59, the god of autumn mountain cars

Live room.

Bai Xingxing's voice is particularly excited, and he has the strength of a World Cup star commentator.

"The map is out, it looks familiar, is it Mt. Akina?"

"Akina Mountain, sure enough, it's Akina Mountain!"

"Oh my God! It's really Akinayama! ”

"I dare to conclude that the greatest car god in the world is about to be born, and he is the Akinaka mountain car god - the !! of music"

Hurting others and benefiting himself Just took a sip of tea, hearing Bai Xingxing shouting like this, he sneered and squirted, the camera was full of water, and he hurriedly got up to wipe it with a rag.

Zhuge Liang didn't light up his mouth and opened wide, almost stuffing an egg into it.

This went on for a while, and he turned on the crazy spit mode.

"Xiaobai, can you kid not be so exaggerated?"

"I don't know, I thought we were really going to become the god of the autumn mountain bike!"

"The point is, he's going to drive a special walk-behind tractor!"

"Can you imagine walking tractors speeding on the Akinayama track, and then flicking their tails?"

"What a spicy eye!"

The barrage coincided with the explosion.

"Nima! As long as I think of Dong Chou holding tofu in one hand and holding the handle of the tractor in the other, I will go crazy. ”

"I just thought of the benefits of a walk-behind tractor, which can be crossed by Erlang's legs, which is more stylish than AE86!"

"Blind, I'm blind before I even see the game!"

"Japanese fat otaku drives walk-behind tractors, black market boxers drive walk-behind tractors, Michelin chefs drive walk-behind tractors, fashion three sisters drive walk-behind tractors, ......"

"No, these are not the funniest things, the funniest ones, they can't be changed to start, they must be shaken with a crank handle, that scene is called a spicy eye!"

"It's the most interesting game in the whole space, and just by imagining it, it can make me laugh until my stomach hurts."

"Japanese fat otaku pouting butt rocking walk-behind tractor, black market boxer pouting butt rocking walk-behind tractor, Michelin chef pouting butt rocking walk-behind tractor, fashion three sisters pouting butt rocking walk-behind tractor ......"

"The key, this map is still a special autumn mountain, and I'm too ...... I'm laughing to death......"

After wiping the camera at the expense of others, it was rare to snatch the white happy wheat, and the spit mode was also turned on.

"I'll tell you, I really drove a walk-behind tractor, and that thing doesn't have shock absorption at all."

"If you drive a little faster on flat ground, you can vomit blood upside down, and you want to flick your tail? I only have two words, hehe. ”

"What about the Akinayama course? As we all know, the most famous thing there is a five-in-a-row hairpin bend, which does not flick the tail, and it is impossible to turn at high speed. ”

"Honestly, I really don't think there's anything ridiculous about this map......"

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On the live screen, 10 contestants entered one after another, this time along with their "car".

Seeing a row of personable contestants, and their bizarre modified walk-behind tractors, standing in a row on the starting line, the atmosphere in the live broadcast room exploded again, this time to the extent of high-explosive bombs.

Bai Xingxing: "I'm blind, this painting style is so special and strange, I really can't see it!" ”

"Sister Li, Boss Zhuge , you two will take care of me for a while, and I'll go get some eye drops."

Zhuge Liang is not bright: "Xiaobai, your special mother just likes to exaggerate, this is also the style of Lao Gen's big stage, where can you say so exaggerated......"

Without saying a word, he also stood up from the camera, covered his forehead and waved his hand: "No, no, I have to take two blood pressure pills, this style, I ...... my head"

The barrage was full of joy.

"Xiaobai is dead!"

"Zhuge is dead!"

"Sister Li is about to die......"

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Instead of dying in battle, harming others and benefiting oneself began the real explanation in a serious manner.

"Everyone, everyone, let's laugh and laugh, the commentary still needs to be serious."

"Don't think that just because the walk-behind tractor doesn't look good, it doesn't look good, and you don't think it's suitable for racing, especially if you don't think it's good for a track like Akinayama."

"That's just our stereotyped, outdated view of walk-behind tractors and ordinary people."

"As we all know, although we have only entered the era of global reincarnation for 7 years, our ancestors have already started a small-scale exploration of the reincarnation world more than 100 years ago."

"Since the first "Xiu Liao Walk-behind Tractor Competition" 90 years ago, such a competition has been held for 9 times, and we are the 10th this time."

"What will 90 years of time, combined with the experience of the last 10 competitions, bring?"

"Of course and a lot has to be brought!"

"The first one is the magic transformation industrialization of walk-behind tractors."

"Let's talk about this with concrete examples."

"First of all, let's take a look at the three sisters' cars."

"From the appearance, it can be seen that the three sisters' cars are exactly the same, all of them are light wheel 9100."

"This walk-behind tractor is the latest model launched by the company, the design was finalized nine years ago, the first concept prototype was launched seven years ago, and it was not officially accepted for customer customization until five years ago."

"Although this is the first time it has really set foot in the "Walk-behind Tractor Competition", before that, the competition department of the optical wheel company has verified it in the simulation field......

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Bai Xingxing and Zhuge Liang returned to the camera without lighting up, and found that they were seriously explaining that they were harming others and themselves, so they did not disturb this fanatical technographer, but listened carefully to the knowledge they had never heard of with others.

"Well, after listening to my introduction to the three sisters' cars, you must have understood that their barewheel 9100 is actually a speed-based walk-behind tractor, relying on agility and maneuverability to gain an advantage on the track, and not focusing on confrontation."

"So, let's take a look at the walk-behind tractor of Russian Antonov next."

"Everyone knows that because the organizers and referees of the main match are white seniors."

"This white senior has quite a personality and has set a lot of rules with personality."

"The first rule is that the players are not allowed to change the shape of the walk-behind tractor, because he believes that this is the essence of the walk-behind tractor."

"Regardless of whether this rule is valid or not, our competitors must abide by it, so most of the walk-behind tractors we see are still in line with our impression of walk-behind tractors, including Antonov's car."

"Of course, the white seniors allowed and encouraged the contestants to make magic changes to the walk-behind tractor in other aspects, such as a larger body, a more powerful engine, and more ferocious firepower."

"Why do we use the word 'ferocious' to describe firepower?"

"I believe that everyone will have an intuitive understanding after seeing Antonov's car."