Chapter 462: A surprise that drove Huang Shaohong crazy
If you want to say that when the superior gives an order, it is best to make it clear and not too concise, otherwise the people below will figure out the intention and not know what jokes to make.
Huang Shaohong originally ordered to pull out those people from the Rakshasa Kingdom Mission, and all of them were 'clicked', that is, they were killed and their heads were cut off.
What two countries don't fight to make Yunyun, it's all bullshit here, don't tell me this, it's not good!
I'm almost in your capital, and it's understandable that you sent a mission to beg for mercy, but you got some first warrior to come over and challenge me, which is obviously looking for trouble.
Since you're here to find trouble, you still enjoy the diplomatic treatment of a fart, and you're done killing!
But although this order is simple, in front of the palace warrior ring went wrong, the emperor ordered to pull the Rakshasa delegation out of the 'click', but what kind of criminal law this 'click' is still to be discussed.
Several warriors in front of the palace tied people up and pressed them outside the Taihe Palace, but they didn't know how to get right, the emperor said, 'click', but how to 'click', they have not been able to discuss.
If this 'click' is not in line with the emperor's wishes, then this errand will not be messed up, and if you look back and blame them, you must not 'click' them all.
I don't understand this 'click', and no one dares to ask the emperor what this 'click' means, so I am embarrassed here, and suddenly one of the warriors in front of the palace has a bright eye, and hurriedly takes two steps forward:
"Grandpa Gui, what are you doing here?"
Father-in-law Gui is naturally Wei Xiaobao, and he is quite satisfied with his current life since he entered the palace.
Although that thing is wooden, in this palace, except for the emperor's mother, who sees him must not nod his head, and the first-class master who enters the palace to face the saint sees him It is also a rule, talking with a smiling face, this is a face.
At this time, he saw several familiar warriors in front of the palace saluting him, and replied with a smile:
"This is not a small master who said that the dim sum in the palace is tired of eating, I heard the people below say that there is a shop selling 'Dong Candy' at the front door, let me go over and take a look, buy some and come back to try it!"
Although Huang Shaohong established a new dynasty, the eunuchs in the palace were all Han eunuchs left over from Kangxi, so this name continued.
In addition, there is only one person who can be called the little master in this palace now, Jianning, and she is the princess of the former Qing Dynasty, which is also appropriate.
'Dong Sugar' is not a pastry in the capital, the legend is that Dong Xiaowan, one of the 'Qin Huai Bayan', made something recently, which was recently introduced to the capital, so that Jianning thought about buying it and tasting it, so Wei Xiaobao took the initiative to ask for it and embarked on this experience.
The warrior in front of the hall listened to the flattery and said: "I have to say that it is you, Gonggong Gui, such a good thing to run errands for the masters, it will not be the turn of others!" ”
Wei Xiaobao is a refined person, and scolded with a smile: "If you have something to say, don't fix what you don't have!" ”
The warrior in front of the palace sneered: "You are always by the emperor's side, we just want to ask, what kind of criminal law is this 'click'?" ”
When Huang Shaohong met with the envoys of the Rakshasa Kingdom before, Wei Xiaobao was also in the Taihe Palace, and naturally heard the order of 'click', and when he heard it and thought about it, his eyes suddenly lit up: "This click, it is naturally ......"
When Huang Shaohong heard Xin'er, he was talking to Long'er and Jianning in Kunning Palace, and he would enjoy it, drinking tea while leaning on the recliner and enjoying the massage of the big and small Shuang'er.
When he heard that Wei Xiaobao, who had bought 'Dong Candy', came back to report that the Russian mission had all been 'clicked' and all remained in the palace, Huang Shaohong couldn't help frowning: "Why did you still stay?" ”
Wei Xiaobao was surprised: "Long live the lord, those old hairy people have all been purified, and they don't stay in the palace to listen to them, that's to ......."
"Purification?" Huang Shaohong reacted as soon as he thought about it, and scolded with a smile: "I keep a few old Maozi eunuchs for a fart, and the 'click' I said is to kill the head, who is so damaging to others!" ”
Long'er, Jianning, and the big and small shuang'er all laughed and trembled, Wei Xiaobao hurriedly lowered his head, looked at his toes, and sneered without squinting: "It's the slave who understands it wrong, and asks the emperor to punish him." ”
Huang Shaohong waved his hand: "What's the punishment for this, anyway, they are all people who are going to die, just pull it out and 'click' it again!" ”
Wei Xiaobao passed on the original words, the people underground were blinded, and the old eunuch, the owner of the clean house, was even more confused, this has all been 'clicked' once, does the emperor think that the 'click' is not clean, do it again?
Wei Xiaobao just said the matter, and the palace couldn't cry or laugh from top to bottom, this misunderstanding was made.
This matter is just a pleasure here for Huang Shaohong, but after this episode, he also thought of something, so he instructed Long Er:
"Forget the current eunuchs in the palace, don't choose eunuchs to enter the palace in the future, after all, this kind of thing has a dry day, as for the people who serve, it is better to be the palace maid!"
Long Er had grown up outside the palace, and naturally nodded when he heard it: "I think so too, although I am a eunuch, after all, I was a man, and I have always disliked being served by them." ”
Jian Ning covered his mouth and sneered: "Xianggong, don't you know, when Sister Long'er first entered the palace, when she said that she was going to bathe, when a eunuch followed up to serve her sister's wide clothes, she directly slapped it, so she didn't beat people to death!" ”
She didn't know that Long Er had pretended to be the queen mother in the palace, and she just thought that it was the first time the other party had entered the palace.
Huang Shaohong said noncommittally: "You say so, that was when you changed your clothes, and there were eunuchs waiting?" ”
Jian Ning saw that his father-in-law's eyes were not good, and he hurriedly shouted: "Who of them dares!" ”
Several people laughed for a while, and Long Er suddenly euphemistically expressed the idea of wanting a child, in this era, ordinary people, thirteen or fourteen women who have children.
Long Er is older than Jianning, and now he is twenty-five years old, and it is normal for people to want a child at this time.
Huang Shaohong thought about it and said with a wry smile: "To be honest, I'm not ready to be a father yet, I always feel that I am still a child, is it too early to have a child now, it is better to talk about it in a few years!" ”
Long Er nodded and said: "That's fine, but no matter how high your martial arts are, there will be an old day after all, as the emperor, the sooner this heir is considered, the better!" ”
Huang Shaohong slapped his forehead: "Don't you say that I forgot, I just have something to tell you!" ”
He waved away the palace maid who was waiting, and thought about it and left the big and small shuang'er.
After waiting for the palace maids to retreat, Huang Shaohong said: "I forgot to tell you that your father-in-law has been 'immortal'!" ”
The four beauties present were all staring at each other, falling into a strange silence, and suddenly Jian Ning shouted: "Quickly pass on the imperial doctor, Xianggong is crazy!" ”
Huang Shaohong grabbed Jianning and pressed it on his leg, picked up his slap and fried meat with an iron palm: "I'm serious with you, don't mess around with me!" ”
Long Er saw Jian Ning's grinning teeth in pain, and his shouting hiss cracked his lungs, so he hurriedly came up to persuade him.
Unexpectedly, after Huang Shaohong let go of Jianning, this girl not only did not appreciate it, but complained to Long'er: "Sister is really, people are comfortable!" ”
In a word, even if the atmosphere is like a dragon, I can't help but have a fever on my face, and my face is even more red with shame.
Long Er took a sip: "Just let Xianggong beat you to death!" ”
Jian Ning grinned, and came to coax Long'er to be happy, the wife and concubine actually got along like sisters, this scene fell in Huang Shaohong's eyes, and his heart was extremely comfortable.
Huang Shaohong waited for them to make enough trouble, and then took out the 'elixir' to call Long Er to his side, and first explained the physical reaction to be faced after the injection.
Long Er smiled softly: "Xianggong, what you have to do is done, Long Er believes in you!" ”
One sentence made Huang Shaohong laugh out loud, there is quite a kind of 'what else can you ask for if you have a wife like this', of course, the more such wives, the better!
Huang Shaohong didn't say much more, and injected her directly, Long'er's reaction was the same as when he injected it, the moment the 'elixir' entered the body, it began to reorganize her DNA, causing Long'er to faint and fall asleep as soon as her eyes were closed.
Jian Ning leaned over and asked cautiously, "Xianggong, you tell the truth, did you look at Sister Long unpleasantly and find an excuse to kill her?" ”
Huang Shaohong took out the second 'elixir', Jian Ning ran away, and he was caught back and fell asleep after an injection.
The big and small shuang'er supported one by one, showing a somewhat panicked expression, Huang Shaohong shook his head: "Forget it, you take care of them first, and you will have your share when you turn back!" ”
The next day, Long Er and Jianning woke up and found that not only had their physique strengthened a lot, but even their skin had become more delicate and younger, and their whole person was full of vigorous vitality, so they really believed in the term 'immortality'.
Jianning hugged Huang Shaohong and kissed him, and said with a smile: "I already knew that Xianggong was good to us!" ”
Huang Shaohong glanced at her: "Then what did you run yesterday?" ”
Jianning was exposed, and he didn't feel embarrassed, he grinned, and then he got into Huang Shaohong's arms like a kitten, not caring about the dragon and the big and small shuang'er on the side.
At this time, in the eyes of the big and small shuang'er, there is no more anxiety from yesterday, and some of them are all hopeful, immortal, who doesn't want to, the two girls have also come back to their tastes, and their sons will naturally not deceive them.
But yesterday, today I was embarrassed to say I wanted it, Huang Shaohong saw the embarrassed look of the two girls, shook his head with a smile, and also injected them with the 'elixir of life' to make the two girls fall asleep for a day.
After resting for two days, Huang Shaohong began to retreat to consolidate his realm, he took out the 'cold jade bed' from his bag and placed it in the Qianqing Palace, and he sat on it for half a month.
It wasn't until the two 'immortal true qi' and 'no one can kill my golden body' in the body were all transformed into innate true yuan, and the realm was completely consolidated, that they came out.
After accompanying Long Er and Jianning in the 'Luding World' for a few more days, Huang Shaohong went to the 'Xunqin World' and injected 'Ji Yanran' with the 'elixir of life' As for Xiang Shaolong and others, let's talk about it later.
Ji Yanran was the first to establish a relationship with Huang Shaohong, and she can be regarded as his eldest wife, but because of the cultivation of 'Shenlong Su Nu Gong', the two have not had a round house until today, and the eyes of Ji Cainu who made it look at him are full of resentment.
After staying in the Xunqin World for a few days and appeasing Ji Cainu, Huang Shaohong went to the 'Dragon Hunting World' to inject Laura with the 'elixir of longevity'.
Laura was also incredulous at first, but after experiencing the benefits of this potion to enhance the human body, she was naturally convinced.
She also offered to give her father, Richard Crawford, one as well.
Huang Shaohong hugged the sexy Laura from behind and whispered in his ear: "Your father is so old, isn't it a waste to use this!" ”
After saying that, he laughed first, and was punched hard by Laura when he turned around.
Richard followed the expedition to Antarctica, and even if he wanted to be injected, he would have to wait until next time.
Huang Shaohong thought a little depressed, this is called a person who has attained the Tao of the chicken dog to ascend to heaven, no wonder there are so few immortals and gods throughout the ages, this is more, the heavenly court is full.
It is estimated that Laura must know that her husband is equating the old man with the chicken dog in his heart, and a real PK is absolutely inevitable, of course, in the past few days, the dog and the woman have PK more than a dozen times on the big bed, and they all ended in Laura's miserable whiteness.
But this Western girl has good resilience, and she never admits defeat after repeated defeats.
When he injected his wives with the 'elixir', Huang Shaohong was also thinking about what to do with his second uncle and sister-in-law Huang Qiushan.
After pondering for a while, I thought that I should wait a few years before saying that I had too many secrets, and I was not ready to share them with my relatives in reality.
After spending two weeks of leisurely days in England with Laura, Huang Shaohong couldn't stay still, and he was ready to enter a new world again and start a new adventure.
But before entering the New World, there is one more important thing to solve, and that is the 'Blood of Gabriel' matter.
Constantine got him more than ten drops, and Lucifer got a bottle of wine with his hand, and came out of the 'Hell Detective World', and the broken copper in his heart grinded with him every day for the blood of this angel.
Huang Shaohong has been hesitant in his heart, because no matter what the broken copper says, it is its one-sided words, if it really recovers the other party, no one can be sure whether the consequences will be good or bad.
But after thinking about it for the past few days, Huang Shaohong still decided to meet some of the requirements for breaking copper, so he took out the dozen drops that Konstantin got and planned to break the copper.
As for the whole bottle, it was going to be left for Selina some, and the rest for Natasha for genetic research.
I didn't expect that the broken copper pieces were too few, so I had to ask for the whole bottle, saying that the dozen drops were enough for Selina.
Huang Shaohong said: "Do you want to love it, I count to three, and if you don't want it, I'll put it all away and leave it to Selina." ”
As a result, before he began to count, he said very simply: "I want it!" ”
Huang Shaohong asked in surprise: "Why are you so happy, I haven't started counting yet!" ”
The copper-breaking liar spattered: "Bah, if you want to pit Uncle I, don't even think about it, when do you usually tell others like this, when did you count one or two?" It's good that you lose three directly, I don't want to have no chance! ”
“......”
Huang Shaohong was seen through the routine, and he was not annoyed, he took out more than a dozen drops of Gabriel's blood with a smile, smeared the blood on his heart according to the instructions of the broken copper, and then was instantly absorbed by the broken copper piece.
After waiting for a while, I didn't feel any change in the broken copper.
When Huang Shaohong asked, Broken Copper only boasted that its ontology level was too high, and the angel blood could only awaken some of its spirituality, and there was still a long way to go to repair it.
Huang Shaohong felt a lot more relieved when he heard this, at least he still had time to grow up.
With the rest of the 'Blood of Gabriel', he went to the world of 'Tales of the Night' again, but as soon as he logged in, the two vampire servants who were in charge of cleaning the room directly vaporized and died.
Then the whole castle, both vampires and werewolves, let out a near-death wail, and the sound of breaking brass snickered in his head, and now told him:
"Are you kidding you to take Gabriel's blood and enter the vampire's lair? Except for Selina, who had been injected with the 'elixir of life' and infected by the 'primordial virus', no one could withstand the breath of the holy power in Gabriel's blood! ”
Only then did Huang Shaohong hurriedly put away the 'Blood of Gabriel', and those wailing voices subsided.
When Selina hurried over, and before Huang Shaohong could tell her the good news of 'Gabriel's blood', the other party told him a surprise that drove him crazy.
Selina ...... Pregnant!
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