Chapter 1007: Whose Urine Would You Like To Drink?

Shi Tianlan's voice is clear and his voice is slightly cool.

Her words were thrown out of her lips and teeth like beads, although she was a woman, there was an inexplicable sense of shock in her tone......

Shi Tianlan glanced at him indifferently, "If the explanation is not clear, then it will be cured and the police will take you to the embassy in China to explain your behavior to the law!" ”

Hearing this, the foreign man's heart suddenly dropped.

Although he was extremely reluctant to believe that the person in front of him was the founder of the state banquet dish of Qionglou Yuge, he inexplicably felt a sense of awe in his heart because of her tone......

"Police? Do you think the police will take care of this kind of? ”

The foreign man forcibly calmed down, still showing a disdainful gesture, "Lao Tzu now thinks there is something wrong with your dishes!" Disgusting! Bad! If you want to return the food, you need to call the police? ”

Shi Tinglan glanced sideways at the waiter with his peripheral vision.

The little girl covered her face and shook her head again and again, she walked to her side with small steps, "No, the dishes we serve to this gentleman are strictly in accordance with the recipe specifications, and you know the quality of the chef in our Qionglou Yuge, the manager has just come to check, and there is absolutely no problem with the dishes." ”

Shi Tinglan nodded his head in understanding.

She had already guessed that this foreigner was deliberately finding fault.

The light swept lightly over the little girl's face, "I'll solve it here, you go and deal with your face first, and ask for a piece of ice in the back kitchen, because this kind of scum scum is not worth disfiguring." ”

"Thank you, Miss Shi." The little girl bowed.

She covered her face and immediately ran to the waiter's lounge, and her companion went to the back kitchen to borrow a piece of ice for her.

Shi Tianlan immediately shifted his gaze back to the foreigner.

Her delicate eyes narrowed slightly, "The dish is unpalatable?" Tell me, which dish is unpalatable? Where is it unpalatable? ”

Shi Tianlan exuded an extremely strong aura around his body.

But behind her was still standing Bo Yucheng, a man in a suit and leather shoes, and his long body was surrounded by coldness, which invisibly added a little oppression to the atmosphere......

"What? The dish is unpalatable and not scolded? ”

The foreign middle-aged man became more and more excessive, "Not only are your dishes unpalatable, but you are also deceiving!" It doesn't match the name at all! Lao Tzu ordered a copy of the Buddha jumping over the wall and didn't see the Buddha or the wall, there were some messy materials in it and wanted to fool me, and I had never seen those things in it! ”

Hearing this, the people who understood the melon-eating crowd couldn't help laughing.

Although he uses pure English, after all, this is the imperial capital of the central city of China, and there are high-achieving students everywhere, so it is not difficult to understand a few daily Chinese......

"Poof! Why is there a Buddha and a wall in the Buddha jumping over the wall? ”

"Isn't it possible to cook the Buddha and let him perform a wall jumping for the guests in a bowl? Suddenly I felt like there was a picture. ”

"Laughed to death, hahaha, I didn't expect them to be so uneducated! But the Buddha didn't dare to cook it, so apologize to the Buddha quickly! ”

The middle-aged man heard the sparse laughter of the neighborhood.

But because they spoke Chinese, he couldn't understand a word at all, and could only feel as if he was laughing at himself......

"Laugh a fart smile!" He suddenly turned his head to look at the men. 918

The man pointed to the braised lion's head again and said, "And! Lao Tzu ordered this meal to eat a lion's head, and you don't have the money to let me eat a lion, so take a meatball to fool my feelings? ”

"This, husband and wife lung tablets! Disgusting...... It's disgusting! I've heard before that you Huaxia eat offal, but I didn't expect to eat human offal! Dirty! ”

The more this foreign man scolded, the more he felt that he was very reasonable, but the more reasonable he was, the funnier he became.

Someone next to him simply recorded these remarks......

Shi Tianlan's lips curled slightly, "What a justified statement I should have, I really don't dare to compliment Mr.'s IQ, it's really hard for you to come to our Qionglou Jade Pavilion to dine, it's our fault that the cultural heritage is too deep, Huaxia is here to apologize to you for our five thousand years of culture." ”

"Poof-" The laughter next to him was even more presumptuous.

I only knew that Shi Tinglan was powerful, but I didn't expect her to be quite eloquent in sophistry......

Bo Yucheng's scarlet lips were lightly hooked without a trace.

The foreign man naturally heard her sarcasm, "What do you mean?" How dare you humiliate me? ”

"Humiliation?" Shi Tianlan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Do you deserve to be humiliated by me?" ”

"You ......" the foreign man was angry.

Shi Tianlan instantly tightened his smile, and looked at him with his eyebrows like frost, "Okay, since you can't understand our Chinese culture, and you still think that the Chinese state banquet dishes can't enter your mouth, I don't mind giving you a science popularization." ”

"There is no Buddha and no wall in the Buddha you said jumping over the wall, I really can't do anything, how inappropriate is my Buddha compassion boiled, what about the wall...... If you want to eat, I will help you make a dish later, I can only wish you to travel back to China and don't change your dentures. ”

"As for the so-called ingredients in the Buddha jumping over the wall that you have never seen before, let me introduce them to you one by one......"

Immediately, a guest jumped over the wall with his Buddha.

By the way, he handed Shi Tianlan a pair of chopsticks, "Miss Shi, you use this!" Give him a good science popularization! ”

Shi Tianlan's red lips bent lightly and took the Buddha jumping over the wall, and then looked back at Bo Yucheng and said, "Help me go and talk to Xiao Ran, and re-serve two copies of the Buddha jumping over the wall for the guests at this table." ”

"I'll go." Bo Yucheng raised his eyebrows slightly.

Shi Tianlan jumped over the wall with the Buddha in one hand, and held chopsticks in the other hand to hold the ingredients one by one, "sea cucumber, abalone, shark fin, dried scallops, scallops, scallops, fish maw, deer tendons, ......"

She introduced the ingredients to foreign middle-aged men one by one, these are absolutely precious and expensive ingredients, many of which will only appear in high-end dishes even if they are placed abroad!

The man's face changed instantly, "What...... How is it possible to have so many precious things? Why didn't I eat it? ”

Shi Tinglan slowly and methodically put down the Buddha jumping over the wall.

She then cast her eyes on the braised lion's head, "As for the lion...... Is it illegal to hunt lions? If Mr. really wants to eat the lion's head, I can help you say hello to the police, and the husband and wife lung tablets are not human flesh, peeing cow pills do not pee, and there are no ants in the ants in the trees......"

"Of course, sir, if you must ask for the dish to be the same as the name of the dish, I don't mind helping you arrange it, the chickens, ducks, pigs, cattle and sheep in Qionglou Yuge have closely cooperated breeding enterprises, may I ask whose urine do you want to drink?"

The surrounding melon-eating crowd couldn't help but burst into laughter instantly.

The foreign middle-aged man's face had turned completely pale, and he admitted that although he couldn't understand the ingredients, the taste of these dishes was indeed amazing...... The main reason is that I am not used to eating the offal in Chinese cuisine, and I am unhappy and want to find fault.

But I didn't expect to meet such a powerful person!