Chapter 171: Master of Ceremonies
"No..."
Subconsciously, Wei Linglan wanted to open her mouth to refuse.
Li Ang had come here to help, but it was unfortunate to be caught up in this inexplicable fog mission, and it would cost him decades of Yangshou... I really can't make sense.
However, after Wei Linglan finished speaking, Li Ang interrupted: "Yes." ”
He turned his head, looked at the stunned Wei Linglan, and pretended not to care and smiled bitterly: "We have no other way, right?"
It's just fifty years of longevity, and if the two love for a long time, how can they be in the morning and twilight. ”
He lowered his head and took Wei Linglan's hand affectionately, his eyes were full of love,
"Do you know the difference between you and the monkey, one lives in a cave, the other lives in my heart,
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart.
Don't feel sorry for me, Lan Lan, you have to know that I will always belong to you. ”
After that, ignoring Wei Linglan, who looked confused, Li Ang put away his affectionate expression like a Sichuan opera changing face,
He looked at Hongsha seriously and deeply, and said generously: "Come on, don't pity me because I am a delicate flower!" ”
“...”
Hong, who also looked confused, was stunned for a while before chuckling and nodded, "The two of you really have a deep love for flounder, which makes me so envious."
As long as Childe is willing to do what I say,
When this is done, I will keep my promise and send you out of this place. ”
She clapped her hands lightly, and the servants dressed in bright red came forward one after another, cleaning the floor, laying out the red carpet, setting up the altar, and lighting incense.
After a few breaths, a simple open-air ceremony was set up, and the band began to play loud and noisy joy again.
From the point of view of dialectical materialism, the theory that a simple ritual can borrow yang shou is undoubtedly absurd.
But in the occult view, rituals do not operate on the basis of the laws of science.
It works and works because an arbitrary standard is scrupulously enforced, and the deep conviction of the person performing the ritual must be poured out in the process.
Candles, spices, incantations, light, tarot, dances, formations, sacrifices... All the elements that seem absurd, are an indispensable part of the ritual, and the symbolism they represent must be delicate and precise,
You can't rely on your senses and emotions to draw conclusions and make conjectures – that's similar to modern science.
The red demons dispersed, and Li Ang, who had already dressed in the groom's official costume, stood on the red carpet, facing the altar, holding two unlit incense sticks in his hands.
The red scar returned to the sedan chair and sat upright, holding two incense sticks in his hands.
According to the ritual, the red evil sent two ghosts as concubines, one for praise and the other for praise.
At that time, the groom stood in front of the sedan chair.
Tongzan: Start the sedan chair, the newcomer starts.
Introduction: The groom bows (helps the bride get off the sedan chair)
Citation: In front of the bride and groom.
Citation: The bride and groom are in place.
Tongzan: The bride and groom are incense.
Citation: Kneel, offer incense.
Tongzan: Kneel, kowtow, kowtow, three kowtows.
After that, Leon and the bride will worship heaven and earth, the altar second, the husband and wife will bow to each other, and then lift the hijab, and together they will light the remaining incense sticks in their hands with the copper furnace fire on the altar.
Finally, the incense sticks were exchanged, and Li Ang's yang shou was transferred to Hongsha.
The ceremony was about to begin, and Wei Linglan, who was isolated from the altar by the red demons, was annoyed and anxious,
She glanced at Wei Yueyan, who was crossing her hands in front of her, and found that the latter's expression was light, and even raised the corners of her mouth slightly, revealing a smile of unknown meaning.
Also... For this "companion", Li Ang is not related to her,
If you can easily clear the customs at the cost of an ordinary person's yang life, it's not too cool.
Even if Li Ang died unexpectedly during the ceremony, resulting in the failure of the ceremony, Wei Yueyan would be able to take advantage of this time to recover her strength.
Wei Linglan's mind turned sharply,
But I didn't know that Miss Chai was already happy in her heart, and she couldn't wait to see what would happen later.
At the beginning of the ceremony, the vocal music was noisy, and the bride and groom were led to get off the sedan chair.
The two newlyweds walked to the altar,
It should have been shouting "Kneel, offer incense!" at this time! The ghost was in place, with a stiff smile on his face, and he couldn't open his mouth.
He had been controlled by Li Ang with the cat's eye illusion special effect, and at this time, he was out of the world, so he naturally couldn't say anything.
The ceremony paused, and although the red man still smiled, his teeth clenched together.
A majestic and profound terrifying yin aura slowly escaped from her body, and even Wei Linglan outside the altar could feel it, and she couldn't help but feel a burst of shock.
As if he was shocked by the yin qi, the ghost came back to his senses and smiled again tremblingly,
As soon as he opened his mouth, it turned into Mandarin with a strong accent, "Xinsang, it's a good goosebag!" ”
?!
Hongsha froze in place, as if he couldn't believe his ears,
Even the bands playing and singing in the back paused and looked at each other.
The ghost still didn't know it, and continued to shout sharply in an accent that he didn't know where: "Xin Liang, he is also a good Lu Liang,
Congratulations to them on tying the knot and never being together!
Let's give this dei new leng,
I wish them the same anus and the world for a long time,
Check it out! They grind the leaves with two words, spicy is to believe in Buddhism! ”
The ceremony was naturally interrupted, and the resentment of the red demon was almost about to lift the red hijab and rise to the sky.
And the ghost of the attraction controlled by illusion, although the body is fluctuating because of the yin qi,
But his mouth did not stop for a moment, and he was still screaming sharply,
"Now, let's turn over the father of the new silver bag! Everyone applauds! ”
Drum you horse yo drum!
With a slap of the red slap, he flew away the ghost of Yinzan, and with one foot, the yin qi visible to the naked eye lifted away the surrounding fog like a shock wave.
"Yes! Who! ”
Under the red hijab, the red man gritted his teeth and shouted, "Give!" I! Stand out! ”
The surrounding fog was blown away, and Wang Congshan and others, who were hiding in the corner of the street, also saw Li Ang standing behind the altar and wearing the groom's official clothes.
Just when Wang Congshan and the others were shocked, Hongsha also found signs of the enemy.
It was an ethereal black figure, crouching on a floor-to-ceiling glass window high in a building in the distance, at a ninety degree angle to the ground.
This figure seems to be appearing in a pretending appearance, but in fact, it is a false illusion created by Li Ang.
It's okay in the distance, but once you get close, you'll be seen through by the red sha.
Thinking that he had found the enemy, the red snorted coldly, kicked the ground with his toes, and his body jumped out into the distance like an arrow from a string.
And Miss Chai was also on the visor, and saw the subtitle prompt projected to her by Li Ang, and immediately bowed down, slapped her palm on the ground, and regathered the dense fog.
Looming around here, obscuring Leon's figure.