Chapter 293: It's a Fake Organization
"Go... Went to the toilet! As the eldest brother spoke, his mouth was obviously trembling.
"What? Lavatory? You used the technique I taught you to go to the latrine? Are you looking for death? Master Hoard was obviously angered by the eldest brother, and couldn't help but salivate on the eldest brother's face.
The Art of False Emptiness? Hearing the conversation between the eldest brother on the other side and the hoard, Huang Dou finally understood how these guys suddenly appeared in the gold shop when others were defenseless, and why they suddenly disappeared from the air, it turned out that it was all the ghost of this hoard!
"Yes, yes, yes! Because this is a barren mountain and wilderness, there is no place to go to the toilet, so I thought about using the Wrong Void Technique to find a place with a toilet..." The eldest brother obviously lacked some confidence, and when he said these words, he didn't dare to raise his face.
Hearing the eldest brother's words, the hoard couldn't help but take a long breath: "Then the toilet you go to, is it a urinal or a toilet?" โ
Urinal or sitting? Hearing the hoarding master ask, the eldest brother was suddenly a little confused: "Just... Urinal ยท
Hearing the eldest brother say the answer he didn't want to hear, the hoard's frowning eyebrows deepened: "Forget it, it is estimated that the person has drowned now, and even if he goes to save it now, it is estimated that it will be too late!" โ
"Ahh But hoarding..."
"But you big-headed ghost, when I taught you the art of void error, did I tell you a long time ago, the two of us have the same technique, and the last time you used the technique of void error, where did you come from, you will go from! Stupid! Egg! โ
As the volume of the hoarder increased, everyone's eyes widened, although they didn't understand much, but it seemed that the matter was very serious.
"But... Hoard, if the second child is wandering in the urinal now, does that mean that you have just come from the urinal..." The eldest brother has always been very smart, and such a profound sharp turn can be straightened out in the case of how the hoarder flickers.
In a word, the hoard couldn't help but hurt his brain, when he obviously went to the toilet, he was far away from this stupid, very far, but why, he could be found by the other party!
"Don't talk nonsense, now I'll give you all the pills, you can ask for more blessings!" Hoard Ye is too lazy to reason with his eldest brother again, and admires his gold jewelry alone.
"Big brother, do you think that after taking this pill, it can really cure our toothache?" The younger brother's pills had already been swallowed, and he asked the eldest brother with a suspicious face.
"Nonsense, the pills given by the hoarding master, is there still a fake, have you forgotten how our little sister died? It's just that we have the same toothache, don't listen to the hoard, and die of pain, you want to be like her, it hurts to death! โ
What? Is this a pill for toothache? I'll it! Don't tease me!
Man: "What kind of pill is this, it can cure people's toothaches, it's really amazing!" โ
Woman: "Indeed, a toothache is not a disease, it hurts so badly!" โ
If you know about brushing your teeth frequently, how can you have a toothache later! Are these robbers out to be funny? What kind of people am I messing with in the hell, if Liu Ser knows that I didn't enter the den of robbers, but met a pyramid scheme boss, or these guys were actually brainwashed by a psychopath, I guess he would have to laugh out of his stomach!
Soybeans have no love...
"Yes, yes, who made us only know how to eat sweets before, but we didn't know how to maintain dental hygiene, and now we end up in a situation where we work hard for our hoarders to restore the health of our teeth, and now the second child has fallen into the urinal again, life and death are unknown, I regret it so much!" When the younger brother said this, he secretly felt sad.
"What are you two doing grinding and chirping! I tell you, your pills are only given out once a day, if you want to eat happily and sleep peacefully, give me a good job, I am a sympathetic boss, now each of you will be rewarded with a gold tooth, go to the dentist, and pull out the rotten tooth! As he spoke, he generously took one out of his pocket and handed it to the two of them.
"Thank you..."
The gratitude of the two was beyond words, like a surging flood, and it was difficult to control themselves.
Huang Dou was speechless the whole time, and after seeing the conversation of this strange organization, only his eyes were left to follow, as if he was watching a bad movie.
"Hey! Huang Mao, you must also have appeals to me, that's why you do this business, let's say, are your teeth uncomfortable? โ
What the? Why did you suddenly ask me? How do I answer him? I don't want to take that nasty pill!! Thinking of this, Soybeans couldn't help but throw away the pills in their hands and smiled awkwardly.
"Hehe, Master Hoard used to be a dentist?" Huang Dou asked with a stunned face.
"Well, the young man is quite eye-catching, since you can see it, open your mouth, I'll show you your teeth, I'm a famous dentist, while your teeth are still there, I'll give you a free look?"
Ahem, it's just funny, I'm a dog, how can I have a toothache! Hey, no, this guy is really powerful, the legendary MLM organization is so powerful, he was almost brainwashed!
"No need, hoarding master, my whole tooth is fake, so it doesn't hurt at all!" Soybean was impressed by his witty justification!
Man: "This sentence is beautiful, it is really this sentence, so that the other party is powerless to defend!" Unable to help! โ
Woman: "I can't learn this routine..."
"I see, seeing that your teeth have long been useless, and you are still willing to join us, you must have admired my prestige for a long time, so you are willing to risk being arrested and be my subordinate, right?" The hoarding master spoke sincerely, obviously satisfied with the soybeans opposite.
"No, you're thinking too much! I just wanted to ask you, when I get you caught, will you use the Void Technique to escape? Soybean's face was calm, and he seemed to be smiling.
"What? What nonsense are you talking about? Why can't I understand? He didn't expect these words to pop out of the mouth of the soybean, and he suddenly laughed a little.
The eldest and the third were still struggling with which rotten tooth of their own should be replaced by the gold tooth given by the hoarding master, and suddenly heard the newly arrived little brother talking to the hoarding master, and hurriedly stepped forward to find out.
"Hey! Huang Mao, I remember that you didn't drink just now, why are you talking nonsense now? The eldest brother obviously heard what Huang Dou said, and couldn't help but come forward happily, patted Huang Dou on the shoulder, and asked.
A sharp yellow light flashed in Soybean's eyes, and Soybean's originally docile face suddenly became sharp, which made the eldest brother who put his hand on Soybean's shoulder see it, and his body was really stunned, and goosebumps were all over his body.
The eldest brother, who quickly put down his hand, glanced at Huang Dou in shock: "Huang Mao, are you taking the pill inappropriately, and there is something uncomfortable on your body?" โ