing knows, girls like to play the most......" Su Chen began to flicker.

"Su Chen!" Just as Su Chen and Tian Zhuoli were walking and chatting, Lin Wenxin came over.

I saw Lin Wenxin holding a bottle of water and medicine in his hand, as well as a pack of tissues.

"Are you alright?" Lin Wenxin asked worriedly, she had a stomachache before, and after going to the toilet, she hurriedly went out to buy medicine and bought a medicine that was safe for her stomach.

"It's okay now, what about you?" Su Chen naturally knew what the other party was asking, and the two of them tacitly agreed.

The curse of beef noodles is estimated to be buried in the hearts of the two.

"You take a pill first, take precautions, and wait for the second game to start immediately." Lin Wenxin took out four pills and gave them to Su Chen.

Su Chen didn't ask, and ate it directly.

"I found you a new player to buy coins, GBG's queen substitute assistant, Tian Tian's own brother, you take him to Li Shiqing to see how to poach people." Su Chen did not shy away from what he said.

Lin Wenxin glanced at Tian Zhuoli, "Okay, I know, you come with me!" ”

Tian Zhuoli felt that he had no sense of existence, and his fate was manipulated by others like this? Why don't you all ask for my opinion? It's just that why can't help but keep up with Lin Wenxin with these legs?