weekend

Around ten o'clock in the morning,

Far from being deserted on weekends, Gotham Elementary School is more lively than any other day of the week.

The listless students walked through the door one by one with their school bags on their backs and yawning.

There were also some adults who walked into the school door with bad faces.

Among the vehicles, a pink beetle was parked at the school gate,

The window was lowered, and a woman with yellow hair pulled her sunglasses down and put them on the bridge of her nose: "Ivy, here we are"

"Yawn"

In the back seat, the red-haired woman yawned and sat up: "Why are we here?" My research on a new variety is about to be successful. ”

Harley Quinn pushed the car door, walked out, and said to the sleepy-eyed Poison Ivy Girl, "Didn't you nod your head when Little Pudding called us to come?" At that time, you still urged me to nod my head. ”

"I don't" The Poison Ivy Woman's expression stiffened slightly, and her expression was slightly unnatural.

"Let's go, maybe it's fun?" Harley Quinn opened the car door as she spoke.

The beautiful woman wearing a plush coat and revealing two long white slender legs is very eye-catching when walking on the road, especially the parents who accompanied her and some teenagers.

The precocious white and black imps are even more among them.

Gotham City Poetry Tasting Club,

It was on the open-air football field of Gotham Elementary School, and some people had already prepared drinks, but they didn't care about the sun, the seats were hot from the morning sun, and it happened to be the end of winter, and the warm chairs were comfortable to sit on.

People came one after another, sitting in the audience against the morning sun, while the school people set up a shelter to shade the sun.

"Bless Gotham Elementary"

"Bless the Kane Memorial Bridge"

"Blessing Vince Finkel Bridge"

"Bless Evanston High School"

I don't know when, the poetry tasting party has already begun, and there are still many reporters from news agencies sitting in front of them, yawning and taking pictures.

"Quick, I've found Shirley!"

Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy also find Shirley sitting in the student pile.

Two cool women came over, and the student sitting next to Shirley had to give up his seat "intimately", if he didn't want to be beaten for nothing.

Harley quinn tilted her head to Shirley and asked, "What exactly is this thing for?" ”

The Poison Ivy Girl also felt a little bored, "Just keep blessing?" ”

"Hmm" Shirley nodded, obviously anticipating this outcome.

Poison ivy and Harley Harleyn, who had just sat down, had yawned four or five times.

As the phrase "Bless Arkham Asylum" ended, someone lowered his voice and said, "God willing, he has finally blessed it!" ”

"Bless the New York City Government" but the blessing is not over, the person who recites the poem rubs his throat, but still continues to force himself to continue reading.

The people who had just thought they were liberated were stunned.

"Not over yet?"

……

Washington

Behind the Stars and Stripes' desk in a white building protected by the Marines, Lex Luthor stopped writing.

Casually took the phone: "What's the matter?" ”

His expression did not change in the slightest, and he said calmly, "Let her in." ”

A few seconds later, there was a knock on the door.

"Please come in"

Lex Luthor leaned back, leaning back in a leather office chair, looking at the "bucket" that pushed the door in, no, she was just a woman who looked like a bucket.

Black skin, a face full of flesh, a face that is annoying close to the outside.

"Good morning, Mr. President."

"Director Amanda Waller" Lex Luthor leaned forward to the desk, and gently patted the desktop document with his right hand: "I think you are not here to say hello." ”

Amanda Waller nodded, looked left and right, and then saw Lex Luthor nod before saying, "We've caught the weakness of the toy man." ”

"Oh?" Lex Luthor raised an eyebrow.

"Sir, maybe you didn't list him as one of the troubles, but every uncontrolled transhuman must be monitored, supervised, Superman is, and so is Toy Man."

The fat black lady spoke confidently: "We have collected all the information on the Toy Man's battles so far, and of course I have brought these materials and am preparing to hand them over to you. ”

"Toy Man has an exceptional level of physique, comparable to some of the best acrobats, and is as strong as a special forces in marksmanship and hand-to-hand combat, but you know, his most amazing ability comes from being able to turn a toy into a physical one," she said. ”

"Keep talking," Lex Luthor was interested, raising his hand and motioning for Amanda to continue.

"In the case of a few shots by the toy man, we found that the toy man can turn a living body into a toy, and can also reverse the transformation, which is even full of himself, and he can also have almost all the known and even unknown abilities, if he is an enemy, it is very likely that he will have to face all the mysterious forces in the world, and no one has any certainty." Amanda Waller's expression was solemn when she mentioned this ability: "This ability is harmful to national security and threatens the freedom and democracy of this land!" We cannot ignore him, let alone the extremely bad influence he has had on society......"

"Ms. Waller!"

Lex Luthor interrupted the gushing chubby black-skinned lady: "These are the words you should have left at the press conference, or your campaign speech when you want to get votes, now, just tell me the results!" ”

"Of course, Mr. President!"

Amanda Waller clenched her fist and put it to her lips: "Ahem"

"Toy Man's hand-to-hand combat ability, agile and flexible physical condition, is not difficult to deal with, and his toy, I think we have mastered the ability to neutralize it!"

"Neutralization?"

Amanda Waller nodded vigorously, and this action made the black horizontal flesh on her face sway up and down: "That's right! So, I hope that Mr. President, you can give me some resources to support, which will be very helpful for the follow-up research and development! ”

Lex Luthor shook his head: "No! ”

Amanda Waller's face changed.

"Not some resources, but all! All the resources you need, I can give you the best help. ”

"Thank you for your generosity, and if you have your support, the security of the country and the freedom of the people will be guaranteed to the greatest extent, and you will be the best president of the stars and stripes."

"I hope so, and it's a pleasure to speak with you, Ms. Amanda Waller."

The black-skinned fat lady left happily, and when she left, she took the door with her backhand.

As for the conversation just now, Lex Luthor seemed to have no memory at all, and forgot it in an instant.

He focused on the documents on his desktop, reviewing them word by word.

Once again, there was silence in the room.

After more than ten minutes, Lex Luthor suddenly spoke: "Caught? ”

The sound of a short "squeak" of the sofa rubbing against the floor.

A figure sat on the sofa, with Erlang's legs crossed.

"Accidentally killed," replied some childish voice, "but it's been brought back to the lab." ”

"Hmm," Lex Luthor nodded, and continued, "You should be ready, someone wants to take this opportunity to stand up." ”

"Don't let me down on my support for you."

Lex Luthor put down her pen and looked at the couch, which was empty.

……

At the scene of the poetry tasting meeting, the time came to eleven o'clock at noon, and the last person who recited the poem had already left automatically with a smirk.

"How much has this poem blessed?"

Harley Quinn half-took off her plush coat and put her hand on the awning and asked, "I remember, it seems that Washington has been blessed?" ”

"Now that I'm in Chicago, the most powerful thing about this poem is that every corner will be blessed, and there will be no favoritism."

Poison ivy held a green seed between her fingers: "I think, feed the flowers." ”

"Ivy, your temper is so bad"

Stopping the poison ivy girl, the harley quinn raised her finger and said very seriously: "We didn't come to make trouble today, have you forgotten?" We now belong to the superhero team, the Birds of Prey! ”

……

……

A car drives through the streets of Gotham, sometimes stopping, sometimes driving slowly.

The shadow in the passenger seat asked Li Zu, "Found a clue?" ”

Li Zu drooped his listless eyelids and said, "You are the world's number one detective, do you need to ask me?" ”

The shadow retorted, "But I'm a toy you made." ”

“……”

"Squeak——! The car braked suddenly, and the forward inertia pushed the two of them forward violently.

Li Zu shifted gears with his right hand and guessed the clutch back: "Next time you must buy an automatic car, I think the batmobile is good." ”

The car went backwards to the door of the convenient hotel he had just passed by, and in his complaints.

Shadow wondered, "Here?" ”

"I'm guessing you don't watch the news very often"

Li Zu pushed the car door and got out of the car, walked into the convenient hotel, and after booking a room, took the elevator to the room he had just booked.

"What's the news?" The shadow had already come in through the window and sat on the couch.

"Except that you don't wear a cloak, you are really exactly the same as that bat" Li Zu closed the door, sat on the hotel bed, and added: "Especially the aspect of sliding doors and picking locks." ”

The shadow didn't speak, but waited for Li Zu to answer.

"Turn on the TV, I think there must be on the TV." Li Zu was lying on the bed, without any intention of getting up.

Shadow turned on the TV with the remote control.

"A few days ago, Superman appeared at Chicago Stadium, and Superman, who fell from the sky, ignored the interview of media reporters, stayed for a few seconds, and then took off and left."

"Superman returns, is it good or bad for the city? Is this guy really Superman? Can we trust this red cloak that fell from the sky? ”

Shadow changed channels several times in a row, and six out of ten channels were reporting Superman-related news.

"Superman?" Shadow asked, "Is this really Superman?" ”

Even if he is a ninja in the "Bruce Wayne" version made by Li Zu, he is not the real Bruce Wayne after all, and he does not have a real Batman mentality.

"I don't know"

Li Zu turned over and sat up, but asked the shadow a question: "You say, what is he looking for?" ”

"Looking for what?" The shadow's voice was full of doubt.

Li Zu said: "He once landed in Gotham, but now he keeps going to every city, and judging from the distance he landed, his maximum detection range should be about 200 kilometers, and he still maintains this state after so many days, so he should not have found what he wants to find from the earth." ”

"You're saying he's not Superman?" The shadow heard the meaning of Li Zu's words.

Shadow continued: "Even if he's not Superman, he should be related to Kryptonians, so ...... Do you guess the hands-on guy should have something to do with Superman? ”

"Of course not"

Li Zu jumped out of bed: "I'm just paying more attention to Superman's news, in fact, the news I want you to see is this!" ”

He took the remote control, switched back and forth on the channel, and finally settled on a channel,

"Recently, Luther's biochemical research technology has entered a new era, and artificial cells are no longer out of reach."

The shadow suddenly said, "You mean, Lex Luthor?" ”

"Of course" Li Zu nodded: "If there is anyone in this world who wants to kill me the most now, except for the penguin who will not die, it should be this bald man." What's more, in order to study the news of the tyrant's related biochemical weapons, this shot is worth it. ”

Combined with the TV advertisements for Lex's biochemical research technology, the possibility of Lex Luthor's hands-on technology does exist, but the evidence is not conclusive...... But when does a villain need conclusive evidence to make a judgment?

Li Zu has fully realized the benefits of being a bad person.

Shadow asked, "What are you going to do?" ”

"Of course I went to the door" Li Zu tugged at his cuffs: "And, I think, I can guess what this superman is looking for." ”

The shadow was silent for a moment, then said, "You're not as careless as you seem, you're careful, I must admit it, Toy Man." ”

"Don't jump to conclusions, that's probably my imagination."

"So, why did you go around town before?" The shadow asked rhetorically.

Li Zu said frankly: "Because I just thought of it. ”

"And what about coming to the hotel?"

"I'm tired and want to sleep for a while, and I don't feel safe in the toy store...... After all, there is a man who kills a tyrant with a punch, and he can fly. Li Zu said solemnly: "I'm afraid of death." ”

“……”

……

The atmosphere of the poetry tasting has reached its peak.

"It's over, it's over, whew!"

Harley Quinn patted her chest and exhaled heavily, and as the sun set in the west, the "blessing" was finally delivered to every institution in the American land.

"Bless the ...... Australia"

Harley Quinn stood up, pulled off her sunglasses and shouted, "Ivy! it! ”

The poison ivy woman, who had long been unable to bear it anymore, spilled a handful of seeds, and the vines with thick trunks snaked out and went straight to the podium.

"Ahh

Screams rang out.

"Kill them!" The Harley Quinn raised her right hand, and the small bracelet pendant on her wrist was a bat, and the small ornament turned into a solid steel bat in an instant, which she held firmly in her hand.

When the vines rushed to the podium with the Poison Ivy Girl and took control of everyone.

Harley Quinn also rushed up with a bat in hand.

"What about the author of this bullshit poem?" The Harley Quinn who had been forcing herself to endure for a while asked angrily.

On the podium, there were only a few young people who were reading poems "with great emotion".

A young man with a hoarse voice, who was hanging upside down from the vines at this time, hurriedly said: "They came to stand in the morning, and then left, I heard that they went early to celebrate the success of the poetry tasting meeting and held a celebration banquet......

"Bureaucracy! Yes!! ”

"We've been listening to the blessings for so long, and now I've decided to send them home today!"

……

Hotel, an urgent news break appeared on the TV.

"Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have a big fight with the Gotham Poetry Society, and threaten to settle accounts with the author."

"Two vicious villains threaten the greatest poets of contemporary Gotham, China, and even on earth!"

“……”

Li Zu slapped his forehead: "Forget it, I knew it would be like this." ”