【150】The art of singing and dancing

"That's good??" Wu Dagang asked me with a look of astonishment.

After he took the incense wax paper candle, it was about ten minutes before and after. I settled their family's funeral.

Seeing how fast I was, it seemed to exceed his expectations.

I couldn't laugh or cry about this.

Isn't it just a funeral? I'm not a big dancer, do I have to pretend to give them a paragraph of "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Taishang Laojun Shows God ......"?

In their eyes, I just lit a few incense sticks and candles at the gate of their house, burned a few pieces of paper, and then smeared a little chicken blood on the door.

That's all.

But what he didn't know was. In order to resolve the funeral of their family. I set up a dissolving array to draw out the evil qi gathered in their house and use the magic trick to dissolve it.

And also. The blood I used to smear on the door of their house was no ordinary thing. That's the blood of the angry's comb.

Very expensive!

As far as I use them on the door of their house today, the cost price of our house alone is several thousand dollars.

"No hurry, it's not completely solved yet!" I said to Wu Dagang.

I mean, their family's mess has been resolved. But there's another picture on the back wall of their house.

That's the most troublesome thing.

However, Wu Dagang heard me say that it has not been completely resolved. He actually nodded and said, "I'll just say, here, how can it be so fast!" I haven't even seen you do anything! ”

Practice??

Ay...... He really thinks of me as a dancing god.

Feng Shui is not something that can be solved by doing things.

Anyway, in our industry, those who beat gongs, play drums, sing and dance, are all fakes. It's just a magic stick that cheats a few incense money.

A gentleman who can really solve feng shui problems doesn't need to be like that at all. All you need to do is find the key problem and address it.

This is what everyone says, it is not difficult for those who will know, but it will not be difficult for those who are difficult.

Of course, there are exceptions. As far as I know, in the northeast, there is a branch of the witch gate. Their singing and dancing can really solve the problem.

"You don't care if we do anything or not, as long as I can solve your family's problems. Now, you find a few young men with strong blood and strength. Start unloading the door. ”

"You can't use this gate anymore!"

I said to Wu Dagang.

When Wu Dagang heard my words, he smiled wryly. Then he nodded in response, and immediately beckoned the onlookers to the villagers and asked them to come and start unloading the door.

If you want to remove this aluminum alloy door, you don't need to have much trouble. As soon as a few screwdrivers turned, those welded places were directly pried and finished.

"While we're here, you have to quickly find a decoration master to come and replace the two gates."

The gate was unloaded. I carried them outside the courtyard and treated the gate again before letting them move.

The door is unloaded, but their house can't be left open. So, while I'm here, I'm going to have to reopen their house. Then I'll have to leave a guardian formation on the gate of their house.

Although my guardian formation cannot always protect their family. But during the period when their family had just committed a funeral and the evil spirit had just been dissipated by me, it was no problem to protect their family for three or five months.

After that, as long as their family doesn't make any more troubles. Then it will be the same as any other house, and there will be no more problems.

"Good! I'm going to call, and a relative of my brother-in-law's family is working on aluminum alloy in the town. Wu Dagang said to me.

"Well, that's good! Let him try to come over and install the gate today! I said to Wu Dagang.

The gate is installed in the same way as the previous upper beam. It's not always available. In terms of the day, I have also asked for it, and I have seen today's period. There is no problem, it is possible to install the gate today.

That's why I'm asking them to put the gate up as much as possible today. I don't want to have just solved the problem of the funeral for their family, who has made a mistake by installing the door on the wrong day.

"There should be no problem with this. I'll get in touch right away! "After Wu Dagang heard my words, he immediately started to call.

"Linlin, when is the right time to start the later question?" When Wu Dagang went to call the contact to install the gate, I asked Zhong Linlin.

When Zhong Linlin heard this, she groaned slightly and then said to me, "You can do it at any time!" Just wait until after dark to do it. The effect will be better! ”

"It's dark?" I frowned slightly.

Wu Dagang's problems have now been found out by us, and I still want to divide them by two, and help their family solve it in a few clicks.

Zhong Linlin nodded.

"Alright! Then do as you say. Wait until it's dark! I said.

I solved this problem in ten minutes. But it's a different story, if I do it the way I do. It will take at least three days or so.

That's why I want Zhong Linlin to solve it.

Since she said it would be easier to deal with it after dark, then I naturally listened to her.

I specialize in art.

If Zhong Linlin is allowed to come out of the funeral, it will not be solved in ten days.

It was already noon, and Wu Dagang arranged for someone to make a meal.

The meals were good, with fish and meat, and fresh vegetables. In particular, the chili pepper dipping water made by their family is particularly fragrant. Boiled melon beans, dipped in chili water, special rice. I ate three bowls of rice.

After eating, a small pickup truck came.

I came to measure the size of their door.

After measuring the measurements, the master drove back to town. Said that you can open the door in the afternoon and come over to install it.

Everything is going smoothly.

Then it's dark.

An afternoon. Zhong Linlin and I don't have much to do. It took us less than an hour to prepare everything we needed for the evening.

At about five o'clock in the afternoon, the small pickup truck came again, and the new gate that was needed was also towed.

Of course, with the previous wrought iron yellow flower, this new gate looks normal. There's no more bells and whistles.

After the master had installed the gate, I took out the cinnabar ink and drew a few simple runes on the gate.

Don't underestimate these simple runes.

Although it is very simple, a small completed formation has been formed. There was no problem at all in protecting their homes for three or five months.

Moreover, the formation drawn with cinnabar ink can last longer than the formation I drew with phase qi.

"The problem of your family's loss has now been completely solved." I said to Wu Dagang.

"That...... Does that mean it's over? Wu Dagang asked me.

Looking at his appearance, he seems to think that I didn't give their family a piece of singing and dancing, and he is a little unsatisfied?

But what? That singing and dancing is the ability of the witch gate, I can't!

Watermelon, he's a preserved egg porridge!

Why don't I give him a dance of "Our Motherland is a Garden"?

If I sing and dance, I'll be like this. This was taught to me by my teacher when I was in kindergarten.

"I'm just saying that your family's mess is solved. There are other problems in your family, and they will have to be solved at night! I said to him a little helplessly.

"Oh. Is it to do something that night? When he heard me, he answered first, and then asked me again.

I don't know how he loves it so much.

It's as if you can't solve the problem if you don't do it.

Hearing his words, I looked at Zhong Linlin helplessly. Perhaps this wish can only be fulfilled by Zhong Linlin.

When Zhong Linlin saw me looking at her, she immediately gave me a blank look.

Then she said to Wu Dagang: "Of course, we have to do the rituals, but the rituals we want to do should not be the kind you want to see." And at night, you'd better not look at it. ”

"Huh? Can't see it? Wu Dagang seemed a little disappointed.

"It's not that you can't see it, as long as you're bold enough, you won't stop me if you want to see it, whatever you want!" Zhong Linlin said to him angrily.

Hearing Zhong Linlin's words, Wu Dagang touched his neck stupidly, as if he remembered his previous feelings. He said, "Well, I don't look at it!" As long as it can solve our family's problems. ”

Ay...... Wouldn't it have been like this earlier?

As long as it can solve the problem! Why do you have to watch the art of singing and dancing?