Jerking off time

"Hey, by the way, Luo Sheng has also been in love, why don't you listen to this content?" Lan Zhi suddenly mentioned.

Friends, eating and drinking will always start to fight each other and brag. Usually previous jobs, love history, family, and troubles between friends are often mentioned.

On the way before, in fact, everyone knew each other a lot, only Luo Sheng, he basically fooled around. As soon as he talked about him, he began to change the topic, aiming the muzzle at the mouse, and basically succeeded every time.

But this time, with the strength of Chen Yingying and the mouse, everyone broke up their love history, what did they touch their little hands in high school, and they officially dated a few after work, and what ambiguous relationships appeared.

In the normal adult world, this is a very normal topic, but at this time, Luo Sheng was extremely silent. It's not that he's unhappy or uncomfortable, it's just that he doesn't scare anyone.

After three rounds of drinking, basically my face was flushed. At this time, they noticed Luo Sheng. Because everyone said it just now, they sent Luo Sheng and Xiaofu.

Of course, it is impossible for Xiaofu to be a child, let him go.

But Luo Sheng is different, no matter how he says it, he is an adult, handsome, and he is still the most reliable big brother in the team, no matter how you look at it, he is a person with a story. They don't believe that such a Luo Sheng has few ambiguous objects so far, and he has not been chased by the little girl.

"Luo Sheng, let's talk about it, my brothers are not outsiders, and they won't spread it blindly. Listen to the pull down. The rat slumped in his chair and drank wine, like a passerby.

Luo Sheng pondered for a while. Then he sighed.

"Let's talk about it."

"But I'll tell you something now." Luo Sheng checked the surroundings, well, there was no listening, there were no spies, and passers-by couldn't hear it.

"I'm not human."

In fact, he originally thought that he had hidden it well, but now, everyone didn't seem surprised.

"Oh."

"I didn't think you were human." Lan Zhi took a puff of her cigarette, spread her hands indifferently, and then looked around: "Don't you think about it too?" ”

"That must be."

There was a lot of recognition all around.

"Every one of us thinks you're human. You haven't done anything other than your looks. "Rats mend knives.

Rason: ???

It's not that I haven't done anything before, why did I become my own criticism conference? I don't think I've done anything out of the ordinary. So Luo Sheng asked funny:

"What's wrong with me?"

Lan Zhi: "Can a normal person tear the skin of a toothed tiger with his bare hands?" ”

Mouse: "Can a normal person jump directly from 10 meters?" ”

Chen Yingying: "Can normal people keep moving forward in an oxygen-free environment?" ”

"Even human modification can't achieve this effect!" The crowd said.

A series of complaints made Luo Sheng think...... It seems that it really can't. I'm still not good at camouflage. Rather reluctantly, he poured another sip of wine into his mouth, and then threw the can in the trash can at his feet.

"Who am I? You probably know that, too. ”

"Yes."

"So you're a robot awakener, right?"

"Well, yes." Seeing that everyone had already seen through it, Luo Sheng simply admitted it.

"So you know why I didn't mention it back then."

"Yes." The mouse said with a smile: "When Lan Zhi didn't guess this, she told me what kind of magic skills you still practiced, and what kind of iron crotch cheats are called." She almost broke her leg last time because of this trick. ”

Oh...... Luo Sheng remembered that it was the first time they met. It is said that Lan Zhi did it first that time, and he was also self-defense, after all, if it weren't for iron, it is estimated that it would have to be scrapped, and if he stepped down, ordinary people would have lost the ability to resist long ago.

"Don't mention it." Lan Zhi said leisurely on the side: "But that's not the point, the point is that your love history is good, since you are an awakened person, you should also have seven emotions and six desires and even love desires, your current awakening level should be enough." ”

"Hmm. Many years ago it was enough. Luo Sheng smiled: "After all, I'm over two hundred and thirty, and in terms of seniority, it's not too much to call me a brother." ”

The people around looked at the mouse, and this product was still relying on his old age to respect Luo Shengzun before. The mouse scratched the back of his head embarrassedly and smiled. How could he have imagined this at that time......

"And what's the point? In love, don't look at me! The rat quickly changed the subject.

"Brother Luo Sheng, then your love story must be very exciting!"

"......" Luo Sheng was silent for a few seconds, and suddenly smiled, with a hint of helplessness in his smile.

"Definitely. It's wonderful. ”

I don't know why, I was really smiling, but the people next to me could see a bit of desolation from this smile.

"My love, she is a hero, she is in a high position, beautiful and elegant. Our love is surging and passionate, but unfortunately, this relationship cannot be understood by the world. ”

Seeing that their expressions began to become strange, Luo Sheng continued:

"We have been in love for 70 years, like a flame, and the first time I saw her, I was ignited with love that existed in the depths of the system. She taught me responsibility, how to love, how to fight against fate. ”

"We went to the battlefield together, killed the poor, went to a distant place, admired the sunset, fought side by side in the rain of bullets, and kissed each other when we were desperate......"

Hearing this, the mouse suddenly realized something. He turned his head to look at Lan Zhi next to him, and found that she had the same expression.

In a high position, a hero, a mechanical lover, a rain of bullets......

These keywords reminded them of a set of pictures that broke out in the media a long time ago. In the picture is a man and a woman kissing, the woman has blonde hair and red lips, the man is tall and handsome, their bodies are stained with blood, and the background of the painting is gunsmoke and corpses.

This set of pictures is drawn, but it is adapted from a true story, and the prototype of the story is the eldest lady of the Demon Alliance, and she is also the former leader of the Demon Spirit Team - Yan Mo.

Before the massacre of the demon clan a hundred years ago, the eldest lady of the Demon League had a scandal and was suspected of dating the awakened. But the matter was quickly suppressed and did not make much of a wave, and the only thing that remained, that is, this painting, is said to be based on the description of a military doctor on the battlefield.

At that time, the media spoke highly of this painting, and many people on the Internet remembered this painting. But few people take it as something that happens in reality, after all, this kind of thing is too unbelievable.

"We survived assassinations, we survived small wars on the front, but when the last war broke out, I left, leaving her alone to face the jackals, tigers and leopards."

A deep voice was heard, and the sad history was once again revealed.

The mouse couldn't help but interrupt: "Wait, Brother Luo, you ...... Can you take the liberty of asking about your previous mechanical codename? ”

"I'm Combat Armed Machine 0017."

The atmosphere froze instantly, and Luo Sheng raised his head: "My lover, named Yan Mo." ”