Chapter 219: Committing water today, but there is no danger
One, two...... Then, it was out of control, and there were more and more passers-by who stopped to watch, almost making Zhao Fan and Shenxiu in front of the gossip map impenetrable, this is the collective effect, either no one cares, or they stimulate each other after the beginning, and everyone's behavior and psychology have changed.
"Really, it's free?"
"It can't be a liar with this gimmick."
"At such a young age, aren't the real masters all seventy old and eighty immortal wind bones?"
"Maybe it's a bit real, we'll see."
……
In the face of everyone's doubts and expectations, Zhao Fan was worried that there were no customers, but now, he is worried that there are too many people!
For this reason, he had to announce: "This week, we will all tell fortunes in Dongguan Square, but only three times a day we will close the stall for free, including follow-up exorcism and evil spirits, and no fees will be charged." ”
The first passer-by woman said in disbelief: "I came first, and I was the first one today, right?" ”
"Yes." Zhao Fan nodded slightly, raised his hand and said, "Please stand outside a little bit and make room for others." ”
Everyone took a few steps back.
The passer-by woman squatted in front of the gossip map, she looked at the business above, and said, "I want to see the face." ”
"Face or palmistry?" Zhao Fan asked, this woman is about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, her appearance is not beautiful but not ugly, her figure is slightly baby fat, but she has a capable temperament, like a workplace OL.
The woman hesitated for a moment and said, "Physiognomy." ”
"Hmm......" Zhao Fan's eyes stared directly at the woman's face for almost five minutes. And Shenxiu, according to the pre-negotiated next to him, shook the rattle in his hand, and the sound kept ringing.
At this time, the onlookers began to get impatient, and the voices of urging continued.
"Okay?"
"I guess he's trying to figure it out."
……
Zhao Fan actually finished the analysis in less than a minute, for fear of being too shocking, so he deliberately extended the time to look at the photo, and while showing off the mystery, it could also raise everyone's sense of expectation to the highest peak.
At this moment, he suddenly closed his eyes and said in a certain tone: "This young lady, you have been trapped by love recently, right?" ”
The woman looked shocked and said, "Master, are you really calculating?" It's so accurate! ”
Zhao Fan didn't answer, but said in a shocking voice: "One is that you have been pursuing you for a long time, and your heart has been loosened, while the other is that you have liked you for a long time, and you have ignored you in the past, but suddenly launched a pursuit offensive against you." ”
The woman nodded excitedly, "Yes, that's it, master, you're so amazing!" ”
The reactions of passers-by varied, ranging from those who thought it was a trust, who thought it might be true, and those who remained neutral and did not express their opinions.
Zhao Fan smiled slightly, ignored everyone, and asked the woman with a smile: "So, what do you want to ask for from me?" ”
There is a saying in physiognomy that is called the theory of non-independence, which means that the emphasis is on comprehensive judgment.
On the edge of the woman's lower lip, there are two small sesame pimples, which are love fires, symbolizing that they are trapped by love, and there are two at the same time, which means that there are two men, which makes her entangled and confused.
Her eyebrows, one high and one low, when she thought of this, indicated that there were two choices, one was wanted, and the other was unbearable to refuse.
As for the rest of the body, there is nothing wrong with the woman's health and professional luck, and it is flat and unimpeded.
After a while, the woman asked, "Master, which one should I choose?" ”
"My advice is, don't choose any of them." Zhao Fan didn't beat around the bush, and said directly: "Chasing you, I have true feelings for you, but we don't agree with each other's fate, to be exact, you are a little bit of a restraint, and you will be happy in the next ten years, and you will be widowed after ten years." And if you like that one, if things are abnormal, there will be demons, and their hearts will have plans, if they can't resist the temptation and agree, they will be ruined in this life. ”
"Huh?" The woman was stunned, and then said dissatisfiedly, "Master, are you too hasty in your judgment...... Ten years from now? And the second one, how do you know that it wasn't my sincerity that moved him? ”
If she hadn't had a good temper, she would have turned her face and cursed the people who like me so much, and arranged the people I like!
"Ten years of watershed, leave it alone." Zhao Fan glanced at her lightly and asked, "Regarding the judgment of the second man, are you questioning Master Ben's calculations?" ”
"Yes, it's questioning!" The woman felt that there were many people around, and the other party didn't dare to do anything to her, if she didn't come up with something that convinced her, she wouldn't give up!
Passers-by saw this situation, and they were very interested, and no one did not like to join in this kind of excitement of arrows and crossbows. At this time, no one thinks that this is Tuo's acting anymore, how can there be such a smashing of one's own scene?
"Oh......" Zhao Fan smiled nonchalantly and said, "It's better like this, now verify how accurate this master's iron mouth is straight." ”
The woman asked with a calm face, "How to verify?" ”
"Today, you are lucky to be in trouble, but there is no danger." Zhao Fan estimated for a few seconds, and then said: "At the latest, in three minutes, this little calamity will be answered." ”
The woman said angrily: "Hehe, on such a hot day, and in the square, you actually said that I committed water?" I'm in the workplace, so I think it's easy to deceive. Let's see, isn't he talking about it? Disperse, lest anyone be deceived, he counted that I was trapped by love, nine times out of ten it was a panacea, who doesn't have a person who likes and is liked? ”
Passers-by began to help, pointing at Zhao Fan one after another, one liar at a time.
"What's the hurry, there are more than two minutes and thirty seconds." Zhao Fan did not change in the slightest as if his face was paralyzed, and his tone was very calm and not annoyed.
Shenxiu couldn't bear it anymore, and asked rhetorically: "What did we cheat, money?" Didn't it say free? If you don't believe it, please shut up, in our world, there is no such thing as 'believe it, and if you don't believe it, you don't have it'. If you don't say it, it's true, and it will never be ambiguous. ”
The woman said disdainfully: "Then waste this minute, I'll see how you make it up then!" ”
Zhao Fan held his chin with one hand, and he was as quiet as he wanted.
At this time, in Dongguan Square, there was a couple arguing, the woman was holding a water bottle, and the man looked like he was in a loss and wanted to turn around and leave, and the woman was pulling and scolding angrily.
Before I knew it, I came to a place not far from here.
When everyone heard the scolding, they couldn't help but look sideways, what day is today, there is so much excitement to see?
When the man saw that he was being watched by the group, he felt very shameless, so he shook off his girlfriend's hand fiercely and yelled fiercely: "Don't follow me again!" ”
The strength was so great that the woman slipped and fell to the ground, and her fingertips pointed at the former, "Okay, we're done now, break up!" ”
"Divide it, afraid of you?" The man picked up his wallet, took out a photo of the two, tore it up and threw it on the ground, and even stepped on it a few times.
"Get out!"
The woman's tears flowed wildly, and she raised the water bottle in her other hand and smashed it hard at the other party.
The man raised his fist and blocked, and with a "bang", the water bottle was bounced and changed direction, and the cap, which was not fastened tightly, broke open even more.
At this time.
The passer-by woman who was surrounded by the crowd in the center didn't know the situation over there because of her noisy voice, so she smiled triumphantly at Zhao Fan: "Master, why are you silent?" It's almost three minutes now, right? But I have nothing to do, and what about you who are so stubborn that you are guilty of water today? ”
As soon as the words fell, her smile didn't have time to retract, and her head was suddenly smashed out of a "pound" by a flying object!
At the same time, the mineral water in the bottle poured out, and the hair and face were all wet, and the clothes were also stained with a lot of water.
"Ah......h The woman screamed, then fell to the ground in pain, rubbing her head in confusion......
The onlookers were in an uproar, and they were hotly discussed like an explosion, but none of them went to help the woman, and their eyes on Zhao Fan were full of shock and worship!
"It's not even three minutes now, but it's true......"
"Look at that girl, it's so miserable, her head is swollen, and the makeup on her face is spent."
"The iron mouth is straight off, the iron mouth is straight off!"
"Today's water is in danger, but there is no danger, accurate, too accurate, the key is free, master, show me quickly, I believe you from the bottom of my heart!"