When I saw it today, it was born round and fair-skinned and blessed, not a melon seed face, but still good-looking, the feeling of pearl and jade, whether the facial features and eyebrows were seen in combination or separately, they were all exquisite and exquisite, full of aura.

In this way, it is even more unconvincing.

Why, a vulgar country girl, is born so smart? At first glance, it feels more temperamental than these ladies.

But the country girl must be just a country girl, now, let's see what talent she uses to show it.

If you are so poor in the countryside that you can't even eat, what kind of talent can you have?

……

Xu Jiaojiao didn't move indifferently, Du Yuling looked at it, and immediately relieved her, "I'll perform one for my sister-in-law, and I have recently learned a new tune from the harmonica." ”

The onlookers heckled, "What a good thing is this!" But everyone who participates has to perform by themselves, or they don't participate, what does it mean to let others take over? Also, Miss Du Er, are you looking down on your sister-in-law? ”

"That is, if you participate, you have to be able to afford to play, treat everyone equally, and don't perform well, no one has the piano skills of the piano girl, just what will come, just have fun!"

Du Yuling stopped talking.

Du Yuxue was also embarrassed, but she was smarter, "For example, the way to play with flowers, there are talented performance talents, those who have no talents, or those who have no inspiration, can't force it, just punish the wine." Sister-in-law, if you are not interested, just drink a glass of wine and make amends for everyone. ”

These two sisters seem to be speaking for Xu Jiaojiao, but in fact, both of them are secretly belittling her, confirming that she has no talent.

The people who watched the excitement all showed a look of contempt that was really so.

"What about then? How much alcohol is not interesting? There's no talent, so let her learn how to call chickens, cats, dogs, ducks, or whatever! Imitation is also a kind of talent, she grew up in the countryside, she is probably familiar with the sounds of these beasts, call a few to listen, we will be a talent. Miss Yu found an opportunity and laughed loudly.

Today, she wants to find this delicate stumbling block, causing her aunt to have a hard time in the Du Mansion, and causing her cousin and cousin to be so passive.

Her aunt has discussed with her mother a few times, if nothing else, in the future, she will marry into Du Mansion, marry her cousin, she has long regarded herself as half of Du Mansion, this Xu Jiaojiao is something, she came out of nowhere and disturbed the rules in Du Mansion, she should be taught a lesson.

As soon as Miss Yu's words came out, many girls followed suit.

"That's right! Learn to call a chicken, learn a dog to bark, and learn to call a duck! ”

"Or you can perform a duck walk, and the pig can also hum ......"

"Hahaha......"

The ladies next to Du Yuxue who were watching the excitement all hid their faces and smiled.

Some of the ladies frowned and watched quietly, as if they wanted to open their mouths but didn't know what to say.

The scene was lively for a while, and Mrs. Yu and the group of ladies on their side turned back frequently, and some of them were curious and asked Yahuan to come over to ask about the situation.

Xu Jiaojiao drank the best flower tea slowly, ate the pastries, and waited for a piece of osmanthus cake to be swallowed before she Shi Ran wiped her hands.

Remove the flower bulbs from your body.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you! Pigs can't hum, chickens can't crow, so let's do it, I'll tie you with silver needles at the performance scene, you can tie whatever style you want, for example, you can tie a cheap word on your hands, an ugly word on your face, a dung word on your mouth or something, I can satisfy your ......"

The audience is silent!

The ladies who had joked before were dumbfounded, and their faces were flushed.

What a poisonous mouth!

No matter how thick-skinned Miss Yu was, she was scolded by Xu Jiaojiao insinuating at this time, and she couldn't hold it back, "Grandma Xu, why are you so vulgar!" ”

Xu Jiaojiao blinked and asked rhetorically, "You all let me learn how to call chickens and dogs, aren't you vulgar?" I'll prick you with a silver needle, it's more difficult than what you say is to learn how to bark a chicken or a dog, don't you say? This is located in Miss, come, I'll put a dung word on your mouth, make sure it doesn't hurt at all, and let you know what talent and art are beautiful......"

Miss Yu has a mouthful of old blood!!

"You, you, you...... It's just unreasonable. ”

Xu Jiaojiao sighed, "You don't want to cooperate with me to perform the talent of needle pricking, do you?" So, what about you guys? You were all laughing so much just now? Do you guys want to cooperate? ”

looked at the audience, and suddenly, everyone else didn't dare to speak, and turned their heads away.

In this case, Xu Jiaojiao is so strong, who is the interface, who is not self-touching?

Think of Xu Jiaojiao's reputation again...... They all regret it.

I really shouldn't have watched the excitement, I saw Xu Jiaojiao for the first time just now, she was kind and angry, and she was smiling when she saw people, unlike the rumored three heads and six arms, so she was careless for a while, and followed Miss Yu and them to coax.

Miss Yu is the daughter of the Yu family, the Yu family is a big family with a head and a face in the capital, and she is the in-law of Du Mansion, this Xu Jiaojiao can scold her so facelessly, which means that she is full of feces, and some of them are not as noble as Miss Yu's status, and they provoke Xu Jiaojiao, and they have no face.

For a while, the audience was stunned by Xu Jiaojiao.

Du Yuxue saw that the situation was wrong, and hurriedly said, "Drink the penalty bar, sister-in-law, don't prick the needle, prick the needle and distract yourself, drink the penalty bar!" I'll drink for you......"

Du Yuling also preemptively said, "I can also drink for my sister-in-law......"

If she continues to play like this, Xu Jiaojiao doesn't know what she can do.

Xu Jiaojiao said lightly, "No, what kind of penalty wine do you drink?" Since people don't like to see me get needles, that's fine, I still have a talent that I can use! I can throw darts...... I'll throw you a dart. ”

After speaking, he picked up the small fruit knife in the fruit bowl in front of him, swished, and threw it in the direction of Miss Yu.

The fruit knife narrowly grazed a strand of hair from her sideburns and nailed to the gazebo pillar behind her.

Miss Yu screamed in fright, rolled her eyes, and almost fainted.

"Miss, Miss!"

"Miss Yu ......"

The crowd was terrified.

Xu Jiaojiao said, "How is it? My darts talent is okay! Did you pass the test? If you don't pass the test, I'll give you a few more performances? ”

Du Yuling was covered in cold sweat!

This game show of playing the piano and passing flowers was proposed by her!

That's it.

"It's okay, it's okay, sister-in-law, sit down."

Miss Yu came back to her senses and screamed, "Xu Jiaojiao, what do you mean?" Are you trying to shoot me with a dart? ”

They are all big and rough in the family, and the men are all martial arts practitioners, she can also do some kung fu with fists and feet, no matter how bad the knowledge is, Xu Jiaojiao's dart power control just now is very accurate, as long as it is a little bit, it can kill her and disfigure her appearance.